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Curtis! Buddy! Glad to have you back in the lineup. Things weren't quite the same without you. I don't think we could have made it through a less-than-stellar Phil night like last night with Randy Winn fucking shit up in your spot.
And what's this?!?! You brought Mark Teixeira with you! Well will you look at that! It's almost like there's a dangerous lineup back intact here with all you boys hitting. What a concept!