(If ya don't know, now ya know. Courtesy of The AP)
Robbie Fucking Cano!!!!
Didn't I tell you? I told you. I fucking told you!
"He's got the type of smooth, easy swing that I think can translate well to an event like this. He won't tire himself out, and if he gets in a groove, watch out."
And he kept that smooth swing going all night, had plenty left in the tank at the end, and put on a goddamn show! Dude was so money. There's no other way to describe it. He barely even broke a sweat, for crying out loud! Sure, I was in the middle of literarily drooling over Kate Upton when I called it, but I still fucking called it tonight. I am a genius. And Robbie Cano is a truckstick.
(How do more people not read my shit?!?! It's G-O-L-D.)
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