Another 8th-Inning Comeback? What Else is New?

I'm sure the Angels are all broken up about losing last night after they became one of the lucky few to get a run off of Phil Hughes this year, and especially since the Yanks have turned the tides on their supposed kryptonite to win 6 out of the 7 matchups between the 2 teams.

But they should really just be happy that they had the first 7 innings to try to score runs and give themselves a chance to win, because the Yankees are the best late-game team in baseball. If every game started in the bottom of the 8th, they would be 145-0 instead of 93-52 right now and that's just a stone cold fact.

Starting pitcher has a bad night? No big deal, the offense will put up enough runs to keep them in the game and then blow it open in the 8th or 9th. Close game in the 8th? No big deal, Phil Hughes will come in and blow the other team away to hold the late. Hughes coughs it up? Even less of a deal, Brett Gardner will just run all over the bases to score the go-ahead run before the supposedly unclutch Robinson Cano provides some insurance for Mariano Rivera, the next surest thing in life besides death and taxes.

Christ, even Joba decided to show up and pitch last night! It's good to have him back after the last couple months. That fat guy trying to impersonate him was starting to get on my nerves.

AB4AR's Week 1 NFL Wrap-Up

It's not all shameless Yankee praise and Red Sox bashing here at An A-Blog for A-Rod.  We enjoy football season just as much as the next overweight American.  And it is with that in mind that we introduce our weekly NFL Wrap-Up column, which focuses on some of the storylines not covered by the mainstream media and looks forward to the upcoming MNF matchups.

Week 1 Recap

Pittsburgh 13 Tennessee 10
Quite possibly the most boring close game ever played in NFL history. Pittsburgh's RB trio of Willie Parker, Rashard Mendenhall, and Mewelde Moore looked more primed to audition for "So You Think You Can Dance?" than to carry the ball 20-30 times a game with all the stutter-stepping and juking behind the line of scrimmage they did. On the good side of that, though, fantasy owners of Roethlisberger, Santonio Holmes, and Hines Ward can rejoice.

Philadelphia 38 Carolina 10

In case anybody missed last year's first round NFC divisional playoff game between the Panthers and Cardinals, Jake Delhomme was gracious enough to re-enact his disgraceful performance and lead the Eagles to victory after Donovan McNabb went down with broken ribs. Reports that team officials had to prevent Mike Vick from trying to drown and electrocute McNabb after hearing about the broken ribs haven't been confirmed.

Minnesota 34 Cleveland 20

Despite just having fun out there yesterday, there is a possibility Brett Favre will be on the injury report next week with a strained back. Favre was clearly not ready to hand the ball off to Adrian Peterson as many times as he did yesterday after missing virtually all of training camp. Only time will tell if he'll be able to hold up to such a demanding workload of reverse pivots and 4-yard dumpoff passes to Percy Harvin for the whole season.

Indianapolis 14 Jacksonville 12

Indy's season-opening win was not without loss, as Anthony Gonzalez went down with a knee ligament injury. Despite Gonzalez's injury and his expected recovery time of 2-6 weeks, Indy will most likely not attempt to re-sign Marvin Harrison. Instead Peyton Manning is scheduled to shoot a PSA today asking for any and all athletic, tall black guys to show up at Lucas Oil Field for a tryout. Judging by what happened to the last person who crossed Marvin Harrison, I would advise against that decision.

Dallas 34 Tampa Bay 21

Tony Romo re-establishes himself as the best "Early Season With No Pressure On You or Your Team" QB in the NFL with a dominant performance in the first game of the No-TO Era in Dallas. If only the Boys could play Tampa and their horrible defense all 16 games of the season; then nobody would have to worry about punts hitting the scoreboard.

NY Jets 24 Houston 7

Mark Sanchez's performance yesterday was, in perfect accordance with his last name, downright dirty. Jets fans haven't seen a QB look that good since they saw Sanchez's spread in GQ earlier this year. A lackluster performance by the Texans' supposedly high-powered offense must have fans already secretly wishing for Matt Schaub to get hurt again.

New Orleans 45 Detroit 27

Drew Brees puts up a performance that made all of his fantasy team owners (including me) jizz in their collective pants. According to the box score, Joe Horn even caught a TD pass yesterday. Matthew Stafford looked like a rookie QB, but hey, it was still better than Daunte Culpepper would have done.

Baltimore 38 Kansas City 24

After giving up 38 points and over 400 yards of offense to the traditionally offensively-weak Ravens, new KC head coach Todd Haley is probably thinking he fired the wrong coordinator. If your team allows 300+ and 3TDs to Joe Flacco and 100+ rushing yards to Ray Rice, just imagine what Phillip Rivers and LT will do to you? Something tells me Haley will be updating his resume as this season winds down.

Denver 12 Cincinnati 7

In a page right of the Bill Belichick playbook, Josh McDaniels draws up the old "Throw it to the cornerback who jumped the primary receiver's route and have him tip it to the other receiver playing right behind the defense so he can run and in score with 11 seconds left" play and the Broncos execute it to perfection to steal a win from Cincy. Not only did it win the game, but it also gave us the first of hopefully many insane Gus Johnson calls this season.



Atlanta 19 Miami 7

Miami blasted out of the gates yesterday with an electrifying offensive display, highlighted by Pat White burning up the Falcons' D for... 0 yard on 2 touches. Wait, what? In actuality, Miami came to the harsh realization that defenses have caught up to the WildCat formation and that Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams probably aren't the people to be running it. Not to mention the fact that when that doesn't work and the game is on Chad Pennington's shoulders, you can pretty much put up an L for your team.

NY Giants 23 Washington 17

Corey Webster's textbook takedown of Santana Moss pretty much summed up the game between the G-Men and the Offensive Nicknames of DC. Jason Campbell was horrific again, raising serious questions about whether he will ever be able to effectively run the offense. During the 4th quarter, Washington owner Daniel Snyder was in contact with Heath Shuler, Mark Rypien, and even Sammy Baugh about coming in this week for a workout.

San Francisco 20 Arizona 16

Maybe Kurt Warner's age is starting to get to him as he seemed to forget he had Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin on his team and instead chose to complete 11 passes to Tim Hightower in the Cardinals' upset loss to San Fran. SF head coach Mike Singletary's team exhibited the new smash-mouth, hard-working approach he wanted to take this season. No word on whether or not him taking his pants off had anything to do with the team's effort.

Seattle 28 St. Louis 0

Jim Mora and the Seahawks got to remember what it was like when they ran an offense that had a good QB and a full complement of good receivers yesterday. In a related story, first-year head coach Steve Spagnolo remembered how much easier it was to coach a defense when it actually had good players.

Green Bay 21 Chicago 15

Not even his favorite Dashboard Confessional album and a new pair of black skinny jeans could help emo-QB Jay Cutler overcome his sad performance in his first game as a Bear. Packer fans were surprisingly light on Cutler after his 4-TD disaster, probably because they're so used to seeing those performances from Brett Favre. Aaron Rodgers' picture-perfect 4th quarter, game-winning TD pass was Exhibit Z in the case for why Ted Thompson kept him and let Favre go. After the game Thompson rested his case.


MNF Predictions

New England 34 Buffalo 13

Pretty simple math here; A dynamite offense led by the fully healthy QB who also happens to be the best player in the league + a pedestrian defense at best and an offense that was so inept in the preseason it's coordinator was fired = a blowout win for New England and a lot of people turning to Monday Night Raw by halftime.

San Diego 37 Oakland 10

The only thing uglier than the NE-Buffalo game will be this one. Seriously, NFL, this is the best you could do for opening night of Monday Night Football? Do you not want people to watch or something? Whoever does stay up to watch this will get to witness the rebirth of LaDanian Tomlinson as an elite back and Antonio Gates as en elite tight end. It's not all bad news for Oakland, though. With reports that Michael Crabtree is willing to sit out this season and re-enter the draft next year, they will have another shot to draft the correct WR.

The Only Thing That Mattered Last Night...

Just as he did on Wednesday night, Derek Jeter exuded the same patience, grit, and class that brought him all the way to Lou Gehrig's record to break it in the 3rd inning.  After taking the first 2 pitches for balls, Jeter hit a fastball down the middle right down the right field line in what has become an all too familiar sight for Yankee fans and opposing pitchers.

To quote Will Ferrell quoting James Lipton, "Simply stunning."

Then, in typical Jeter fashion, Derek appeared almost embarrassed as he stood on first base acknowledging the roar from the crowd, taking time to wave his helmet at all corners of the stadium and single out his family sitting in their private seats, something America's favorite athlete, Michael Jordan, almost forgot to do at his Hall of Fame induction last night.

Best of all, when Jeter's teammates all came out to congratulate him, you could tell there was nothing contrived or forced about it.  Despite the bland public persona that he portrays in the media, Jeter's teammates all know what he's really like and all know the kind of guy he is.  You can't help but love playing with a guy like that, and you can't help rooting for a guy like that.

OOFDA!!

Well that sucked.

But like my parents always taught me, you gotta look at the positive side of things.  1) The Yankees didn't use any valuable pitchers out of the bullpen, 2) Joe gave all the regulars some rest after the 2nd rain delay, and both of these things add up to everybody being fresh and ready to go for the rest of the weeked.

And if that isn't enough to turn your frown upside down, just remember that the Red Sox didn't even play tonight, so they didn't gain any ground on the Yankees or Rangers (not that gaining a game on the Yanks matters at this point).

Andy looking sluggish in his second straight start was a concern, but Brian McNamee is always just a phone call away...

A Thing Of Beauty...

There's the classic "Jeterian" swing that tied Lou Gehrig last night.

It's like the Mona Lisa or The Sistine Chapel.  Simply breathtaking.  I'm actually getting a little turned on looking at it.  No wonder Jeter has begged so many A-List hot chicks in his career.  If this doesn't get the ladies squirming in their thongs then I don't know what does.

I'll take this textbook swing over Youk's herky-jerky crap or Ichiro's run-out-of-the-box slap crap 8 days a week.

What A Night!

Well, Joba sucked again and pretty much all but guaranteed himself no shot at starting a game in the ALDS, if not the whole postseason.  But that being said, there was still plenty to be happy about tonight.

-Alfredo Aceves continued to show why he might be the most valuable pitcher in the bullpen not named Mariano Rivera.

-Jonathan Albaladejo looked strong in his 2 innings of work, making a case for himself to be included on the postseason roster is Dave Robertson gets bad news from Dr. Andrews.

-Brett Gardner looks completely healthy and doesn't seem to have missed a step despite being out for an extended period of time.  With him, Melky, and Swisher in the outfield late in games, there aren't going to be too many balls dropping in the gaps in the playoffs.

-A-Rod continues to be locked in at the plate.

-Jorge Posada continues to defy Father Time by coming off the bench cold to smack a game-winning homer.  (For my money he's the 2nd best offensive catcher in baseball behind Joe Mauer and probably the best when it comes to clutch at-bats)

-And last but not least, The Captain finally got of the schnide to lead the offensive charge tonight with 3 hits, tying Lou Gehrig for the franchise record.  A truly great moment in Yankee history that could have only been made better if Jorge failed to hit the home run and Jeter got a chance to come up in the bottom of the 9th with the game, and the all-time hits record, on the line.

If you call yourself a Yankee fan, and this image...

...of Jeter saluting the crowd as they gave him a much-deserved standing ovation didn't give you goosebumps and/or make you choke up a little bit, then you aren't a REAL Yankee fan.

JORGE JUICED ONE!!!!!

Fuck you, Grant Balfour. 

You just lost the game for your team; the least you could do was groove one for Jeter and give the people what they came to see.

Another Day, Another Walk-Off

Swish-a-licious, indeed.

Hit the music...

This Story Sums Up The Red Sox Season

Boston Red Sox' principal owner John Henry’s new bride is calling the shots when it comes to the team’s development plans at Fenway Park.

Sources tell the Herald that Henry benched Janet Marie Smith, the team’s vice president for planning and development, just weeks after his June wedding to Linda Pizzuti.

“Janet Marie was told to go because Linda’s taking over the whole damn place,” said one person familiar with Smith’s exit. Another source said, “Janet was thrown under the bus and everything is a mess as a result of the young bride. The Chinese symbol for conflict is two women under one roof.”

Smith, 51, recently ended her eight-year stint with the Sox. She is credited with sparing the storied ballpark from the wrecking ball, installing Monster seats and improving the 97-year-old stadium.

The 30-year-old bride worked for her family’s Boston development firm, which is transforming a former raincoat factory in the Bulfinch Triangle into luxury condominiums.

A third source said the conflict centered on factors that have been brewing within the Sox organization since Henry bought the team in 2001 for $660 million and hired Smith to restore the park.

In one camp were Sox staffers who praised Smith for encouraging Henry to buy properties around the ballpark to keep developers from building apartments or offices that could tower over Fenway.

But others within the organization wanted the Sox to maximize the property the team purchased under the name of New England Sports Ventures.

Since 2002, the Sox have spent millions for Town Taxi on Ipswich Street, WBCN [website]’s former headquarters, the McDonald’s on Boylston Street and a parking lot behind CVS. This faction wanted Henry to capitalize on those parcels by building up to whatever the zoning allows....

"When Linda arrived, she woke John Henry up to the fact that Janet has a conflict of interest and that the team is not maximizing its value on properties it owns,” a source said. “So they ditched her and they’re trying to make it look like Janet’s departure was mutual, but it wasn’t.”

On the details of her departure, Smith said last week, “I can’t say anything about that.”

Henry and Pizzuti did not respond to requests for interviews. (story courtesy of BostonHerald.com)



BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  This story is so goddamn funny I almost can't talk about it.  Now it's confirmed that not only is John Henry the creepiest-looking guy on the planet, but he's also completely pussy whipped.  And his pussy-whipped-ness has created a rift in the Red Sox organization over some chick that got fired and whether or not they are doing the most to maximize the area they own around the stadium.

Their team is in the midst of battling for a wild card spot after they all collectively shit the bed at the same time and watched the Pinstripe Express go steaming by them; they have a team comprised of mostly catchers and first basemen; David Ortiz is practically a rotting corpse; their rotation consists of Tim Wakefield and his old-man back, the human batting cage pitching machine that is Josh Beckett, and Paul Byrd, PAUL FUCKING BYRD!!!!  And despite all this, what is everybody in upper management talking about?  Whether firing Janet Marie Smith was on the up-and-up or whether it wasn't.  Everyone is picking sides like the 2 gangs in the "Beat It" video while the team continues to fall back into the clutches of the Texas Rangers.

If this story isn't proof that the Red Sox run is over, then I don't know what is.  It's like the only people in the whole organization who care about winning baseball games are Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy.  Theo hasn't been heard from in months; presumably he's sitting on his racecar bed crying about the shitty contracts he gave J.D. Drew and Jason Varitek.  And Terry Francona has pretty much let everybody know where he stands as he pulls all his starters out of games at the first sign of an impending blowout. 

"Don't worry about winning this one, boys.  We're still 2 games up in the Wild Card standings and we won the World Series in 2004.  Everything will be fine.  Somebody get me some more gum."

Shit like this story leaking out would never happen in New York.  Hank and Hal would have had Janet Smith on a boat to Singapore in the middle of the night 3 weeks before she was even fired and would castrate anybody who even thought about mentioning anything related to her firing to the papers.  That's because the only thing the Yankees care about is winning.  Even if they did care what happened to the area surrounding their new stadium, they wouldn't let it become a big-time story in the New York Post quoting unnamed sources within the organization.
 
Let's all just admit that the whole "Red Sox Nation" was cute for a few years after they won in 2004, but that time has come and gone.  This story shows that Henry, Lucchino, and the rest of the Red Sox organization is just as fraudulent as their fanbase.  They've gotten so caught up in continuing to capitalize on their recent success that they've totally neglected trying to continue that success and now not only have the Yankees passed them by, but they might not even make the playoffs.
 
Thank you, John Henry.  Thank you for marrying this chick.  Somebody better run a background check on her and make sure she isn't some mail-order bride hired by the Yankees to destroy Boston.

R.I.P., Tampa

13 IP with a combined 14 baserunners allowed, 2 ER, and 18 Ks in a 2-0 shutout of a day-night doubleheader?

I'd call that $243.5 million well spent.

Karma's A Bitch, Huh?

How do you like them apples?  On the same day that Andy Pettitte picks up his 13th win of the season and helps the Bombers knock 2 more games off of their ever-shrinking magic number, his former Mitchell Report tag-team partner Roger Clemens gets his defamation lawsuit against Brian McNamee thrown out in his home state of Texas.

And as if that wasn't enough, Clemens gets a little more salt in his wound by having to still deal with McNamee's still pending counter-suit in New York.  And if THAT wasn't enough, the judge in Texas who dismissed Clemens' case did so with prejudice, meaning Roger can't file the suit again.

I wonder which one of Roger's cars is the next to be sacrificed to pay for his defense in the Big Apple.  Bret Michaels must be licking his chops in anticipation.

Thank God it's after the September 1 deadline, though, because with the way Joba and AJ are throwing right now, I wouldn't have been shocked if Cash succumbed to Roger's charms one more time and offered him $10 mil.  I don't think I could bear to hear this again...

Thank You, Toronto

Well Toronto finally decided to show up against the Yankees and made them look awful last night, but there's no reason to even care about last night's game.  Jeter and Swisher sat out, their replacements played sloppy in the field, and the 4 recent September callups handled the bullpen duties after Joba came out of the game.

Essentially the Yankees played their JV team against Toronto last night and they happened to run into Roy Halladay on the night that he snapped out of his funk.  Halladay has been a notorious Yankee killer, and it was only a matter of time before he found his command that he had been missing over his last 3 starts.  That time was last night and with the way he was pitching, he would have shut out the 1927 Yankees, so all you can do is chalk this game up as one the Yankees needed to rest the bullpen and move on to today.

And if you still feel a little uneasy about Joba's performance, take a look at what Paul Byrd did for Boston last night.  Not to mention the fact that Jonathan Papelbon is bitching about being fined for working too slowly on the mound, which could affect his already shaky performance when it comes to putting guys on base.

Any time your team can look horrible for a night and still chop a game off of their magic number, you can live with that.

Same Old Song and Dance

You know, this is really starting to get kind of boring.

Working the starting pitcher out of the game early, bullpen getting critical outs to hold a slim lead, and a late inning surge to put the game out of reach.  What else is new?

I can't say I blame the Blue Jays for folding the tents after the 8th inning, but you could at least pretend you're a bunch of professional baseball players and try to make the game interesting by getting a fews outs in the 9th.  Us Yankee fans have almost forgotten what a close game feels like.

And by the way, in case you're keeping score at home, that's now 7 different Yankees who have 20+ HRs and 70+ RBIs.  (Yawn)

I'm A Genius

Did I call it or did I call it?

Just this morning I said Boston using all of their best bullpen guys last night would come back to bite them and look what happens.  With Crapelbon and The Artist Formerly Known as Billy Wagner unavailable they had to turn to the double-decker crap sandwich of Ramon Ramirez and Manny Delcarmen and watch them choke the game away. 

Meanwhile, Phil Hughes is in Baltimore striking people out left and right to close out another Yankee win, what else is new?

When you're right, you're right.  Now the Sox get to sweat out the rest of the regular season after breathing new life into Tampa's lungs.  Have fun with that, fellas.

Start spreading the news...

WTF Is That???

Seriously, what the hell was David Wright thinking with this helmet last night?  He looks like a chemo patient with that thing on.

If you don't want to get hit in the head by a pitch, don't make a bigger target for pitchers to focus on.  He might as well stand right on the plate, face the mound, and start psyching himself up like Happy Gilmore because if you wear that batting helmet you're basically inviting pitchers to buzz your tower again, if for no other reason than to test the ability of the helmet to protect its wearer.

I would rather get hit in the head every time I stepped into the box until I was laid out on the trainer's table drooling and shitting myself than wear this monstrosity.  A Yankee wouldn't be caught dead wearing this thing.

Will the Real AJ Burnett Please Stand Up

While CC has shown over the last 6 weeks why the Yankees gave him $161 million, AJ Burnett's first season in pinstripes has pretty much been a microcosm of his career: consistently inconsistent with dramatic night-and-day differences between his stats over extended periods of time.

Case in point: Through June and July Burnett was 7-2 with an excellent 2.27 ERA over 10 starts. But since his July 27 start, he is 0-4 with a horrendous 6.53 ERA over 7 starts. These types of dramatic Jekyll and Hyde swings in performance have marked his whole career until he established a bit of consistency over his last 2 years in Toronto. But these latest outings beg the question: Which AJ Burnett is the real AJ Burnett? Is he in the midst of a freak Hyde phase where he's snarling and cursing on the mound and then pouting in the dugout after he gets taken out? Or is this the actual Dr. Jekyll form of Burnett and the flashes of brilliance he has shown this season are just that, flashes and nothing more?

The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle, as a closer look at his numbers shows that through June and July his WHIP, H/9 innings, & BB/9 innings were as follows:

WHIP- 1.45; H/9IP- 7.105; BB/9IP- 4.54

Those same categories since July 27 are:

WHIP- 1.59; H/9IP- 10.33; BB/9IP- 4.007

What those splits tell you is that in June and July Burnett's stuff was electric, but his control not so much. He gave up far fewer hits (less than 1 per inning) but walked more guys. While walks are never a good thing, they are easier to overcome than doubles and home runs. You walk a few guys with 2 outs and you can still get the next guy to escape an inning unscathed. You give up a double, a walk, and a home run with 2 outs and you end up getting out of the inning having allowed 3 runs, assuming you make it out of the inning at all.

Through August and last night's start Burnett has walked fewer batters per 9 innings, but is now getting shelled by hitters at a 1.15 H/inning clip. He isn't inducing as many swings and misses, and the contact being made on his pitches is solid, both indicative of his fastball not having the same zip on it and his off-speed pitches not having the same bite they had earlier. The difference in WHIP over the 2 splits is negligible; it's the fact that lately there has been more "H" than "W."

Jorge Posada being behind the plate is irrelevant. You could put Yogi Berra in his prime back there right now and it wouldn't make much of a difference. The solution to his struggles needs to be worked out by Burnett himself and Dave Eiland. Once again we're watching a Yankee pitcher struggle for an extended period of time without any noticeable difference in his approach to try and overcome the struggle. This comes back to Eiland needing to watch video and try to notice things that are being done differently that could be causing Burnett's problems and then working with him on his off-days to resolve the problems. And like with Joba, Eiland needs to be quicker to head to the mound when these struggles pop up. Burnett's frustration has boiled over in each of his last 2 poor outings and he clearly does not have it within himself to calm down and refocus his attention to pitching.

So which AJ Burnett will we see down the stretch? My guess is it will be a hybrid version of the June-July Burnett and the Burnett of the last month as the law of averages will bring his hits and walks back to homeostasis. While that probably won't be enough to have MLB polish the trophy for the 27th Championship right now, it should be enough to keep the Yankees in the driver seat as the postseason favorite, especially if the bullpen can produce in the postseason the way they did last night.

Is Boston Serious???

Really, guys, using Papelbon for 2 innings to maintain your 5-game Wild Card lead knowing you couldn't gain a game on the Yankees for the division?  Really?

I'll take "Panicking in The First Game of A Series Against a Team Who Owns Us Because We're Secretly Concerned About Missing the Playoffs" for 800, Alex.

And you wasted Billy Wagner and Okajima, who was out on the mound doing his best Kei Igawa impression.  Let me know how it works out tonight when Daniel Bard comes in to close the game out and starts giving up bases loaded walks and 3-run doubles.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Does The Trade Deadline Really Matter?

Seriously, why do we waste time counting down to the trade deadline and devoting entire Baseball Tonight Specials to the deadline when all the meaningful deals are being done a month after the fact?

In this economy, teams are looking to cut costs, which not only contributes to your Scott Kazmirs and Jim Thomes of the world getting traded for rosin bags and extra pine tar, but also to other teams not putting in claims to block the trades.

With all these moves being made by major contenders, the Yankees have to do something, right? Why aren't they out there trying to bring in another bat or another arm for the stretch run?

Oh, that's right. Because the big-name starting pitcher they signed in the off-season is leading the AL in wins and innings pitched right now. And the big-name first baseman they signed in the off-season is leading the AL in RBIs right now. And the 2 role player bats they acquired before the deadline have combined for 18 runs scored, 6 doubles, 7 HRs, 20 RBIs, and a not-too-shabby .350 OBP in less than 100 Abs, not to mention the fact that they are both slugging well over .500 in their time with the Yankees. The Yankees even went out and got Chad Gaudin for shits and gigs and look what he's done.

For all the bad calls he's made in the past, Brian Cashman has been like King Midas this year. People can complain all they want about how much the Yankees spend and wah-wah-wah, but the fact of the matter is they spent the money wisely this season and it's panned out just about as well as it possibly could have. When the 37-year-old you signed for $5.5 mil to be your 4th starter has 12 wins and looks like the second coming of Cy Young, it's safe to say you've done a bang-up job.

The Yankees are head and shoulders above the competition this season and the competition knows it. Now they're all in panic mode trying to stock up for the postseason, taking on big-money contracts and risking upsetting team chemistry like the 2005-2006 Yankees. Meanwhile, the Bombers get to sit back and enjoy the already establish fruits of their labor while they continue to knock everyone's dick in the dirt.

Is Pettitte Back on HGH?

I mean, not that I care; the dude can pump whatever he wants into his ass if it's going to help him win...(ummm wait, that sounds wrong).  Shit, it's common knowledge now that the Red Sox used steroids just as much as bad hair and Jack Daniel's to win their 2 titles, so why is it wrong for the Yankees to level the playing field a little?  Everybody just assumes they use after the Mitchell Report and Pettitte's already proven that he's the master of steroid apologies, so what the hell, right?

The bottom line is that Andy Pettitte has been arguably the best pitcher on the staff over the last 2 months.  Check out the numbers over his last 9 starts:

7-2 record, with 6 consecutive wins
59.2 IP
43 hits and 15 walks for a 1.005 WHIP
17 ER for a 2.56 ERA
62K for an average of 9.35 K/9 innings

That last number is particularly important because it shows Pettitte isn't just squeaking by with mediocre stuff.  His fastball has zip, his cutter has bite, and his curveball is diving off the table like Barry Zito's.  The dude is unstoppable tonight.  If it wasn't for Jerry Hairston doing his best A-Rod impression and choking at 3rd, we might be talking about the 3rd Yankee perfect game in the past 11 years because before that Pettitte was flat out cruising.

Pettitte is now 12-6 on the season and making Cash look like a genius for haggling him down to a $5.5 million dollar salary this offseason.  Theo Epstein should take notes because this is how you spend $5 mil, not on washed up has-beens and fat flash-in-the-pans from the JV League.

Leave it to a bunch of amateur-hour clowns like the Red Sox to not even show up and play a game tonight.  Come on, guys, at least try and compete.  And don't give me that "day off" bullshit; the magic number is down to 26.  You have to at least play the game to try win the division.

Hank and Hal might as well tell George that the Yankees won the division tonight because it's going to take until the end of the season for him to comprehend that anyway.

Everyone say it with me now:  Y-A-N-K-E-E-S!!!!  Shout it out loud, motherfuckers!

Who Are You and What Have You Done with Nick Swisher?

Seriously; 3-3 with 1 run scored, both RBIs, and a triple away from the cycle???
Cut the shit, that has to be Paul O'Neill out there, right?

Post-Game Analysis Quick Hits- 8/30/09

Another subpar outing for Joba today.  More than anyone on the Yankees' staff, he is the easiet to tell when he doesn't have it, and today that was apparent when he put runners on in the 3rd.  The shaking off of Jorge to the point batters are stepping out multiple times in an at-bat, and multiple throws to first are not staples of Joba' repertoire when he's got his best stuff.  On the one hand, it does show that for a pitcher still very young and learning how to pitch effectively at the Major League Level, Joba has an excellent feel for his pitches and knows what's working and when.  On the other, this is his fifth consective subpar start, which can't make coaches or fans comfortable as we move closer to the postseason.  Will the latest revision to "The Joba Rules" help get him back to the form he showed right after the All-Star Game?  His next start will tell.

Someone who can share a little of the blame for Joba's recent struggles is pitching coach Dave Eiland.  For someone who was put on the coaching staff because of the extensive work he had done with the Holy Trinity (Joba, Hughes, Kennedy) in the minors, Eiland certainly hasn't done much to bolster his resume.  Hughes and Kennedy were horrible last year, and Joba has been hit-or-miss all year this year.  Their inability to establish consistency, along with pretty much every pitcher on the staff's inability to adjust in games where they struggle brings up a valid question; would Dave Eiland be on the hot seat if the Yankees weren't having the season they're having?  He never seems to fix anybody's problems and always comes out of the dugout to talk 2 batters too late, if at all, and today was another perfect example.  As soon as Joba started throwing to first and shaking everything off, a good coach would have come out to talk to him and get him to calm down and focus.  Eiland stayed in the dugout and ate sunflower seeds.  Get off your ass, Dave, and earn your fucking paycheck.

The bullpen is the best collective group of guys since the glory days of the late 90s.  Mariano looks like he could pitch into his 50s if he wanted to; Hughes is lights-out and is starting to earn respect from umpires who are more generous with him when he tries to pick corners, Aceves is a modern-day Ramiro Mendoza with his ability to come in and get 2 outs or 4 innings; Robertson has deceptively-electric stuff that nobody in the AL has figured out yet and might have the best curveball on the team; Bruney seems to have regained his early-season form; Damaso Marte has looked good since returning from injury and is only going to get stronger as he gets more innings.  Sure, Phil Coke is basically a glorified batting practice pitcher, but with all the other options they have, the Yankees can afford to send him out there now to try to get his mojo back and then bury him in the postseason if he continues to be ineffective.

He may not be the AL MVP, but there's no argument that Mark Teixeira has been the Yankee MVP this season.  He's tailor-made for the new ballpark, has a great attitude for playing under the pressure of New York, and has made countless plays at first base this season that Jason Giambi couldn't have made in a video game.  Any Yankee infielder who wins a Gold Glove this year owes it to Teix; he has probably saved 20-25 errors easily as first base.

It really can't be said enough how great Derek Jeter has been this year.  At the rate he's hitting right now, he'll pass Lou Gehrig for the all-time Yankee hits record some time next week.  His play at short has been markedly improved over the last few seasons, and he is, for once, a legitimate candidate for a Gold Glove.  When all is said and done, he's going to go down as the greatest shortstop of all-time, whether Tim Kurkjian likes it or not.

Is anybody else getting a bit concerned about the recent Red Sox resurgence?  Beckett looks awful right now, but Tim Wakefield is back in the rotation, Clay Buchholz seems like he's finally grown a set and is pitching great, Junichi Tazawa looks like he could be a solid #4 or #5 starter or long reliever in the playoffs, and even Paul Byrd's rotting corpse threw 6 shutout innings today.  I know I still feel confident about the Yanks' chances in the postseason based on the last 2 series, but should we be concerned about the Sox again?

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