Throw strikes, you fucking fat piece of garbage!!! 6 runs score before you can get one goddamn out!?!?! If I wanted that crap I would have put Chad Gaudin in earlier!! FUCK!!!!!!
OK, I'm cool. Just had to get that off my chest before heading to breakfast today.
Whew! I just woke up in a cold sweat. I was having this terrible dream that CC pitched another shitty game and the Yanks still lead 10-4 after 6 innings. But then it got really bad and D-Rob and Joba just completely imploded in the 7th inning to choke away the entire lead and they ended up losing 13-11 and I woke up screaming. But it was just a dream so I feel better. Now I can turn on SportsCenter.