Beast Mode

It's one thing to throw 7.2 shutout innings against a good offensive team.  It's another thing to throw 7.2 shutout innings against a good offensive team while striking out 13 batters.  And it's a completely different thing to throw 7.2 shutout innings against a good offensive team while striking out 13 batters and having all 13 Ks being swinging.  CC Sabathia is a monster.  THE POWER OF THE PARACHUTE PANTS COMPELS YOU!!!!

Now somebody hit the fucking music!!!

Yankees Trying To Give The Brewers A Chance Today

This afternoon's lineup, via LoHud:

1) Brett Gardner- CF
2) Nick Swisher- RF
3) Mark Teixeira- 1B
4) Robinson Cano- 2B
5) Jorge Posada- DH
6) Andruw Jones- LF
7) Eduardo Nunez- SS
8) Francisco Cervelli- C
9) Ramiro Pena- 3B

No Horse, no C-Grand, and no Martin should be enough to level the playing field today, right?  I mean, it's the least the Yankees can do to try to make things fair since they have Carsten on the hill today.  Anybody who still calls them the "Evil Empire" should wake up and smell the B-Team lineup.

P.S.- Francisco Cervelli still sucks.