You Suck

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That's right, Javy.  I'm talking to you.  How many hard hit balls did you plan on giving up last night?  Even the outs were loud.  Consider yourself lucky that none of those were comebackers to the mound or you might be laying in the ICU this morning.  Throw your buddies Chan Ho and Teix in with you, add a little milk and ice, and it's a full-on smoothie of sucktitude in Yankeeland right now.

15 runs scored in the last 6 games?  What the hell is going on here??  Thank Joe Pesci I'm heading to Baltimore for the weekend to watch some D-1 lacrosse.  Now THOSE GUYS know how to put some points on the board.  Also thank Joe Pesci that the Yanks get their next 6 against the Indians and Orioles and then a series against Houston a bit later.  If that trio of baseball garbage can't get the offense going then I don't know what will.

Welcome back tonight, Curtis.  Hopefully Joe takes my lineup advice and puts you in the 2-spot.