Well here's some good news for the dopes at ESPNNY. They're getting a new member of their little club, yay! This morning in The Post, George Willis all but officially declared Bartolo Colon's comeback over based on last night's bad 6th inning. Read the whole thing if you want, but be advised- Make sure you don't have any coffee in your mouth when you do, otherwise it's going to end up all over your monitor and keyboard when you see some of this astounding stupidity.
"On a day when Bartolo Colon tired to continue his Cinderella story as the Yankees' surprise of the season... "
I'm going to come right out and pick nits here. Bartolo Colon is not a "Cinderella" story. Cinderella was a young, unappreciated chick who never got her opportunity to shine and show what she could do. Players who fall into a "Cinderella story" category would be similar in background to that. Colon is a veteran athlete who has had heaps of success in the past over his career, has been broken down by injuries, and has now experienced a revival later in his career thanks to a medical procedure. There's nothing Cinderella about him. If you're going to be cliche about the situation, at least get your Disney princess references right.
"Colon's revival took a nosedive last night when he gave up five runs in the sixth inning as the Blue Jays claimed a 7-3 win over the Yankees in the first of their three-game series at the Stadium."
That's right, a nosedive. Because if there is anything that baseball has taught us over the years, it's that one bad inning is the end of a pitcher's career. And if there are 2 things that baseball has taught us, it's that we should not discuss how well Colon was pitching in the preceding 5 innings last night or how stellar his overall body of work has been this season. The only thing that matters is the one bad inning.
/looks up Colon's FanGraphs page, sees current 2.93 xFIP, poops in envelope to send to Willis
"Until the sixth inning, Colon was a walking advertisement for Liriano and his fellow physicians... "
But after the sixth inning? Walking advertisement for how stupid the Yankees were for even considering signing him in the first place. Guy is a piece of trash. "Get freakin' Colon outta heeah!"
/typical NY stereotype voice calling into WFAN
"But it all went wrong in the sixth, beginning with a lead-off double to right-field by Corey Patterson."
And the matter was made worse by Joe Girardi's decision to intentionally walk Juan Rivera later in the inning. The same Juan Rivera who currently rocks a .228/.319/.331 tripleslash. The call to put another potential run on base by walking arguably the worst hitter on the other team has nothing to do with Colon's bad inning. Nothing at all. The glass slipper just fell off and now he's turned back into a pumpkin.
You can hang the unintentional 4-pitch walk to Thames on Colon, and then following meatball for the bases clearing double wasn't good. But don't sweep the fact that his manager made another bad call to put more runners on base under the rug.
"Colon's line was brutal: seven hits and six earned runs in six innings."
So brutal. No pitcher in the history of the game has ever put up a line that bad. And it's even worse because (looks around and whispers) he's OOOOOOOOLD.
For the record, Yankee starting pitchers have accumulated a total of 4 outings where they threw fewer than 7 innings and allowed more than 6 earned runs this season. CC has 1, A.J. has 1, Phil Hughes has 1 (plus 2 more where he gave up 5+ ER in < 5 IP), and Colon has 1. And Ivan Nova has thrown a few stinkers early too. It happens.
"Maybe this subpar performance will quiet the growing commotion about the treatment Colon received for his shoulder."
Seriously, what commotion? The story came out 2 weeks ago, it was a story for about a day and a half and it's been a dead issue since then.
"Still, Colon's performances are being watched by all of baseball wanting to know how a veteran pitcher, who was 3-6 with a 4.19 ERA the last time he pitched in 2009 and hasn't appeared in more than 10 games since 2005, could pitch like he did when he won the AL Cy Young in 2005 with the Angels."
Ummmm, they still haven't figured out how he's been able to do this? Maybe because he received stem cell injections into his shoulder to try to revive it and that increased shoulder strength has allowed him to regain the form he had earlier in his career? I thought that was made relatively clear already. And why would/should anybody be shocked that a guy who has had great stuff and has been an All Star and Cy Young winner in the past could pitch well when he's healthy? That seems like a no-brainer to me.
"If everything checks out clean, this stem-cell treatment could be the biggest thing for baseball since Tommy John surgery. Colon will give every pitcher with a sore shoulder and an aging birth certificate hope."
Bartolo Colon: Symbol of Hope for the unwashed, sore-shouldered masses. He's like the Jesus Christ of aging pitchers.
And what the hell is an aging birth certificate? That term doesn't make any sense to me. Just call them old.
"But let's not call it a miracle cure just yet. Not after last night."
Let's not call it a miracle cure at all because it wasn't a miracle. It was a medical procedure that has been tested, evaluated, and experimented with multiple times across the medical field.
And even if it was a miracle, last night's one bad inning would do nothing to lessen the miracle. The guy had a bad inning. He made a few bad pitches and it cost him. But that doesn't take away from what he's done this year for the Yankees. He's pitching to a 3.77/3.60/2.93 ERA/FIP/xFIP tripleslash with 8.79 K/9 and a 1.07 WHIP. He has already been worth way more than the 900 grand the Yankees signed him for and has made Brian Cashman look like a genius for making that deal. One bad inning doesn't change that, nor does one bad outing.
It's obvious George Willis needed to fill space, had nothing to write about, and so he grasped at the one straw he could. Unfortunately for him, that straw wasn't worth grasping and unfortunately for him, I read his story today. Shut the hell up, George Willis. Leave the doom and gloom to the idiots who call into Joe & Evan and Wallace Matthews.
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