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"Oh my fahckin' gawd! Anothah fahckin' injury and this time it's to ow-ah next most impawtant playah! How the fahck did he hurt his ankle sweeping dirt awff the fahckin' battah's bawx?!
First we lose Ellsbury, then Jawsh Beckett, then ow-ah beloved Pedroia, then Mahtinez, then 'Tek, then Buchholz, and now fahckin' Yookah too?!?! We ahh fahckin' cursed. I swear to fahckin' Gawd, bro! Fahckin' cursed.
Jahst pray that Yookah has the healing powahs of Wes Welkah!"
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