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Fuck Jacoby Ellsbury. Fuck Jawnathan Papelbawn. Fuck Dahhstin Pedroy-ah. Fuck Terry Francona. Fuck Theo Epstein. Fuck Big Sloppi. Fuck the city of Bahhston and everybody in it. Have fun watching the playoffs from the couch, you fucking fugazi bitches. And enjoy the rest of Carl Crawford's contract.
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