A Little Wednesday Bad News

From the always reliable LoHud:

"Girardi said Alfredo Aceves will not be back this season. He’s being evaluated by a doctor again for this back problem that has sidelined him since May. Girardi said Aceves didn’t feel good after his last rehab outing, and that surgery could be an option.

Girardi also said Damaso Marte probably won’t be back this season. The lefty was very useful out of the pen in the postseason last year. But his shoulder is still problematic. Marte hasn’t given up on October, but he said it’s some sort of a labrum issue and that he feels he’s just at 40 percent."

Looks like Boone Logan and Sergio Mitre's postseason roster spots just got a lot safer.  And that leaves the door open for Gaudin and Nova too.  Hope you all keep wearing the big boy pants, gentlemen.  Shit's about to get real in a month or so.



P.S.- Hughes having his next start skipped.  He won't be pitching again until a week from today.  Extended rest hasn't done him a whole lot of good so far this year, but with the way he's been scuffling as his innings continue to increase, it might not be a bad move.

Hey, CC!!

Ummm, CC.  Buddy?  Did you misread my post from earlier today?  Did you misread the part where I said:

"CC is a stud, we know that... The only thing keeping him from being the #1 starter in the postseason rotation is serious injury, kidnapping, alien abduction, or death."

Did you?  What did you think I said?  What could have possibly upset you so much that you would go out and be so unfocused that you pitched like shit against the fucking Orioles???  Seriously, tell me!!  Because I can't think of any other logical reason for why you would be so unfocused that you went out and pitched like shit against the fucking Orioles!!!  I know they're so inconceivably bad at baseball that you might have thought they actually were aliens and gotten scared, but seriously, dude.  They were just the fucking Orioles.

Seriously, dude.  What?  The?  Fuck?

A Horseless Lineup

via LoHud: 

1) Brett Gardner LF
2) Derek Jeter SS
3) Mark Teixeira 1B
4) Robinson Cano 2B
5) Nick Swisher RF
6) Lance Berkman DH
7) Jorge Posada C
8) Curtis Granderson CF
9) Ramiro Pena 3B

Apparently Joe is "playing it safe" with the A-Horse tonight, giving him a night of oats and a good brushing in his stable rather than a 3rd straight game on wear and tear on his body.  Can't argue with that logic when the team is still 2.5 up on the Rays and has back-to-back big series' against the Rangers and Rays after the Orioles leave town.  Better to keep those 4 legs fresh for when the Yankees really need them.

At least Gardner is back in the leadoff spot tonight...

Time For Another Evaluation?

After A.J.'s horrible start against the White Sox, Joe said he was going to "evaluate" the rotation and make some decisions.  The only real decision he made after that day was to re-insert Javy Vazquez into the rotation for Dustin Moseley, but since then there really haven't been any solutions to the problems plaguing the rotation.  A.J. has pitched better since Joe dropped the "E" word, but as of this morning we are still looking at more questions than answers.

- CC is a stud, we know that.  He rebounded from his little bump in the road by one-hitting the A's last week and in his start today he'll be gunning for his 20th win of the season.  The only thing keeping him from being the #1 starter in the postseason rotation is serious injury, kidnapping, alien abduction, or death.

- A.J. hasn't been great in his last 2 starts, but he also hasn't been awful, and for A.J. that's pretty damn good.  He has at least given his team a chance to win in his last 2 outings, something he hadn't been doing, and his curveball has looked much better the last 2 times out.  If the playoffs were starting today, he would most likely be getting the ball in Game 2.  Joe has shown a willingness to stick with A.J. and let him work his problems out, so it's on A.J. to improve and start to maintain some consistency moving forward.

- Phil Hughes is having real problems right now.  He's not pitching horribly, but he is also not pitching efficiently.  He had 2 starts in a row in which he walked 5 batters, and though he was able to fix that in his last outing on Sunday, he still got slapped around for 6 runs and 7 hits, including a couple of 2-run homers on horribly-located pitches.  His biggest issue is he can't put batters away right now.  He gets to 2 strikes and then guys foul off the shit out of everything until Phil makes a mistake.  His stuff still looks good, so we still can't point to fatigue as the cause, but something is definitely amiss with Phil right now and he's getting pushed to the back of the playoff rotational line.

- Javy continues to be a riddle wrapped inside a mystery inside an enigma with a big old conundrum bow on top.  After being demoted, he was lights out in his 2 outings out of the bullpen and earned his rotation spot back after his 4+ innings of shutout ball in relief of Dustin Moseley.  His velocity was up, his sharpness on his breaking pitches was back, and he looked more confident on the mound.  On Saturday all that went away.  The low-90s fastball was gone, the break was gone, the demeanor on the mound was gone, and it was Moseley coming in to bail him out in the 5th inning.  At this point, it might be worthwhile to ask whether Javy is better coming out of the 'pen.

- Ivan Nova continues to be the wild card in all this, and his stock took a hit with his last subpar outing.  For now he will stay in the rotation, but his future in it, with Andy possibly coming back this time next week, could be in jeopardy if he lays an egg the next time out.  There still isn't much of a book on Nova, but Joe doesn't seem willing to give him some lead on the leash and let him work out of trouble when he gets into it, so if he's not on, he isn't going to be out there for long.

- Andy will make a rehab start for Trenton on Thursday with a 45-pitch limit.  After that, he should have another one more with a 75-pitch limit and then would be set to rejoin the team either a week from this Sunday or early the following week.  However, given the Yanks current rotational struggles and the fact that they are set up to have CC, Nova, and Javy start in what could be a crucial series against Tampa next week, if Pettitte feels good after Thursday, there's a chance he could be back with the team taking Javy's spot against Tampa.

Personally I don't like this idea.  If 2 rehab starts were planned then Andy should make 2 rehab starts before coming back.  He's already been delayed once from trying to come back too soon, and the Yanks are still ahead in the division and playoff races right now, rotation issues aside.  Seeing as how they are already having trouble getting length from guys like Hughes and Javy right now, it makes no sense to bring a guy back off injury and put him on a 75-pitch limit at the Major League level.  Let Andy get fully healthy, get his stamina back, and put him back in the rotation when he can give you a full start.

In the mean time, Joe needs to figure out what he's going to do with the rest of the crew.  Clearly something needs to be done with Phil's approach right now, clearly Javy is still a major question mark and somebody that Joe doesn't trust, and clearly Joe doesn't seem to have any kind of plan for Nova.  If he can put his last start behind him, Nova could be the dark horse that stays in the rotation and sneaks onto the playoff roster.  But, like with Javy's arm strength, A.J.'s mental stability, and Hughes' innings limit, that is a big "IF."

AP Top 25 Yankee Playoff Roster Poll For The Week Of Sept.6-12

Top 25:
1) Mariano Rivera
2) CC Sabathia (becomes even more important w/ the current rotation issues)
3) Robinson Cano
4) Mark Teixeira (injury wasn't a big deal)
5) Brett Gardner (almost as hot as he was to start the season)
6) Nick Swisher (knee doesn't look good)
7) Phil Hughes (can't put anybody away right now)
8) Jorge Posada
9) Curtis Granderson
10) Kerry Wood
11) Dave Robertson
12) Derek Jeter (tough to watch your favorite player of all time fall off a cliff like this)
13) Francisco Cervelli
14) Boone Logan
15) Alex Rodriguez (looks good so far... )
16) Marcus Thames
17) Austin Kearns
18) Joba Chamberlain
19) Sergio Mitre (looking like the main long man w/ Aceves still out)
20) Ramiro Pena (definitely going to get in over Nunez)
21) Lance Berkman (Fat Elvis is back)
22) A.J. Burnett (looked better in his last 2 starts)
23) Ivan Nova (first bump in the road)
24) Javy Vazquez (still a big question mark)
25) Dustin Moseley (just holding Andy's spot)

Also Receiving Votes:
26) Andy Pettitte (first rehab outing this week)
27) Eduardo Nunez (should be first position player in if somebody else goes down)
28) Chad Gaudin (still has a shot w/ Ace's latest setback)
29) Alfredo Aceves (not looking good... )
30) Damaso Marte (probably done for the year)

Same Old Situation

For some reason, the Yanks continue to be baffled by shitty pitchers.  Brett Cecil yesterday and Brian Matusz today and it's more opportunities wasted to extend their division lead and cut down on the magic number.  This team seems hellbent on dragging the division race on for as long as they can.

I've been trying to figure this out for the last couple years and I'm still no closer to coming up with an answer.  If the Twins and Rangers were smart, they would just roll out their worst starters to face the Yankees in the postseason and keep Francisco Liriano and Cliff Lee on the bench.

And somebody needs to explain to Joe that Brett Gardner should be the leadoff hitter for the rest of the year.  Dude has been killing it since Joe moved him up there (.467 OBP since mid-August), but with Swish back in the lineup today Joe decides to move Jeter back up and Gardner back down to the 9-spot.  I love Jeter, and I'm all for loyalty, but sooner or later loyalty needs to take a backseat to winning.

Galloping Back Into The Lineup

Today's the day.  After a well-timed, much-needed trip to the 15-day DL, The Horse makes his gallant return to the gates of the Yankee lineup today.  All indications are he looks good and healthy after his rehab work, and Kevin Long has said he expects A-Rod to hit the ground running and perform like the MVP he has been, but only time will tell.

Deserved or not, The Horse will be back in the cleanup spot in the lineup and it should be interesting to see how that affects Teix and Cano, who have both benefited from each other's presence in front of and behind each other in the lineup while A-Rod was out.  But at the end of the day, the Yankee lineup is getting a 600-HR guy back in their lineup in place of Ramiro Pena, and that's an upgrade anyway you look at it, especially when that 600-HR guy has his groins, hips, calfs, hooves, and pasterns all back to 100%.

Well Good Morning To You

(Photo courtesy of The AP)

Hey there, big fella?  How's my buddy feelin' this morning?  Did you get a good night's sleep after your 8 innings yesterday?  That's good.

Why don't you go brush your teeth and I'll make you some chocolate chip Eggo waffles?  How does that sound?

T-H-E M-A-N

That's how you spell CC Sabathia, in case anybody was wondering.  Dude was on point today.  He barely even broke a sweat out there in his 8 one-hit shutout innings of work, attacking the zone, hitting his spots, and letting the pathetic A's lineup do what they could with his offerings, which was nothing.  Dallas Braden put up a solid effort, but it was a wasted one with Carten on top of his game at The Stadium.  Essentially, CC went out there today and told Braden...

... and there wasn't a goddamn thing Braden could do about it.  Barring injuries down the stretch, you can pretty much pencil CC in for his first career 20-win season.


P.S.- Brilliant strategy by Joe today having Swish fake an injury early in the game so he could get C-Grand out there and have him put on a HR derby display for the fans.

What's that you say?  Swish actually left with legitimate knee stiffness?  Oh, well that sucks.  But Granderson was still a monster today and I'm sure Swish will be fine.  The way he's played this year, the dude deserves a few days of rest.

(Picture used courtesy of River Ave. Blues.  Major props to whoever came up with that graphic)

Joe Pushes The Right Buttons To Get A.J. A Win

Normally I'm not a huge fan of Joe's decision making when it comes to his pitching staff.  I've seen him leave starters in too long or take them out too soon and then micromanage the shit out of his bullpen when the situation didn't call for it enough times that it's a miracle I haven't put a beer bottle through my TV screen.  But what he did yesterday was a masterful job of decision making, motivation, and support all rolled into one.  And the best part was, it all happened before A.J. even stepped on the mound.

In my opinion, the key to A.J.'s outing yesterday was Joe's announcement prior to the game that Javy would be taking Dustin Moseley's spot in the rotation on Saturday and Moseley was now out of a job as a starter.  It seems insignificant, but with all the speculation surrounding Joe's "evaluation" comments after A.J.'s last start, it was a good bet that if A.J. bombed yesterday he was heading for the 'pen.  At this point we all know that A.J. is mentally fragile and he's probably already put enough pressure on himself to perform, so Joe making that call yesterday to insert Javy for Moseley was essentially him saying to A.J. "you're my guy, and you're staying in the rotation.  Now go out and pitch."  It was a statement of confidence in A.J., even though he probably doesn't deserve it, and it probably allowed A.J. to go out and pitch a little easier without the burden of his spot in the rotation resting on his shoulders.

Now did the Javy-for-Moseley announcement actually have anything to do with A.J.'s better outing yesterday?  Who knows?  But I don't think there's any doubt that Joe meant it as an announcement to A.J. that he was going to keep his rotation spot regardless.  And it's a fact that A.J. looked much better on the mound yesterday than he had in his last couple of outings.  His fastball had more zip to it, and his curveball was working better than it has in a long time (24 of 36 thrown for strikes, 8 swings and misses).  He made a few mistakes, but he worked through them and kept the Yankees in the lead, tying his season high K mark with 8 in the process.  It wasn't a lights out performance, but it was a quality start, which is a good jumping off point for A.J. as he moves towards trying to straighten himself out for the postseason.

So a tip of the cap to Joe for that move yesterday.  He certainly didn't have a reason to be committed to A.J., but he did it anyway.  Players need to know that managers have their backs and Joe gave A.J. that knowledge yesterday.  Now A.J. needs to go out and show Joe that he made the right call.

Terry Francona Is Gearing Up For A Late Season Charge...

 (Photo used courtesy of Barstool Boston)

I mean just LOOK at the guy!!  Gettin' right down to business in the clubhouse there, coming up with the perfect lineup to help the Fraud Sox make that final push towards the AL Wild Card.  The passion!  The dedication!  The nudity!  If that doesn't inspire his scrappy bunch of players to man up and fight for their fallen brethren then I don't know what will.  It's similar to Mel Gibson grabbing the American flag and running after the revolutionaries who were retreating in the final battle of "The Patriot." Just inspiring stuff right there.

Seriously, can we start sounding the death knell for the Sawx yet?  How much longer do I really have to pretend like they have a chance?

I Still Love Phil Hughes (Even When He Doesn't Pitch That Well), And Here's Why

I'm sure there are going to be plenty of worriers out there today trying to figure out what's wrong with Phil Hughes after his second straight shaky start, but you can count me out of that group.  Hughes obviously had no command of his fastball last night, and for the umpteenth time this season could not put hitters away with 2 strikes.  But he still went out there, battled his ass off, kept runs from scoring, and kept his team in the lead, something that certain other members of the Yankee pitching staff seem incapable of doing.

And then there were these quotes from Hughes after the game:

“It’s been going on for a couple starts too, so it’s starting to snowball,” (referring to his high walk total again).  “It’s something I need to get right, and we’ll work on these next couple bullpens, and we’ll see if we can get this thing turned around… I rely on my fastball. I throw it more than another pitch. I throw it a great deal. When it’s not there, it really makes it tough for me to do what I want to do. That was the case tonight.”

“It’s probably mechanical. Standing on the rubber, tonight especially, everything was different, every pitch. I couldn’t get in a groove. I did make a couple good pitches in a row, it left me and then I had to go find it again. It was a battle, and it’s not fun to pitch like that… It’s mechanical, finding consistency. It’s certainly not a strength or a fatigue issue.”

“I was embarrassed for myself so I can only imagine how frustrated it must have been for our guys who were battling at the plate to have to sit out there and watch that.  I just told them to keep battling and I’ll try to fix whatever’s going on.”

That doesn't sound like a 24-year-old kid in his first full season pitching as a starter for the most storied franchise in professional sports.  It sounds like a seasoned veteran who genuinely cares about his performance and how it affects his team and seems to have an understanding of what's going wrong and what needs to be done to fix it.

And that's why I love Phil.  He's wise and tough beyond his years, and he always gives off the impression that he's focused on ways to get better.  Teammates notice that kind of thing and they feed off of it.  When I watch clips of A.J. talking to the press after a bad start or read what he said the day after, I don't get that same feeling from him.  A.J. gives off the vibe that he's just beaten down by his shitty performance and doesn't really know or care to know how to fix it.  There's only so many times you can tell me you couldn't locate your pitches before I'm going to say "OK, asshole.  But what are you going to do differently next time so you don't have the same end result?"

I'm not saying A.J. isn't genuine in his disappointment when he pitches poorly.  Obviously both guys care about their results out there and how those results affect the team, but Phil just seems more in tune with what he's actually doing out there and more willing to work on correcting the problems.  I'm sure he'll sit down with Eiland today to review video from last night to see if they can find the mechanical problems he alluded to, and I'm sure he'll be working on correcting those in his bullpen sessions before his next start.  I'm not so sure A.J. will, and that's what I love about Phil and hate about A.J.  A.J. seems to be waiting around for his stuff and command to come back to him; Phil seems to be working to go out and regain it.

And for all we know, Phil could be getting tired down the stretch, and it would certainly be understandable given this is the most innings he's thrown since '06.  But he's not even letting that factor in as an excuse, and I love it.  So don't worry, Phil.  Some others out there might start to question you moving towards the end of the year and suggest you should be moved to the 'pen, but here at AB4AR we've still got your back.

The Most Interesting Yankee In The World

(Photo courtesy of The AP)

He hits the longest batting practice home runs on days when he doesn't even take batting practice.

He can drive in runs simply by thinking about it.

Major League Baseball schedules the team's off days around his schedule.

He melts down the gold from his Gold Glove awards and uses it to make Kanye West's jewelry.

He is Mark Teixeira.

He doesn't always drink beer.  But when he does, you can be assured he doesn't drink some shitty Mexican piss water like Dos Equis.

Belated Happy Birthday

To the site!!!  I almost completely forgot but instead I'm just one day late in wishing myself and the blog a happy first birthday.

We started off a little over a year ago with this beauty of an opening post in which I completely botched Rick Porcello's name (seriously, Matt Porcello??  Who the fuck is that?) and it's been all uphill from there.  Over the last year I'd like to think we've brought something to the table in the Yankee blogosphere world, whether it be high-quality, pretty hilarious Photoshops thanks to the incomparable Swanny Duckson, spot-on predictions and occasional solid analysis, rants on any topic that may or may not have been fueled by too much alcohol, or just finding a reason to reference Alec Baldwin's "Always Be Closing" speech from "Glenngary Glen Ross."

I hope I've been able to entertain and educate some of you dear readers out there, and if I haven't, well then you can fuck off and I guess I can live with that.  We sure as shit aren't closing up shop anytime soon around here, especially not with another postseason and title 28 right around the corner, so if you haven't done it already, get used to us. 

In all seriousness, thanks out there to everybody who has read and commented and linked us so far.  It's stuff like that that makes this pseudo-job worth doing and I look forward to continuing to churn out our brand of low-brow, profanity-laced, Hughes-loving, Joba-hating, Red Sox-bashing Yankee goodness as we at AB4AR head toward our Terrible 2's.

Rotation Roulette

(Photo courtesy of The AP)

Phil Hughes sucked last Thursday night, A.J. sucked on Friday night, CC was "meh" on Saturday, Ivan Nova rocked it on Sunday, Moseley wasn't very good last night, Andy is progressing well after his latest bullpen session, and in the middle of all of that Javy had 2 solid if not spectacular outings out of the bullpen after losing his spot in the rotation.

The regular season is winding down and the Yankee rotation that was its greatest strength for the first half of the season has no become the biggest question mark as the Bombers stare down the barrel of the postseason.  With all that has happened in the last week, there are all kinds of questions and theories and possibilities being thrown around as to who is going to be in the rotation for the rest of the year, who is out, who is taking this guy's place, how many starts he's getting, etc.  And all those theories and possibilities change by the day after each game.

Right now, here is what we know:

1) CC is a beast, even if he was un-CC in his last start.  He still held the lead when the team got it, he still gave them length, and he's as sure a thing as you can have on the mound for the rest of the regular season and going into the postseason.  He's exactly what every team wants from their ace.

2) A.J. Burnett has completely lost it.  He can't locate his pitches and his mental state is probably somewhere between Private Pyle in "Full Metal Jacket" and Nicolas Cage's character in "Leaving Las Vegas."  He is the weakest link in the rotation right now, but will still get the start on Wednesday.

3) Phil Hughes had arguably his worst outing of the season last time out, but has still pitched relatively well before that.  But he is inching closer to his innings limit for the season, and the Yankees seem fully committed to not pushing him over that, at least for the regular season.

4) Javy Vazquez is starting to look better after being banished to the 'pen and making an adjustment with Dave Eiland on his leg kick in his delivery.  He's back to touching 90 on the gun with his fastball and is locating it much better than he had been all month.

5) Dustin Moseley is what he is.  Nothing about his stuff makes you do a double take, so when he can locate he can be effective and when he can't he has outings like last night.  He was really only plugged in as a replacement for Pettitte, and if Javy and A.J. were pitching better he more than likely wouldn't be in the rotation now with the emergence of Ivan Nova.

6) Ivan Nova will get at least one more start, this weekend against the Blue Jays, and he has definitely earned it.  He has pitched with poise and great stuff on the mound and has given Joe no choice but to keep him in the rotation while the others continue to struggle.

And here is what we don't know:

1) Whether or not A.J.'s spot in the rotation will still be his after Wednesday.  Joe was visibly frustrated after Friday night and his "evaluation" comments certainly put the writing on the wall for A.J.

2) Who will be taking A.J.'s spot in the rotation if he bombs on Wednesday.  It would most likely be Javy, but you never know.

3) How the rest of Andy's rehab will go and when he'll actually return to the rotation.  Right now, the early prediction is in 2 weeks, but a lot could happen between now and then, especially for a 38-year-old guy who's not on HGH anymore (as far as we know).

4) Joe's plan for Nova beyond this weekend.  With the continued struggles of A.J., Javy, and Moseley, and the recent bad outing by Hughes, logic would dictate that Nova stays in the rotation as long as he continues to pitch well, but so far nothing has been committed to him beyond his next start.

5) Who is getting booted from the rotation if and when Andy comes back.  The smart money would be on Moseley, but if A.J. continues to suck Joe is going to have a tough choice to make, even tougher if Nova continues to dazzle.

The plans for Andy and what will come as a result are too far down the road to accurately predict right now, but I think some of this picture will start to clear up over the next 2 days with Phil and A.J.'s next starts.  If Phil gets back on the right track, I would say his spot is safe for the rest of the year (even if they have to shorten him up and get creative with the 'pen to manage his innings) and he probably guarantees himself a spot in the postseason rotation.  If A.J. gets it together, he will stay in the rotation for the time being but still be on a short leash.  If he fucks up again, he could be kicked out in favor of Javy.  If either one of them struggles, it could signal another start for Nova regardless of what he does this weekend.

In any case, there is a lot riding on the next 2 starts and a lot riding on the next 2 weeks for the Yankee rotation.  They are still getting by and sitting pretty in the playoff picture even with all these struggles, but some of these questions need to be answered in the next 2 weeks so theories and possibilities can become plans and strategies heading into the postseason.

How's That For The Heart Of The Order?

An .818/.833/1.636 line in 12 combined plate appearances with 3 2B, 2 HR, 7 R, and 7 RBI from your 3-4-5 hitters?  Ummm, yes please.

That's not even being the heart of the order.  That's more like being the heart, lungs, liver, and kidneys of the order.  You expect it from Teix, even if he was coming back from a minor injury.  But if Cano and Swish continue to produce like this in run-producing roles, maybe Joe will have to consider hitting The Horse 6th when he comes back to the lineup (I know, I know. Blasphemy!!)

Marcus Thames picking up a homer in his 5th straight start doesn't hurt either.

Welcome Back, Teix

Tonight's lineup, via LoHud:

1) Brett Gardner LF
2) Derek Jeter SS
3) Mark Teixeira 1B
4) Robinson Cano 2B
5) Nick Swisher RF
6) Jorge Posada C
7) Marcus Thames DH
8) Curtis Granderson CF
9) Ramiro Pena 3B

Guess the thumb injury wasn't that bad as Teix is back in tonight.  That's good news.  But where the F is Eduardo Nunez??  I haven't seen anything indicating he's hurt and I know a young buck like him doesn't need a day off.  Get his bat out there, Joe!  Don't turn the 9-spot into an automatic out just because you can.

AP Top 25 Yankee Playoff Roster Poll For The Week Of Aug. 30-Sept. 3

Here's this week's updated Top 25 Roster Poll.  Lots of changes after last week.  Bold indicates all players who moved up or down in the rankings from last week.

Top 25:
1) Mariano Rivera
2) Robinson Cano
3) CC Sabathia
4) Nick Swisher (being a competent 1B improves value w/ Teix's injury)
5) Mark Teixeira (b/c of the boo-boo)
6) Phil Hughes
7) Brett Gardner
8) Jorge Posada (starting to swing the bat better lately)
9) Curtis Granderson
10) Derek Jeter (continuing to swing the bat like crap)
11) Kerry Wood
12) Dave Robertson
13) Francisco Cervelli
14) Boone Logan
15) Austin Kearns
16) Marcus Thames (dude is killing it right now)
17) Alex Rodriguez
18) Joba Chamberlain
19) Eduardo Nunez (looks better at the plate in each at-bat)
20) Sergio Mitre
21) Ivan Nova
22) Dustin Moseley (still hanging around)
23) Ramiro Pena (Nunez's improvement isn't helping his case)
24) A.J. Burnett (status looks worse every time out)
25) Javy Vazquez (stays on b/c of A.J.'s meltdown)

Also Receiving Votes:
26) Andy Pettitte (injury status improving)
27) Lance Berkman (rehabbing in Trenton this week)
28) Alfredo Aceves (struggled in last 2 rehab outings)
29) Chad Gaudin (most likely won't be on team when everybody is healthy)
30) Damaso Marte (due to injury status)

This Ain't No Rookie Sh!t

(Photo courtesy of The AP)

That's essentially what Ivan Nova said to the world and the Chicago White Sox yesterday with his performance.  In only his second career Major League start, Nova carried himself like a seasoned veteran on the mound, pitching with poise and confidence beyond his years, using all 4 of his pitches effectively, and attacking the White Sox hitters.  He may be only 23 years old, but he sure doesn't pitch like a rookie.

Somebody should probably also remind Joe of that fact, as he decided to take Nova out early again, this time after only 88 pitches.  Joe said after the game that it looked like Nova was starting to get up in the zone so he made the call to remove him with the lead intact.  But he had just allowed one baserunner and there were 2 outs, why not give the kid a chance to get out of the inning?

Last time I checked, the Yanks were still deadlocked with Tampa for the division lead and their rotation, while not in complete shambles, wasn't the dominating force it was earlier in the year.  As a manager, your decisions should be based on what gives the team the best chance to win, not on how concerned you are about a young pitcher's ability to get out of a relatively low-leverage situation.  Yesterday Nova gave the Yankees the best chance to win and he should have been allowed to get out of the inning.  He wasn't struggling, wasn't losing command or velocity, and didn't have a high pitch count, so let the kid fucking pitch!  Thankfully the Boone Logan-Kerry Wood combo didn't completely screw the pooch after loading the bases.

Joe did say after the game that Nova will stay in the rotation for his next start, and given the continued struggles of A.J. and Javy, he could very well earn a postseason roster spot.  Now is the time to find out what he can really do in a pressure situation.  So far Nova hasn't pitched like a rookie, so he shouldn't be treated like one.  It ain't no rookie shit indeed.

Just Filthy...

Will Ivan Nova fuck your shit up?  Why yes, yes he will.

Is he getting another start in the rotation?  Why yes, yes he is.

Is he a bad man?  Why yes, yes he definitely is.  If only Javy and A.J. could be so strong...

Night And Day

Last night was the perfect of example of what A.J. Burnett lacks and why CC Sabathia is so important to the Yankee rotation.

On Friday night, A.J. didn't have his A-game (as usual) and he just kept throwing the same shitty pitches that got hammered while he felt sorry for himself.  There was no regrouping, no fixing what wasn't working, nothing.

Last night, CC steps out on the mound without his A-game as well.  After being handed a 6-1 lead, he made some bad pitches and after 4 innings it was 6-5.  However, after his team got him 4 runs in the top of the 5th, CC came back out in the bottom of the inning, beared down, and proceeded to throw 3 innings of shutout ball, allowing just 2 baserunners and striking out 5 to preserve the lead into the 7th.  And it was a damn good thing too because the bullpen sucked last night.

If that was A.J. out there with a 5-run lead after giving up 2-run homers in back-to-back innings, God only knows what he would have done in the bottom of the 5th.  But CC recognized that his team had picked him up, he toughened up, he focused, he changed his approach, made better pitches, and made the lead stand up.  That's what a veteran pitcher does, that's what a good pitcher does, and that's what an ace does.

A.J., I hope you were taking notes.

A.J. Burnett Is Delusional

(Photo courtesy of The AP)

From George King's article in the Post today:

"I don't know what that means," Burnett said when Girardi's 'evaluation' comment was presented to him.

It means you fucking sucked last night and you sucked the start before that during a time where the rotation already has plenty of question marks and you should be counted on to provide some stability.  Not to mention the fact that you've sucked for the majority of the season without showing any ability to correct the problems you continue to have.

"I look forward to my next start. [Not making the start] would surprise me, but he makes the decisions."

Surprising.  Of course.  Because what manager wouldn't want to throw a guy out there who has pitched to a 12.19 ERA and 2.52 WHIP in his last 2 starts?  Especially when that guy is his supposed #2 pitcher, who happens to be making $16.5 million this season, and is an 11-year MLB veteran that should know how to handle himself out on the mound but always shits the bed at the first sign of trouble like a scared Little Leaguer.  You're right, A.J.  That would be surprising.

"I am not getting swings [on pitches] I was getting before.  I am getting too much of the plate."

You're not getting swings on those pitches you were before, A.J., because those pitches are miles out of the strikezone and usually heading to the backstop, as indicated by your 3 wild pitches and 3 walks in just 3.1 innings last night.  The ones you're getting too much of the plate on are the ones that are being swung at.  And they're being deposited all over the ballpark.

Consider yourself lucky that Joe left you an option to possibly make your next start.  If it was up to me, your sorry ass wouldn't even be allowed in the clubhouse.

Somebody Tell Me There's A Team Option In His Contract

A.J., I don't have words to describe how disgusting your performance was tonight.  You make me absolutely sick and I hope you fall down in the shower in your hotel room tomorrow morning and are out for the rest of the season.  If I could, I would sever every tendon, muscle, and ligament in both of your arms so that you had to have Tommy John, Timmy Jim, Tony Jack, and every other surgery known to man to keep you out of the rotation and off the mound for the remainder of your fucking contract.

I know the rest of your supporting cast behind you didn't show up tonight, and that never helps, but the team has picked you up in your shitty starts enough times and you've been in the big leagues long enough that you should have a little hair on your peaches at this point and be able to bear down and pitch well to help the rest of the club out when it's clear they don't have their A-game.  At this point, you and Javy can both go play in fucking rush hour traffic for all I care.  Fuck off and die.

P.S.- Joe, it's time to cut the shit with the cliches and press conferences about fucking Chicago and what you're doing next year and time to close the locker room doors and air these motherfuckers out.  It's been like watching "Night of The Living Dead" with all the sloppy, lackadaisical bullshit out there lately.  Step up and do your fucking job and get these motherfuckers re-focused.

Sucks For You, Bro

All the Washington Nationals fans can now put that gun in their mouths.

Thank you, innings limit.  Thank you so very much.  It's good to know that there is actual value in you.

Friday Morning Linkapalooza

Here's a quick selection for you to peruse on this Friday:

- Mike at RAB reminds us that the current issues plaguing the Yankee rotation are nothing new to the team.  I myself had never even stopped to consider the similarities between this time last year and this time this year, and when you see that the Yanks do have almost an identical record to what they had this time in 2009 with a better run differential, it does make you feel a little better.  So thanks for that, Mike.

- Multiple takes on the MLB revenue sharing leaks from earlier this week: Larry from IATMS' is here, Rob Neyer's is here, and Jayson Stark's is here.  There are plenty of opinions out there, and while I don't think that teams should HAVE to spend every cent they receive through the program, they should at least make an effort if they're going to bitch and moan about how much money the Yankees have.  No matter what you think, this news this week shows just how flawed the current system is.

- SJK at No Maas goes big time Debbie Downer on The Horse's and The Captain's 2010 seasons.  It hurts to look at those numbers and while I don't think either of the 2 are finished by any stretch of the imagine, the numbers don't lie.  It is officially time for us all to accept that 2 of the greatest players of their generation are starting their declines.  Hopefully they still have something left in those bats for the postseason.

- While Jeet and A-Diaz may be scuffling this year, the ageless Mo continues to churn along, and Mark Simon of ESPN NY discusses Mo's lessened workload this year and how that extra rest may translate to more postseason success.  I'll take an extra helping of that, please!

- Chad Jennings at LoHud has the details on the biggest event of the day for all Yankee fans, Andy's bullpen session.  I've got my lucky rabbit's foot in one hand and my lucky bean from the Jersey shore in the other, praying to Joe Pesci that the groin holds up.

- And if it doesn't, Steve S. at TYU thinks that signals the arrival of Hiroki Kuroda.  I can't say I would be thrilled with this move, given that the Yanks are still in first and getting decent innings from Dustin Moseley.  But if Pettitte is shelved for the year, I think I'd rather go into battle in the playoffs with Kuroda as my 4th starter over Moseley or Vazquez.