Curtis, Curtis, Curtis. This is not how it's supposed to work, my dude. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. I slobber all over your nuts, you slobber...
Well OK, I guess we don't have to go there. But still. The Golden Sombrero? Really??? Not kosher, bro. Not kosher at all.
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