The Ship Is Almost Righted

Another day, another beatdown of an overmatched ballclub.  I thought this next stretch of games would be important in helping the Yankees get it back together and they certainly have not let me down, taking 5 of 6 already from the Indians and Orioles with the fugazi Blue Jays and Astros still on tap.

Hughes was masterful last night, throwing 7's all over the place (7 innings, 7 Ks, 7th win of the year).  Most importantly, he changed his approach up early when the cutter wasn't working.  Hughes worked primarily off the fastball and curve last night and once he substituted the curve for the cutter the Orioles really had no chance.  Joe might not commit to him right now as an All-Star, and even if he does make the team there is no chance in hell he plays in that game, but right now Phil Hughes could very well be the STARTER of the All-Star game with the way he's pitched.

Robinson Cano is on another tear right now rivaling the one that he kicked the season off with.  He's top 3 or top 5 in almost every major offensive statistical category and now it's getting to the point where we can all stop talking about if he's the best second baseman in baseball and start talking about where Cano stands in the hierarchy of best players in baseball period.

It was good to see Jorge back in the lineup last night, especially at DH where he belongs now.  Jorge can say he's still a catcher all he wants, but the fact is his body can't hold up the physical stress of catching anymore and his offense is always going to be more valuable than what he gives the team defensively.  That and the fact that Frankie has more than proven himself capable of being an everyday Major League catcher.

Yessiree, things are brightening up in Yankeeland again.  Jeter is pounding the ball again, The Horse continues to get it done even without his usual power numbers, Jorge is back, C-Grand is back, Joba and Mo have rid themselves of their hiccups, and the rest of team from top to bottom is producing more than well enough to cover CC and Teix's struggles.  They still aren't quite hitting on all cylinders, but at some point this summer, it's going to happen and when it does, all Tampa can do is close their eyes and hope the train doesn't hurt them too bad as it goes flying by.

P.S.- spare me all the "they're doing it against shitty teams" routine.  Yeah, they are doing it against shitty teams, but that's what good teams do, they beat the shitty teams.  And not just beat them, but beat them down, outclass them.  And that's what the Yankees have done over the last week, minus one bullpen meltdown.  So quit looking to pick nits and just sit back and enjoy the show.

Hey! Isn't That Javy Vazquez?

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7 innings, 4 hits, 1 walk, 1 earned run allowed, and 7 Ks?  And escaping from a bases loaded, nobody out jam unscathed?  And all this was done in front of the home crowd who no doubt still treat every Javy start like sharks waiting to smell blood in the water, no less.  I think this is what the Yankee brass and fanbase had in mind when they traded for this guy back in December.  I wouldn't say it absolves Javy of all his sins in the eyes of the fans, and he's still carrying a 6.06 ERA after last night, but that's 3 quality starts out of his last 4 now and he's starting to pitch with more confidence.  I guess trusting and locating your fastball will do that. 

If Javy can keep this up, it makes CC's struggles all the less important and give him more time to work his shit out as the rest of the staff seems to be doing just fine.

Return Of The A-Horse

How's 6 RBIs right in your facepiece taste, Cleveland?  Knocking your pitchers into next week with line drives off the dome one day, knocking runs in like there's tomorrow the next.

All hail The A-Horse!!

A Taste Of Their Own Medicine

Looks like the Yankees can make late-game comebacks too.  After getting shut down by former Red Sock Justin Masterson for 6 innings, the Bombers finally came through in the 7th with a 2-out, 2-run Derek Jeter single (he's finally back to finding gaps and holes in the outfield instead of the shortstop's glove), and a 3-run Teix message to left (he's still flailing around at the plate for the most part, but dude still has 34 RBIs). 

Good A.J. outbattled Bad A.J. despite Bad A.J.'s best efforts to blow the game  in the 7th inning, and Joe did the right thing sticking with him through 8 innings to preserve the lead after watching his bullpen yesterday and over the last month.  Mo also looked good for the first time in a while yesterday, striking out 2 of the 3 batters he faced in the 9th and making a great play leaping over a shattered bat to field the game-ending groundout.

If you're a fan, you still don't quite get over the sting of Saturday's loss that never should have happened, but at the end of the day it's still another chance for a series win today and another game off the division lead deficit with Tampa scuffling right now (lost 5 out of last 7).

Happy Memorial Day, everybody.  Enjoy the cookouts and red, white, and blue caps today.

BOOOOO!!!!

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Throw strikes, you fucking fat piece of garbage!!!  6 runs score before you can get one goddamn out!?!?!  If I wanted that crap I would have put Chad Gaudin in earlier!!  FUCK!!!!!!

OK, I'm cool.  Just had to get that off my chest before heading to breakfast today.

What A Nightmare!

Whew!  I just woke up in a cold sweat.  I was having this terrible dream that CC pitched another shitty game and the Yanks still lead 10-4 after 6 innings.  But then it got really bad and D-Rob and Joba just completely imploded in the 7th inning to choke away the entire lead and they ended up losing 13-11 and I woke up screaming.  But it was just a dream so I feel better.  Now I can turn on SportsCenter.

Wait, What the fuck?!...

Thanks, Cleveland

Well that was a nice way to start off the homestand, eh?  Swish and Cano are jacking HRs into orbit, Hughes is back to striking kids out at a >1/inning clip and giving up less than one baserunner per inning and (GASP!!) he used his curveball a little bit, and C-Grand stepped back into the lineup and looked pretty solid at the plate and in the field.

They may lose LeBron after this summer, but at least Cleveland can take solace in the fact that they will still be able to provide endless amounts of joy for Yankee fans with their shitty baseball team.  Thanks, gentlemen.

** Officially in Baltimore now for the lax tourney.  Consider yourselves lucky if you get one post a day.  The things I do for you people.**

Well At Least This Guy Had A Good Time Last Night

Amen, brother!  Get you some of that pork chop.  There definitely wasn't anything going on in the game that was worth watching so why not get all up in Kim Jones' shit and get some nourishment while you're at it?

And can somebody tell Michael Kay to calm the fuck down??  Really, dude with the "Oh that's disgusting!" line?  It's a goddamn pork chop on a stick.  It wasn't like he was chowing down on a deep-fried moose turd.  Kim obviously wasn't going to eat the thing so why let it go to waste?  I'll tell you one thing, if I'm ever at Target Field and Kim Jones is waving a pork chop on a stick in front of my face, I'm chomping down on that thing faster than you can even think.  Might even take some of Kim's hand with it too.

P.S.- I know I'm probably behind with this observation but again, out in Wisconsin, no YES Network, cut me some slack.  But what's the deal with Kim's new hair?  The darker, longer look?  I'm not feeling it at all.  Give me the shorter blonde look that I know and love.

You Suck

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That's right, Javy.  I'm talking to you.  How many hard hit balls did you plan on giving up last night?  Even the outs were loud.  Consider yourself lucky that none of those were comebackers to the mound or you might be laying in the ICU this morning.  Throw your buddies Chan Ho and Teix in with you, add a little milk and ice, and it's a full-on smoothie of sucktitude in Yankeeland right now.

15 runs scored in the last 6 games?  What the hell is going on here??  Thank Joe Pesci I'm heading to Baltimore for the weekend to watch some D-1 lacrosse.  Now THOSE GUYS know how to put some points on the board.  Also thank Joe Pesci that the Yanks get their next 6 against the Indians and Orioles and then a series against Houston a bit later.  If that trio of baseball garbage can't get the offense going then I don't know what will.

Welcome back tonight, Curtis.  Hopefully Joe takes my lineup advice and puts you in the 2-spot.

That's More Like It

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Well the team still isn't hitting, but that fact is a lot easier to swallow when you hold one late inning lead, get a clutch hit in the 9th inning of a tie game when you need one, and come away with 2 wins in 1 day.

Jeet hits a big homer in the 6th to restart Tuesday's game and the bullpen holds down the fort to preserve A.J.'s good start and get him a win.  And then in the nightcap Swish makes sure that another fantastic Andy Pettitte outing didn't go to waste with a game-winning solo bomb in the top of the 9th.  Oh, and Mo closed out both games to get into the double digit save column.  Almost forgot he was still on the team.

Momentum, anyone?

Mother Nature Apparently Not An A.J. Burnett Fan

Good A.J. decides to show up last night, dude is fucking dealing, and the damn weather just won't cooperate.  The Yanks already have enough to worry about with their recent lack of pitching and hitting without having to worry about how the weather is going to screw them too.  Now they have to finish one game today, presumably by using their bullpen for 4 innings, and then turn around and play another whole game with a depleted bullpen.

This shit never would have happened in the Metrodome.  Just sayin'...

Where Should C-Grand Bat When He Returns To The Lineup?

With the possibility of Curtis Granderson returning to the lineup this week on the horizon, it is worth asking the question of where should he hit?  By now it should be obvious to everybody that the injuries have caught up to the Yankee lineup.  Guys like Cervelli and Brett Gardner have started to level out and come back to Earth, other guys like Marcus Thames, Randy Winn, Ramiro Pena, Greg Golson, and Kevin Russo should just not be getting everyday Major League at-bats, and the rest of the regulars (Jeter, A-Rod, Teix, Cano, Swish) have for the most part done nothing over the past 2+ weeks.  Considering all of that, where does C-Grand seem to make the most sense?  I personally think that upon his return, the lineup should look something like this:

1) Jeter- SS
2) Granderson- CF
3) Teix- 1B
4) A-Rod- 3B
5) Cano -2B
6) Swisher- RF
7) Thames/Juan Miranda (depending on the opposing pitcher)- DH
8) Cervelli- C
9) Gardner- LF

Between Nick Johnson's rough start and injury and Brett Gardner's recent slump, the Yanks have gotten next to nothing from the 2-hole in the lineup.  Granderson would add some much-needed pop to that spot and could give Jeter a little more protection than he's getting right now from Gardner.  Just like Gardner, Granderson's speed makes him less of a risk to ground into double plays, as does his high K rate.  But unlike Gardner, Granderson's pop allows for more RBI opportunities early in the lineup, both for him and for The Horse and Teix behind him.

The argument could be made for Swish in the 2-hole, but given his new approach at the plate this season and his resulting high contact rate and current career high batting average, I would rather have him in a spot in the middle of the order where he can drive in runs.  I can live with Granderson striking out with Jeter on base and leaving A-Rod and Teix 2 outs to work with to get the run home as opposed to him striking out from the 6-spot with runners on and 2 outs to end an inning.

You platoon Thames and Miranda at the DH spot depending on whether the opposing pitcher is a righty or lefty both to maximize their value as hitters and to guarantee that Thames never sees time in a Major League outfield again.  DH'ing him allows the Yankees to put their strongest hitting lineup out along with their strongest possible defensive lineup to start a game.

Lastly, you bump Frankie and Gardy back down in the order, where they thrived to start the season.  These guys have proven themselves as capable everyday Major League players, but still not quite capable of being consistent in high-impact situations (run producer in the 6- or 7-spot for Cervelli; table setter in the 2-spot for Gardner).  By moving them back down, the Yankees would take some of the pressure off of them and allow them to get back to doing what they did best at the start of the year.  Plus, having Gardner at the end of the lineup allows the Yanks to re-establish that cyclical pattern to their lineup that they started the year with and put Gardner in the position to help create runs with the top of the order coming up behind him.

That's just what I think makes the most sense, but what do I know?  I just have a marketing degree.  Obviously Granderson isn't going to be plugged back in and expected to start raking immediately.  There is going to be a period of adjustment as he gets used to playing every day again.  But I will still take a recovering, rehabbing Curtis Granderson over a 100% Randy Winn or Ramiro Pena (no offense, guys) any day of the week.

Yankees Gain Half A Game In The Standings!!!

That's what I'm talking about, baby!!  You know the slump is over when the Yanks are chopping their deficit in the division to pieces without even playing a game!

I don't even know why Minnesota is bothering to show up tonight.  The Bronx Bombers are BACK!!!!!

Is Phil Hughes Falling Into A Dangerous Pattern?

Saturday night was Phil Hughes' second consecutive start in which he threw a lot of pitches (117) for a lot of strikes (88) without getting a lot of outs (5 2/3 IP).  The Mets, like the Red Sox earlier in the week, fouled off an incredible number of pitches (42) to drive up Phil's pitch count, work to give themselves something good to hit, and eventually knock him out of the game.  Yesterday, Matt from The Yankee U had some interesting comments on Phil's approach against the Mets:

"The most trouble Hughes saw was against the Mets’ 3-4-5 hitters. These hitters, Jason Bay, Ike Davis, and David Wright, saw just 7 non fastballs (6 curves, 1 change) in their nine combined at bats. The most concerning part of this was the third at bat against Wright, seen here. While the result, a strikeout, was very good, the fact that Hughes and Cervelli had the same approach against Wright as they did in the previous two at bats (RBI singles), is unsettling. Either they weren’t recognizing that Wright was catching up to the fastball/cutter or Hughes was just being too stubborn and shaking off any of Cervelli’s calls for non-fastballs/cutters.

... As the season progresses, I hope Phil realizes that he can’t just keep going to the fastball and cutter to put guys away easily. His curveball has very good bite to it and I hate to see it go unused. As for the changeup, well, I’m actually kind of angry about that. All spring training, we were told that Phil Hughes had improved his change up and that was the reason he won the fifth starter’s job over Joba Chamberlain. This was a lie. Hughes has thrown 13 changeups all season, including last night when he threw just one." (courtesy of TYU)

In praising Hughes recently, I commented on how his approach on the mound this season seemed to be one of the biggest keys to his success.  He was learning to recognize what was working and what wasn't on the mound and use those pitches to his advantage to attack and get hitters out.  Over the course of his early starts, Phil was pounding away with the fastball and the cutter, getting ahead in the count, and then pitching to contact to get outs or throwing the curve sparingly as his strikeout pitch.

Judging by the results of his last 2 outings, however, it seems like teams have started to catch on to Hughes' approach and are taking a more aggressive stance against him, fouling off his offerings knowing he is going to stay away from his off-speed stuff and come right back with the heat or the cutter.  And this is the other, much more dangerous side, to the coin that is Phil Hughes' approach.  It's one thing to pitch to your strengths and try to dictate the way you want a game to go.  It's another to pitch to your strengths so much that your approach becomes monotonous and teams pick up on it to the point that they change their approach accordingly and then THEY start to dictate where the game goes.

This is all part of the maturation process that Hughes is still going through and will continue to adapt as the season moves forward.  Hughes has had great success early on with his 2 strongest pitches, but to be a complete pitcher and top-line starter he needs to throw more curveballs and work his changeup into his repertoire more often.  I agree with Matt that Hughes' curveball is already solid and needs to be thrown more and also that all the raving that was done about his changeup in Spring Training means nothing if he is never going to incorporate it into game situations.

Phil has already made great strides this season towards becoming a top-line starter, but he is by no means a complete pitcher yet.  He needs to work with his catchers and Dave Eiland to work more off-speed stuff into his approach and keep hitters honest so he can still get max value out of his fastball and cutter.  I'm sure this is something that Hughes, Eiland, and Joe are already aware of and it will be interesting to see how much Phil changes his approach during his next couple outings.

(All this being said, Hughes is still 5-1 with a 2.72 ERA, 1.09 WHIP, and 49 Ks in 49.2 IP this season.  Pretty damn good for a kid who's younger than I am pitching at the Major League level.)

Holy Piss!

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Well a shitty week got even shittier with another sloppy loss last night.  CC was plain awful and once again the Yanks decided to wait until the 9th inning to start hitting the ball.  If you're keeping score at home, this team has gone 5-10 since shellacking the Red Sox on that Saturday afternoon 2 weeks ago.

With as well as the club started, you had to expect the Yankees would come back to Earth and things would start to average out, especially with the sudden rash of injuries, and that has generally been the case.  CC and Phil Hughes have been bad the last 2 times through the lineup, and A.J. Burnett looks lost out there, even with Cervelli catching him.  The bullpen has been a constant merry-go-round of who's unavailable and who's ineffective, with Mo leading the charge over the past week.  And the Robinson Canos and Nick Swishers of the world have stopped mashing the way they were in April.  Mark Teixeira made a brief cameo earlier this month but now he is nowhere to be found.

But these last couple weeks have been about more than just injuries and the law of averages.  The Yankees just haven't been playing good baseball.  Absolutely no hitting from anybody in the top 6 of the order, no clutch hits with RISP, starters either not being able to locate the simplest of fastballs or not being able to put hitters away once they get ahead in the count, bad errors all around the field, and a glaring lack of energy and no sense of urgency coming from the team until the 9th inning when it's almost like everybody finally realizes they're losing the game.

Right now this team looks tired and worn down.  The injuries have definitely caught up to them, evidenced by their lack of pop and production coming from everybody not named Francisco Cervelli right now, but that's part of the game that you have to deal with and people need to step up in those situations.  And by people, I mean Jeter, A-Rod, Teix, Cano, the veterans, the heart of the order.  Being top 3 in all the major offensive categories in the AL is nice and all, but that doesn't mean anything when you aren't getting your hits and runs when it counts.  Even Joe is starting to get frustrated with the lack of production coming from this team right now, and you usually couldn't get a rise out of the guy if you jammed a cattle prod up his ass.

This off day comes at the perfect time.  Everybody needs a day to rest, re-focus, re-energize, and get their collective shit together.  I know it ain't Jeet's style, but with Jorge out of the lineup and on the shelf, he needs to step up and fill that vocal leader void in the clubhouse.  A little 10-15-minute "players only" meeting to get everybody back together and get some good vibes going seems like a good idea right now.

...

Yeah, I know. I've been MIA the last couple days. I've been busy saving my company and dominating lacrosse tournaments, deal with it.

What'd I miss? Did the Mets get spanked all the way to their side of town yet? I heard some rumor that the Yanks actually split the first 2 games of the series and Javy Vazquez pitched incredible while Phil looked shaky again yesterday but that all sounds like bullshit to me.

At least I made it back in time for CC tonight. Hammer, don't hurt 'em!!

Yogurt! I Hate Yogurt!

I CAN'T BREATHE IN THIS THING!!!

Nothing like a little "Spaceballs" humor to distract us Yankee fans from the recent 4-8 swing.  Good thing the Triple-A Mets are next on the schedule.  The bottom of their order makes Cervelli-Thames-Winn-Pena look like Murderer's Row.

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Yankees Situation Reaches Threat Level Blue

We can now officially call this the first rough patch of the season for the Yankees.  The alert level has been raised to code blue, and here's why (as if you needed an explanation):

- The rotation is starting to come back to Earth, especially with Bad A.J. looking like he's ready to settle in for the rest of the month.

- The lineup is in complete shambles due to injuries (C-Grand, Johnson, and now Posada out for a month with a broken foot) and ineffectiveness (Jeter slumping, bottom of the order that includes Cervelli 6th, Thames 7th, Winn 8th, and Pena 9th).  Jorge's injury is an absolute killer, far more than losing Johnson.  His bat and his leadership are going to be greatly missed and it's up to the other veterans still in the lineup to step their game up in his absence.

- The bullpen continues to be a mess both with how it is handled by Joe and how the guys coming out of it perform once they're called upon.  How Boone Logan is still on the 25-man roster is beyond me.

The only saving grace is that the Yanks are still 25-15 and can afford to try to ride this out before even thinking of hitting the panic button.  Andy The Stopper is on the mound tonight and if they can salvage a split against Tampa they can look to build a little momentum against the team formerly known as the New York Mets this weekend.

Interleague play couldn't come at a better time if you're a Yankee fan right now. 


** Site will be a little slow again over the next 2 days.  GD company workshops.  **

Linkapalooza Nugget For The Day

While the rest of us bitch and moan and wonder what the Yankees are going to do about their awful bullpen and bare bones bench, Bill Schedler at The Bronx View put together an excellent piece on being a true Yankee fan and what that means to him.

I will take a bit of umbrage with Bill's over-the-top desire to use the "we" term when talking about the Yankees, but that primarily comes from me having to talk to so many fugazi Yankee, Met, and Red Sox fans throughout my life who could barely name 5 players on the current roster yet continued to talk about how "we ahh going to fackin' kill you guys this yee-ah" like they were going to be batting leadoff that night.  But in Bill's case, his devotion and loyalty to a team (especially the Yankees) gives him a free pass to throw "we" around in my book.

Everything else in this post was spot on, from Bill's take on what the game of baseball used to be and used to mean to those who played to where it is and what it stands for now ($$$$$), to his logic explaining how fans, true fans, are just as much a part of the team as players are because they are the one constant in any professional sports team, to his points about what makes Yankee fans in particular such a great fanbase.

If you have 10 minutes today, give this post a read through and take a minute to consider your own fan-dom.

(And then you can get back to worrying about who's available out of the 'pen tonight and complaining about how much Randy Winn sucks)

Yeesh!

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Did anybody even WANT to win last night's game???  There was bad starting pitching (Boston), bad relief pitching (Yankees), bad baserunning (Boston), and bad fielding (both).  In the end it was the double trouble combo of Marcus "Stonehands" Thames and the suddenly human Mo that cost the Yankees what could have, would have, and should have been an ugly win, wasting a solid CC outing in the process.  Joba also looked like a pile of shit in the 8th inning and Papelbon almost coughed it up again in the bottom of the 9th.  I was almost ready to call the thing a tie.

Joe really wasn't kidding when he said the bullpen is a mess right now.  The Yanks are either stuck with guys who can't work because they threw too many pitches in their last outing or guys who just flat out can't get 3 outs to save themselves.  That's also now been 2 straight outings where their best 2 have looked more like Clark Kents than Supermen and judging by their pitch counts last night, I would say they are also both unavailable tonight against the Rays.

And to really sting your ass if you're a Yankee fan, if the bullpen wasn't in such shambles, the Yankees wouldn't have had to option Greg Golson down to make room in the 'pen for Mark Melancon last night, Golson would have been in right field in the bottom of the 9th instead of Thames, and he probably wouldn't have dropped the easiest pop up in the history of pop ups.

 When you're talking about Greg Golson being the key factor to a win, you know it's tough times.  Somebody rub some Icy Hot on Nick Swisher's (or Steve Swisher's) biceps and get him back out there, STAT!!!

Can Somebody Throw Some Cold Water On Andrew Marchand?

The March must have been a little excited after the Yanks win last night, and I can't really blame him.  I myself christened my new luxurious leather armchair with its first ever Yankee-related freakout as soon as the ball left A-Rod's bat in the 9th, complete with TV clicker toss, multiple fist pumps, and a hot lap around the apartment living room.  But Andrew might be reading a little TOO much into last night's win:

"A-Rod did it again on Monday night, slamming a game-tying two-run ninth inning shot off Jonathan Papelbohn.

Then Marcus Thames finished off Papelbohn with his own two-run shot and the question is: Did the Yankees just finish off the Red Sox?" (courtesy of ESPN NY's  Yankee blog)

Andy, Andy, Andy.  Take it easy, buddy.  To quote The Wolf from Pulp Fiction, "let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet."  It was the 38th game of the season.  We're not even a quarter of the way home and you're already going to bury the Sawx?  Let's not forget that this is the same team that flat out owned the Yankees from the 2004 ALCS through the summer of last year.  Sure they are a lot older, creakier, weaker, and shittier than they were back then, but you still can't write them off just yet, especially when the Yanks are riddled with injuries and bullpen issues and the Rays haven't come back to Earth yet.

Don't get me wrong, nobody loves calling out the Sawx for sucking at baseball and fucking up constantly and rubbing it in their face when they lose to the Yankees more than me.  But it was just one game and there is still plenty more baseball to be played.  So put your pants back on, Andrew, let go of the bottle of Jergens, and sit back down at your computer and do a little reporting.

Yanks-Sox Game 38 Thoughts And Afterthoughts

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Happy times...

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Happier times...

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Happiest times!

- It was right around this time last season that the Yankees started their run of magical walk-off wins.  Last night's couldn't have been much better so we'll see how what this does for a team that is still incredibly beat up and depth-deprived moving forward.

- Tough start for Phil Hughes last night, but a quick look at the numbers shows that he really wasn't awful.  He threw 104 pitches through 5 innings, which is hardly efficient.  But that high number can be attributed to the Red Sox fighting off a lot of good pitches last night and making Hughes work until they got something to hit.

Hughes threw first-pitch strikes to 16 of the 22 batters he faced and 71 of his 104 pitches were thrown for strikes, so he wasn't wild or missing spots badly.  His strike breakdown shows the true story: 20 looking, 5 swinging, 28 fouled off, and 18 in play.  The Red Sox just hacked away at most of Hughes' stuff and wore him down, which is what good hitters will do.  Shit, it's what the Yankees do to pretty much everybody they face.  Hughes gave up 6 hits and just 1 walk, so his command was there.  He just threw a couple bad cutters and Boston made him pay.

What I liked was after the game Hughes seemed to know exactly what happened.  He credited Boston for battling and fouling pitches off and acknowledged that he wasn't able to put guys away with the cutter after getting ahead in the count.  He wasn't lost or clueless out there last night; he knew what was going on and was in control, he just got beat by a couple of good swings.  Even after his first bad outing of the year, Hughes is still 5-0 with a 2.25 ERA.  So anybody who's thinking of picking his start apart last night can just calm the F down right now.

- If you really want to throw some blame around, how about Dave Eiland?  Kid is looking good through 4 innings and then gives up consecutive hits to Scutaro and Pedroia after 2 long battles.  How about coming out to talk to him before Drew steps up, Dave???  Reassure him, ask him how he feels, tell him not to worry about it, ANYTHING!!  Just get your ass out of the dugout and do your goddamn job.

- Girardi won't be winning any Coach of the Game awards either for his bullpen management last night.  Boone Logan in the 6th?  Yuck.  Chan Ho Park for a second inning in his first game back?  Are you kidding me?  I know he was holding Joba out and they're trying to set up Javy to start on Friday, but you can't let Park come back out in the 8th.  He looked good in the 7th, he did his job, let that be it.  The difference between Park in the 7th and 8th was like night and day and that's an awful job by Joe leaving him out there, regardless of whether or not it was against righty hitters.

- Speaking of Javy, how's that for a little morale boost?  Enter in the 9th, strike out the only batter you face, and then pick up a win for the efforts.  Kind of balances out the sting of losing the tough decision in Detroit last week.

- Jorge Posada can keep getting banged up all he wants if Cervelli is going to keep doing what he's doing at the plate.  Dude has 15 RBIs in just 60 at-bats on the season.

- Good luck with the surgery today, Nick.  See you in August, maybe.  Thanks for nothing.

- Here's another name to add to the Yankee injury list, via the NY Post:

"Steve Swisher's left biceps strain is still preventing him from batting left-handed."

Well shit!  It's bad enough that Nick Swisher is out of the lineup, now the Yankees are missing his brother, Steve, too??  Any more tragedies like this and they are going to be forced to go out and get a lefty bat for the bench.  Godspeed, Steve Swisher.  Get healthy soon.

- Don't look now, but The Horse has 31 RBIs and Teix has 30.  Now that these guys are heating up, imagine what they could do if Jeter could stop grounding out to short and actually get on base!

- After a win like last night's you really want to come out and keep the momentum going.  And what better way to do that than by facing the human batting cage pitching machine, Josh Beckett?  I'm almost salivating at the thought of how many hits and run the Yanks can put up tonight against him.  And CC is due for a dominating start so a combination of the 2 and a crushing 11-2 victory tonight would be great to get with Tampa coming into town tomorrow.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

How do ya like them apples?!?!?!

First The Fucking Horse goes yard to tie it up and then Marcus Thames makes Papelbon pay for daring to cross Dark Helmet and a great game that turned into a horseshit game ends up being a great game again all in 4 hours.

Yep, just Yanks-Sox baseball.  What else is new?

Nothing is better than watching Jonathan Papelbon blow saves.  Except watching him blow saves to the Yankees.  Seriously, nice location on those fastballs, bro.  Gardner slapped your shit into left, Teix almost parked one, The A-Horse demolished one, and Thames' was a no doubter as soon as it left the bat.  What a fucking toolbox.  Have fun watching this videotape over and over again you piece of trash.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

This Guy Is Ready For Yanks-Sox Tonight

Are you?

I mean sure he's a complete freakshow and probably has no clue what the hell is going on in whatever game it was in which he was cheering/spazzing out this wildly.  But at least he's wearing a legit Red Sox jersey, not those green and pink abortions that everybody else in Fraud Sox Nation tries to pull off.

I'm just kidding.  This guy is a complete jackass.  Yelling and screaming wildly like it's Game 7 while his team continues to stumble its way to an 83-79 season.  Good luck with that, bro.

Fuck that guy, fuck the Red Sox, and fuck the rest of their lamesauce fanbase.  Give me the bleacher creatures doing the Yankee roll call and Freddy Sez the frying pan guy all day.

Is Larry Brooks Kidding?

Here's a beauty from Larry's "end of the world" take on the Yankees' loss yesterday:

"Instead of going into these next seven games against the Red Sox, Rays and Mets as an all-powerful 25-12 behemoth able to leap tall buildings and all obstacles with a single bound, they're a 24-13 second-place team that needs more help from its marquee players than its been getting." (courtesy of The NY Post)

Larry, you've got to be kidding me, right?  25-12 makes the Yankees a behemoth and 24-13 makes them nothing?  You forget, dear Larry, that even if the Yankees would have won yesterday and ended the week at 25-12, THEY STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN IN SECOND PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Yesterday's loss did nothing more to change the Yankees than any of the other 13 they have this season.  It was a shitty loss, but it was a freak loss that more than likely won't happen again this season.  If you're looking for a team to fold its sails and wither and die because they lost a tough game at home, go cover the fucking Mets.

In your attempt to spread doom and gloom throughout Yankeeland, you actually proved just how strong the Yankees are.  They have been ravaged by injuries in the last month, are piecing together lineups day by day, are juggling their rotation to keep Javy Vazquez away from anything even remotely resembling a pressure situation and heaping more responsibility on their 23-year-old 5th starter who is working on an innings limit this year, they didn't get much from Teix and The Horse in April, they haven't gotten anything from Jeter and Cano in May, and yet they are still 24-13 and in second place in what is the strongest division in baseball.

In other words, THEY'RE FINE!!!!  Teix and A-Rod are coming around, Jorge is mashing since getting back into the lineup, and Jeter and Cano are going to start hitting again eventually.  When all these marquee guys do start to come together and produce, the Yankees are going to steam right by the Rays and start pulling away with the division.

But I'm sure when that time comes, Larry will have something  else to complain about, like maybe how the Yankees ONLY have 3 guys in the top 10 RBI leaders, or ONLY have 8 All-Stars, or are ONLY a team 25 games over .500 instead of being 26 over if they wouldn't have lost to the Twins on May 16.