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The A-Horse laughs at your pitiful attempts to bust him inside with a 90-mph fastball. He laughs at them and then proceeds to kick your teeth down your throat with a 3-run bomb. And now begineth the late season push for another 30-HR, 100-RBI season for the A-Taur. A glorious night indeed.
P.S.- my buddy and I were smashed at the bar when he hit that homer last night. We jumped up and immediately made the DJ play "Enter Sandman." As you would expect, there were no girls with us.