The hip-hop mogul and sports fan slapped Red Sox star David Ortiz with a $5 million-plus suit yesterday, claiming the Boston slugger apparently liked Jay-Z's 40/40 Club so much, he decided to open his own.
The Manhattan federal court filing accuses Ortiz and his sister, Albania Ortiz, of trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and "false designation of sponsorship" in connection with the "Forty Forty" nightclub they opened in the Dominican Republic last year.
The suit also charges them with "cybersquatting" for running a Spanish-language Web site at http://www.fortyforty.net/.
Court papers feature photos of Ortiz attending an All-Star Game party at the flagship 40/40 Club on West 25th Street in 2008. (courtesy of the NY Post)
For shame, Big Sloppi, for shame. It's bad enough that you're a cheater and now a crappy ballplayer, but stealing the name of Jay-Z's club to try to boost attendance at yours? That's just downright pathetic. And then when you throw in the "cybersquatting" charge, that's where I draw the line. Nobody fucks with Hova or the R.O.C., especially not on my watch.
On the one hand, I'd like to applaud you for your business savvy in recognizing that piggybacking on the name of a well-established, popular club will more than likely help bring in the clientele and cash you will need to support your fat ass after your baseball career ends, which could happen within the next 2-3 months with the way you're swinging the bat this season. But on the other hand, you are David Ortiz and you do play for the Boston Red Sox, so that trumps anything and I'm forced to tell you to S a D and bring up the fact that you're batting an embarrassing .154/.241/.269 this year with 0 home runs, 2 RBIs, and 13 Ks.
Why not try some of these names for your new club? "The .150/.240 Club;" "Big Papi's House 'O Juice;" or "2 Fucking Games." Now THAT's some catchy shit right there. People would be stretched around the block to get into those places.
Let's take a look back at what I said I wanted to see from Phil Hughes before his start last night:
"But if he is aggressive towards batters, hits his spots with all his pitches, and shows enough confidence to try to work in his new changeup, I'll be happy with 5-6 innings and 3-4 ER allowed."
That's a yes, yes, and yes. A job well done by Hughes last night in his season debut. He pounded the zone, used all his pitches, and didn't get rattled after giving up an early homer to Godzilla. The 5 walks are more than you'd like to see, and that surely contributed to his high pitch count of 108 and exit after 5 innings, but Hughes did his best Andy Pettitte impression, bearing down and making pitches to get the outs he needed when he put runners on. That tells you more about a pitcher than pitching with nobody on, and for 23-year-old Hughes to be able to get the job done in those situations in his first start after transitioning back to the rotation, that bodes well for him and the team moving forward.
Just a quick side note, can everybody stop this talk about how Scott Kazmir is a Yankee nemesis? The guy beat them a couple times back when Tampa was still the Devil Rays and ever since they became relevant and he got shipped to LA, he's done nothing but get his dick knocked around by the Bombers time and time again. 8 hits, 3 walks, 6 ER in 4 innings? Are you kidding me? Go put your bullpen jacket on and sit in the clubhouse.
P.S.- ESPN can cut the "Yankee killer" stuff with Josh Beckett too while they're at it.
Tonight's the big night! Phil Hughes, the winner of the 5th Starter Sweepstakes makes his regular season debut. And with Javy Vazquez setting the bar nice and low for him and his pitching counterpart on the Angels being somebody the Yankees traditionally destroy, everything is set up for Hughes to have a good night.
It will be interesting to see what kind of innings/pitch limit Joe has Phil on tonight. I mean, this IS the same guy who fanned 12 in a simulated Spring Training game not too long ago, so you don't want to risk overworking him. But if he's as dominant as he was against those simulated hitters, you have to leave him out there.
In a perfect world, you'd love to see Phil go 7+ tonight and give up a run or 2. But if he is aggressive towards batters, hits his spots with all his pitches, and shows enough confidence to try to work in his new changeup, I'll be happy with 5-6 innings and 3-4 ER allowed. And in all seriousness, 90-95 pitches is plenty for tonight.
Javy Vazquez was less than stellar yesterday, that's a fact. And while yesterday's start wasn't as bad as his first start against Tampa last week, it still wasn't the type of performance people were expecting. So between that, and Javy's history in New York, I can understand why Yankee fans would boo him after he was taken out of the game yesterday. Apparently Javy doesn't.
“I feel like it’s unfair because that was so long ago. Like I’ve said plenty of times, I’m trying to concentrate on this year.”
That's all well and good, Javy. But the fact of the matter, based on that statement and based on the fact that you getting booed yesterday upset you so much, is that YOU haven't forgotten about 2004 just like the fans haven't. You probably aren't concentrating enough on this year because you remember what happened the last time you pitched in pinstripes, and you're walking on pins and needles right now, trying not to make mistakes instead of dealing and putting hitters away.
If you are focusing solely on 2010, then you should realize that you're 0-2 with a 9.82 ERA, 1.73 WHIP, and a .304 BAA right now, not exactly cheer-worthy numbers. So 2004 aside, you haven't exactly given Yankee fans a lot to praise you for so far.
It's like Jeet said, "“Yankees fans come to the park looking to cheer the Yankees. They are looking for good things to happen.” Nobody came to the park with the intention of booing you yesterday, Javy. But Yankee fans have good memories and you didn't exactly come in here with a clean slate. The bottom line is you had some work to do this year to erase the memories of '04; you knew that and the fans knew that. Your performances in your first 2 outings have done nothing to erase those memories. If anything, they have served to bold the memories and then highlight them in neon yellow.
Stop tip-toe-ing around hitters out there, stop worrying about 2004 and how people are going to react to you, start pitching better, and you'll get cheered. It's that simple.
Well there it is, just a little white gold with the new Stadium engraved in it surrounded by a fuck ton of diamonds. No big deal. It's only worth slightly more than I'm going to make in the next 5 years plus the car I'm currently driving and the apartment I'm currently living in.
But then again, I didn't win the World Series last year. And the Yankees did. And I got to reap the benefits of that by having lots of World Series Championship swag thrown at me by family for my birthday and Christmas. So I guess it balances out.
It's a new year and a new baseball season. And a new baseball season means it's time for a new picture of the graceful, majestic, unworldly rare A-Horse.
(Swanny Duckson does it again)
Yes, the 2009 version of the A-Horse was a thing to behold, but the 2010 model is even more pristine, even more regal, and has much better balance to its powerful 4-legged swing.
We are only but a few weeks into Spring, but already the 2010 A-Horse has begun to heat up and soon we could very well see it hitting as hot as the scorching summer. With fully-healed hips and a clean conscience, this year's A-Horse is poised to re-assert itself as the premiere centaur in Major League Baseball and, dare I say it, professional sports.
So take in the A-Horse in all its mystique and glory. But be careful not to look directly at it. Those who do have been known to get taken deep to left center field for game-tying or game-winning home runs.
- From what I've seen, it was a fantastic ceremony yesterday for the presentation of the rings. The crowd reaction to Matsui was goose bump-inducing and the class the Yankees showed in announcing him last and then having the team surround and congratulate him was cool. You just don't see stuff like that on any other team in any other sport.
- The practical joke by Jeter in switching out Matsui's ring with the tin one was also a nice touch. That gave you a little glimpse into what kind of guy Matsui was in the clubhouse, away from the cameras where he was always so humble and proper.
- Great to see Gene Monahan out there, and even greater to see the applause he got from the players. Just another example of how tight-knit the Yankee family is.
- Always a flair for the dramatic with Jeter. Mashing a home run right after they showed The Boss and his wife early in the game. Everything the guy does is move-script perfect, including the swing. Look at that, just look.
It's so damn beautiful we're going to look again...
Goddamn, that is sexy.
- Good to see Nick Johnson's swing is already adjusted to the Stadium. Of course, it always helps when you take the bat off your shoulder.
- Slowly but surely, the A-Horse is rounding into form. His swing and balance at the plate has looked better with each game, and his play at third has been all-world to start the year. When Teix starts to pick it up, that 3-4-5 could be a modern day Murderer's Row.
- Speaking of Teix, has anybody seen him lately? Did he get left in Tampa after Spring Training?
- Andy Pettitte looked terrific again yesterday. I know I didn't expect him to be the Yankees' best pitcher right out of the gate, but that's exactly what he's been. He did tire in the later innings, but his stuff was crisp all day, he kept the Angels off balance, and in classic Andy Pettitte fashion he made pitches when he had to to get himself out of trouble. If the season ended today, I know who I'd cast my Cy Young vote for.
- Big hiccup for Dave Robertson yesterday. I don't know if he was just too jazzed up because of the setting, but he couldn't locate the fastball where he wanted to and was catching way too much of the plate. With the bad outings Park and Joba have already had, it shouldn't kill Robertson, but it also won't help his cause in trying to become the official setup man for Mo.
- Typical Mo. He jumps in the phone booth, jumps out, K, pop up, ball game, drive safe. Dude is inhuman.
- Just an overall great day for the Yankees, both past and present, and their fans. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look at the AP pictures of the festivities and cry again over the fact that I wasn't there.
(Photos courtesy of EPA, the AP, Getty Images, Anthony J. Causi, Charles Wenzelberg, and other people who were lucky enugh to be there yesterday)
2 sick new Deftones songs. 2 sick new Deftones videos. 2 appearances of Sergio Vega wearing a Yankee hat in said sick new Deftones videos. Derek Jeter wears the number 2. Curtis Granderson has hit 2 hoe runs so far this season. Tomorrow will be Andy Pettitte's 2nd start of the 2nd season in which he is playing with a one-year contract during his 2nd stint with the Yankees. There is a "2" in "April 12th." There is also a "2" in "27 World Series championships."
I know I'm about half a day late posting this, but after seeing the reaction from across most of the blogosphere you know damn well I couldn't stay away from this.
Now I know what most people are expecting me to say here, but I actually sympathize with poor Chan Ho. Having diarrhea fucking sucks. I can barely write a goddamn email without risking shitting myself when I've got the squirts, so I can't imagine trying to pitch in a Major League Baseball game where you're grunting and straining and giving max effort on every throw. There would have been poo juice everywhere if Park stepped on the mound that night, and that's just not something HDTV was invented for.
And more power to Park for coming out and telling it like it is. None of that "I was sick," "I didn't feel right," "I just didn't have it out there today" cliche nonsense that pitcher after pitcher spouts after not pitching or not pitching well. Dude had fucking diarrhea, now get off his back. He wasn't making any excuses, just being honest. Then you factor in flu too, a lot of cough, chest hurts, and dehydrated or something like that and it's a near miracle that Park is standing there giving that interview. I almost feel bad for kinda taking him to task last Monday; for all I know the turtle could have been poking his head when Park gave up that homer to Dustin Pedroia. And that is more than valid excuse.
After watching Park own up and tell the truth for why he was out of the lineup, I am hereby waving the 1-year waiting period needed to declare a player a "true Yankee" and officially calling Chan Ho Park a true Yankee. Somebody start forging his plaque and make a space for his number to be retired in Monument Park.
P.S.- Shame on Joba and Dave Robertson for laughing in the background. Especially Joba. He can barely get out of an inning 1-2-3 when he's not pinching his asshole closed so who is he to laugh at the fecal misfortune of a teammate?
Because tomorrow is going to be the tits and then some! Flyovers, giant American flags, Bernie Williams, and a matchup against a pitcher that the Yanks have a history of smacking around worse than Rihanna. Yes sir, it's shaping up to be a picture home opener. I'm popping half a stack here just thinking about it and I'm not even going to be in the same time zone.
In the mean time, the Red Sox, with their new commitment to pitching and defense, are crashing into each other in the outfield, crashing into each other in foul territory, dropping pop ups, bruising ribs , and watching their spotty bullpen continue to give up leads.
Not to be outdone, the Mets have already reverted to hitting at a 3rd-grade level, they have their ace giving up grand slams to the Nationals, and their closer is more interested in starting fights with Willie Harris than getting outs. All of this after just 6 games.
You look at all that and it makes you feel a little better about the fact that Javy Vazquez getting his face smashed in on Friday night is the Yankees' biggest issue right now. And if everybody else pitches like they have been, that's barely even an issue.
After months of waiting, hot stoving, speculating, spring training, competing, and finalizing, we finally have baseball to talk about. It was an exciting first week of the regular season in Yankeeland and the blogosphere kept up with all of the action. Here's the rundown:
- Benjamin Kabak at River Ave. Blues talks about why this season will be the most important for Cash as GM as many of the decisions made with the lineup this year were based on moves made or not made over the last couple seasons. Cash's faith in Cano, decision to not bring back Damon and Matsui, and the handling of Phil Hughes and Joba will all play out this year and show Cash's true talent or lack thereof in being a GM.
- Moshe Mandel at The Yankee U examines Alfredo Aceves' pitch breakdown and concludes that his use of all of his pitches at any time is what makes him so successful. As somebody who can never quite recall every detail of a game after it ends, I enjoyed seeing the batter-by-batter breakdown of Ace's pitch selection and where he threw them in the zone in his outing on Tuesday. He's sort of like a bullpen version of Andy Pettitte with his approach.
- Moshe at TYU also tries to talk everybody off the ledge about Joe's management of the bullpen over the first 2 games, and provides 4 reasons why Joe is doing what he's doing. I can support points 1, 3, and 4, but I still disagree with point 2 about needing to set roles. Most of that should have already been done. But I do agree with Moshe that at the end of the year we will all look back and say Joe did a good job with the 'pen.
- Lenny Neslin at LenNY's Yankees puts up a sweet pictorial diary of his experiences at Fenway for Game 2 of the opening series on Tuesday. After I got over my jealousy over the fact that he got to go and I didn't, I had to admit it was pretty cool. Kudos to Lenny for throwing all the Yankee gear on too, especially the 2009 World Series hat.
-Benjamin Kabak makes another appearance by discussing the Joe West Incident from every conceivable angle, including West himself. After reading that, I don't really think there is anything else I could or should say. So I won't.
- Jay at Fack Youk talks about overvaluing relievers, using Mo as the prime example, and discusses the differences that individual perception versus WAR create in how relievers, even the best ones, are valued. Obviously guys like Mo are never going to be up there in WAR or VORP or stats like that, but I'm still damn glad to have him at the back end of the 'pen.
- SJK at No Maas breaks down Teix's career splits by month to show just how bad he has been in April. I still can't figure out why, I don't think anybody can. But hopefully yesterday was the start of Teix breaking that career trend.
- Good stuff from Mark Feinsand at the Daily News about CC's no-hit bid yesterday and how his pitch count would have affected Joe's decision. I said to my Dad and Uncle while I was watching that Sabathia was up to 111 pitches and probably wouldn't make it through the 9th anyway, but it would have been interesting to see what would have happened if he did get Shoppach out in the 8th. Joe said he would have taken CC out, and looking at the big picture I can't really argue with that decision.
- Apparently Lenny can argue with it though. And I see where he's coming from too. It's CC; he's your horse, your ace, and chances for a no-hitter don't come along that often. But all in all, I think Joe taking him out after the 8th would have been the right call to make, no matter how many people disagreed with it.
- Greg Fertel at Pending Pinstripes looks at Brett Gardner vs. Marcus Thames and concludes that they should NOT be platooned. And how did he come to this conclusion, you ask? Why by comparing their offensive AAAAAND defensive stats (GASP!) that show Gardner being worth 0.72 runs over Thames.
Oh, and not for nothing, but Gardner is batting .385 so far with 4 runs scored and 3 driven in while not embarrassing himself in the field like Thames has. Thank you, Greg. Thank you for putting in the time and effort to statistically support what I've been saying all along. Now if we could only get Joe to read this.
- And just to get everybody a little more psyched for the home opener on Tuesday, LoHud has everything you need to know about Opening Day at the Stadium. I'll probably be sitting at my cubical on Tuesday reading this over and over sighing to myself while the activities are taking place.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, Yankee fans. Not a lot going on today outside of the Bombers in the afternoon. Maybe catch a little hockey, do some chores. Set your alarms to wake up in time for the new "Family Guy" tonight.
7 2/3 of no-hit shutout ball from CC today before being taken out. He also walked 2 and K'd 5. I'd call that a much better second act after last Sunday.
And whataya know?! Mark Teixeira is 3-4 today with a ribbie and 2 runs scored. Either Joe is starting to develop psychic abilities or he paid off Wade Davis to serve a few over the plate today. Either way, Teix looked real good at the plate today and that's what's most important.
Still 8-0 in the top of the 9th, but the ending is just a formality now. The important thing is the Cy Young-caliber ace of the staff and MVP-caliber first baseman played more like the Cy Young- and MVP-caliber players they are.
Well it's another year and another terrible April so far for Teix. In 4 games he is 0-16 with 2 RBIs coming on walks and a .158 OPS that is made up completely of the "O"-part.
The good news is that the issue doesn't seem to be Teix not seeing the ball or being fooled at the plate. In his 16 at-bats he has struck out only twice, so he's seeing the ball and making contact. The problem has been that it's been weaker than weak contact.
I think the issue might be Teix's approach, which is something I commented on after the opening series against Boston. Teix seems to be pressing a bit, swinging early in the count and either getting himself behind and forcing himself to have to swing to protect, or just swinging at less than desirable pitches that he can't do much with. He did it with the bases loaded against Boston late in the game on Wednesday, hacking on the first pitch, something you hardly ever see him do in a situation like that, and in his 4 at-bats last night Teix only saw 11 pitches, less than 3 per at-bat.
Being impatient at the plate is more than likely making Teix's swing mechanics a bit rushed and his balance is probably a bit off on his swing mechanics. He appears to be reaching for the ball, lunging at it, and thereby sapping himself of his power generated through his hip rotation through the zone. Unfortunately I don't have DVR on my TV or the other technology to bring up screen shots showing this, but that's what the other blogs are for. These are just my thoughts on what Teix's problems are based on what I've seen so far watching him and what I've read in the box scores of the games.
Joe said after last night's loss that he's "got a feeling it's going to happen tomorrow" in refernce to Teix breaking out of his early season 0-for and I certainly hope he's right. We saw Nick Johnson get off the schnide last night, so Teix is the only one of the regulars without a hit. We know he isn't going to be this bad all season, and we know his numbers at the end of the year are going to be around the MVP-level they were in 2009. We just want him to get over this mini-slump ASAP and not drag it out over the entire month like last season.
Mariano sees your "disgraceful" and "embarrassing," Joe West. And he raises you "swinging at balls" and "respect and love." From today's Post:
"It's incredible. If he has places to go, let him do something else. What does he want us to do, swing at balls?" "He has a job to do. He should do his job," Rivera said. "We don't want to play four-hour games, but that's what it takes. We respect and love the fans and do what we have to do, and that's play our game."
POW!! Take that, West! You and your 3 chins. Do you have any places to go right now? Anything else to do? If so, you should go do them because The Sandman just shit all over your world. From his lips to God's ears, baby. I love it! It's only April 9 and Mo is throwing gas on the mound and in the papers.
Umpire Joe West blasted the Yankees and Red Sox just before Wednesday's game, accusing the two clubs of being "pathetic and embarrassing" in dragging the pace of games and refusing to work with umpires.
"They're the two clubs that don't try to pick up the pace," said West, chief of the umpiring crew that worked the three-game series in Boston. He was the home plate umpire Sunday. "They're two of the best teams in baseball. Why are they playing the slowest?"
"It's pathetic and embarrassing. They take too long to play."
Jeez! Who pissed in Joe West's coffee? So Yankee-Red Sox games take a long time; BFD. Tell me something I don't know. And then shut the fuck up, put your mask back on, and get behind the plate and call a decent game. And you might want to refrain from referring to the 2 most popular franchises in Major League Baseball as "disgraces" while you're at it.
Newsflash, Joe. There isn't a big public outcry from the fans to get Yankee-Red Sox games done in under 2:30. Everybody acknowledges that they take a long time, but it ain't like people have stopped showing up at Yankee Stadium and Fenway and it ain't like ESPN and FOX have stopped falling all over each other to get as many of these matchups on TV as possible.
And that's because they ARE 2 of the best, if not the best, teams in baseball and their games are almost always exciting. People WANT to watch the Yankees and Red Sox play. It's a guaranteed sell-out and must see TV whether it's in April, June, or October. It's the premiere rivalry in baseball and all of American sports and each team wants to win every time out. That’s why the games take so long. Because each team is constantly trying to make decisions and plays that will help them win the game. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I don't think 2 teams doing everything they can do to win a game is pathetic or embarrassing. It's what professional sports are all about. When people stop watching Yanks-Sox and you and your umpires finally call a perfect game, then come back and talk to me about the time being embarrassing or disgraceful.
No one comes to the park to see you, Joe. And nobody cares that you think the games are taking too long. Just shut up, do your job, and go make another crappy country album. And next time you're behind the plate at a Yanks-Sox game, try not to squeeze the strike zone on CC. Fucking game wouldn't take 3 1/2 hours if you'd give the guy the outside corner once in a while.
- Another textbook Andy Pettitte start last night. He got himself into and out of trouble with the same regularity you expect after watching him for the last couple years. He used his vast repertoire of pitches at any and all times to shut Boston down after opening the door for them. Perhaps more so than any other Yankee pitcher, you almost never worry when he starts putting guys on base because he always seems to bear down and make pitches to get the next guy out (see: David Ortiz strikeout in the 5th). When A.J. Burnett puts 10 guys on base in 6 innings, I get worried. When Andy does it, I don't even think twice about it.
- I thought it in my head as soon as it happened and I'll say it now: Pettitte hitting Youkilis in the head last night was AWESOME! I don't care if he meant to do it or not, it was sweet. And anybody that didn't see Jeter getting plunked coming or thought it wasn't intentional is an idiot. I had the game on ESPN2 and was forced to listen to Rick Sutcliffe and Nomar go on and on about how it wasn't intentional and there shouldn't have been any warnings. I guess they failed to notice Victor Martinez say something to Pettitte and Pettitte turn around to respond after he walked off the mound in the 5th. Martinez was letting him know that one of the Yanks was going to get it in the following inning, and when Jeter is one of the 3 guys scheduled to bat, it's almost a guarantee that he's getting hit, especially against the Red Sox.
It's part of baseball and everything was clearly even and over after Jeet got hit, but don’t try to say it wasn't intentional.
- It was also just another day at the office for Mo last night. 3 up, 3 down; exit light, enter night, start spreading the news. For a team that supposedly had Mo figured out a few years ago, the Red Sox certainly haven't done much against him lately.
- After last night, you could start thinking about saying the opposite about Jonathan Papelbon. The guy has owned the Yankees historically, but completely fell apart in the 10th last night, giving up the homer to C-Grand and then walking 2 batters to force Francona to lift him from the game. When you're getting pulled for Scott Atchison, you know you had a bad night.
(Guess you're shipping up to the clubhouse now, asshole.- courtesy AP)
And as a side note, if we're going to talk about Joba's diminished fastball, it's only fair to discuss Papelbon's. I remember him consistently living in the 95-96 MPH range with the occasional touch to 97. Last night he was 93-94. Will anybody in the mainstream media (cough, cough, ESPN) mention that about him? Of course not, he wears a Boston uniform. But it's worth mentioning.
- As for Granderson, I could give a shit about how well or how poorly he hits lefties if he keeps coming up with big hits like that and plays solid centerfield.
- "The Grandy-man can?" That's the best you've got for a Granderson home run call, Sterling? Really? Not your best work.
- I think Joe must have been scouring the blogs and listening to some WFAN before the game last night about how he handled the first 2 games as he decided to switch from overmanaging the bullpen to undermanaging. I liked the decision to go back to Park and I liked the decision to let him throw 2 innings in a tie game, but 3 innings?? Park was clearly out of gas in the 9th and the 3 outs he did get were some of the loudest, scariest, most ass-clenching outs I've ever seen. And there wasn't even anybody up in the bullpen!! Make up your mind, Joe.
- Park looked like a completely different guy on the mound last night than the one we saw on Sunday. His fastball was back up in the 92-94 MPH range and his off-speed stuff had its bite and location back. That's what I was talking about on Monday about going out and getting the job done in a clutch spot; that's what the Yankees brought him in to do, that's what they should expect him to do, and last night that's what he did. Maybe all that diarrhea and coughing over the last 2 days helped.
- Mark Teixeira is nothing if not consistent. He's been a slow starter his entire career, was downright awful in April last season, and has coming out of the gates flailing again this year. You can talk all you want about the "productive out" he got last night in driving in the Yankees' 3rd run, but me, I thought it was crap. Bases loaded with your 3-hitter at the plate, you don't want productive outs. You want a 2-run single; you want a bases-clearing double; if you're greedy you want a grand slam. You want that hitter to effectively end the game with one swing. After all, that's why you put him in a run-producing spot in the lineup. And you certainly don't want or expect him to be swinging at the first pitch and rolling it over. Show some goddamn patience, Teix!
Yes he brought in an insurance run, but the fact that it was only one run left the door a tiny crack open for the Sox in the bottom of the 10th. Teix isn't seeing the ball well at all early on, evidenced by his letting good pitches go by and too often swinging at junk early in the count. He's also pulling off the ball. Dude needs to get in the cage today and get his shit figured out between his hands and his hips, because right now they are not on the same page.
- There's also something funny about Jeter's swing right now, like he's a little bit in front of the ball. In the 3 games he was grounding an awful lot of balls to shortstop and not going the other way to right, which is his calling card. His balance might be a tick off at the plate right now too, but given his track record of consistency, it's not something that should be a huge concern.
- Good stat from George King in today's Post: "Last night's victory was the Yankees' 17th straight regular-season win when the score was tied at the end of seven innings. That is the longest win streak in the modern era in games that were tied at the end of the seventh inning, passing the record set by the 1906 Giants."
Looks like all that working out while watching the replay of your Game 3 meltdown against the Angels didn't do shit, huh? Unless you count mastering the ability to repeat that meltdown over and over again.
Even in just the 3rd game of the year, there is something so gratifying about watching Papelbon have to give up the ball and walk off the field with his head down. If I had a magic lamp with a genie inside, my first wish would be to have the ability to conjure up that image of a beaten and defeated Papelbon whenever I wanted.
** Check back for series recap and early snap judgments tomorrow morning. **
In case you haven't noticed, The Artist Formerly Known as David Ortiz is 0-7 in his first 2 games of 2010. But when that fact was mentioned to him after last night's game by reporters, he brushed it off as nothing to worry about.
"You guys wait till [expletive] happens, then you can talk [expletive]. Two [expletive] games, and already you [expletives] are going crazy."
"What's up with that, man? [Expletive]. [Expletive] 160 games left. That's a [expletive]. One of you [expletives] got to go ahead and hit for me." (courtesy of ESPN.com)
There you have it. Just vintage Big Sloppi right there. The same cheerful, carefree attitude that endeared him to Red Sox fans and baseball fans nationwide back when he first joined the team in 2003 and put up gargantuan, steroid-inflated statistics to lead to the Sox to 2 fraudulent World Series titles.
Good to see he hasn't lost that childish love for the game and isn't feeling any pressure to rebound from last season's diminished numbers that almost assuredly signaled he was finally off of performance-enhancing drugs and was now exposed as an older, slower player whose natural hitting skills were never that great to begin with.
I mean, if Ortiz was upset about his slow start he probably would have lashed out at those reporters in a profanity-laced tirade full of F-bombs, Mother F-bombs, S-words, and who knows what else? But no, that's not the David Ortiz Way. He's just going to stay positive, stay focused, and go about his business with a smile on his face the same way he's done for the last 7 years. And at the end of the season, when he's hitting .215 with 18-22 HRs, 70 RBIs, and a category-D OPS, all those reporters are going to feel pretty stupid for ever questioning Big Sloppi this early in the season.
Well it wasn't pretty last night, but a win's a win. Some thoughts:
- Even after just 2 games, Robinson Cano looks better at the plate than he ever has to start a season. He has perfect balance to his swing and is seeing the ball well, both good signs that point to him having a productive year from the 5-spot since it usually takes a month or two for him to hit this well.
- Not a bad start for A.J. He was in and out of trouble all night, but also didn't get any help from his defense with 3 errors. In the 4th and 5th innings especially he showed the ability to bear down and make pitches, something that is always difficult to predict with him. 94 pitches in 5 innings isn't exactly economical, but it was still a better start than CC had on Sunday. And he and Jorge got along; all together now; "Awwwwwwwwwwwww!"
- I complain about Marcus Thames being inserted into the lineup for Gardner in just the second game and he gets a walk and a strikeout, ho-hum. When you're right, you're right.
- Very solid 2 innings from Ace. Those innings were big considering Chan Ho Park was out with a severe case of "Joe probably didn't want to use him in a high-pressure situation again after he shit the bed on Sunday night" AKA "the flu" and it was good to see Ace work multiple innings and throw a decent number of pitches to test his back.
- Joba?! There you are!! Hadn't seen you in a while, buddy. How ya been? You gonna stick around for a while?
- I've said it before and I'll say it again, nobody in the Boston bullpen scares me. If you can get their starters out early, you can do damage against anybody in that 'pen
Per ESPN NY's Yankees blog, there is tonight's lineup. Usual suspects 1-6, but then we get to the bottom third.
7) Nick Swisher- RF 8) Marcus Thames- LF 9) Curtis Granderson- CF
Is Joe fucking serious? Second game of the year and we're already playing these lefty pitcher matchup games with C-Grand and Gardner? Can't we at least let these guys get a few at-bats against lefties before everyone decides they can't hit them. Or even ONE at-bat?!
And not for nothing, but it's not like Marcus Thames was crushing the ball this spring, off of lefties or righties. You could at least bat Granderson ahead of Thames since he's supposedly your everyday centerfielder and an All Star-caliber player. If I'm Gardner and Granderson, I'm ripshit mad right now.
Someone needs to wake Joe up and tell him it ain't Spring Training anymore. Put your best 9 out there and play to win. Stop fucking around and giving everybody more practices innings/at-bats to "prove themselves."
Tonight's the big night! A.J. and Jorge, together again. How will they work together? Will Burnett throw a perfect game? How many times will Jorge visit the mound? Will A.J. get shelled? Will the 2 get in a fist fight out there?
More importantly, which pitcher will we see tonight? Dr. A.J., the one who calmly attacks the zone and works both sides of the plate with his fastball to set up the killer curve for his out pitch? Or Mr. Burnett, the cranky, whiny little bitch who can't throw strikes and spends the whole game muttering to himself in between four-pitch walks and first-pitch doubles off the wall?
One start never defines a season, but in A.J.'s case and with his past record of inconsistency, it's more important for him to have a good outing today and get off on the right foot in 2010 rather than fire up the question mill from the press just three days into the season. I'd say that's even more important than the Yanks actually winning the game.
- Speaking of pitchers, the Red Sox must have thought more of Josh Beckett's Opening Night performance that the rest of us did, as they decided to sign him to a 4-year, $68 million extension yesterday.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a bit of a steep price to pay for a guy with a 9.64 ERA and a 2.36 WHIP right now. Then again, if you subscribe to the Joe Morgan theory of pitching, Beckett's bad start on Sunday night won't count towards his final numbers and those numbers will be better than whatever they actually show at the end of the season.
River Ave. Blues is one of the places I go most often for my Yankee insight, but today's post by Mike Axisa about Chan Ho Park's performance last night and what it implied about the state of the bullpen was more than a little disconcerting. Below are some of the highlights and my comments.
Last night’s game represented Phase I of a bullpen experiment. With 2009’s primary setup man moving into the rotation, Joe Girardi will have to go through the sometimes painful motions of figuring out who belongs where in the bullpen pecking order again this year.
Ummm, isn’t that was Spring Training was for? I know it's mainly to get these guys stretched out and give them time to find their stuff again, but shouldn't you also be working on getting them into situations where you might want to use them in the regular season to see how they react and how they perform? The regular season, when record does matter, isn't the time for experimentation.
Much like 2009, David Robertson was brought into a sticky situation – a strikeout situation – in the 6th inning, but Girardi opted to deploy Chan Ho Park in the 7th inning even though Robertson had thrown just six pitches....
Because why bother continuing to use a pitcher who had just worked out of trouble with minimal effort, and who has a track record from last season of coming through in pressure situations when you've got other untested options in the bullpen?
What I really want to touch on is why Park was brought into the game in that spot anyway.
Touch away, Mike. I'm still trying to figure that one out. Maybe you can help.
Robertson had thrown just those six pitches, and had plenty more in the tank if Girardi wanted to give him at least start the 7th.
Don't remind me.
Instead, the manager needed to begin the process of figuring out who are going to be the team’s late inning, hold a small lead in a big game relievers.
No, no, no, no, a thousand times NO!! The manager should have taken care of that already in Spring Training. Once it's the regular season it’s about wins and losses. If people still need to be test driven in the regular season to see if they've got the stones to pitch when it matters, then they shouldn't be on the 25-man roster. When the games matter, and even though it's just one game, last night still mattered, you play to win the game. Tell 'em, Herm.
See? Even Herm says it. Thank you, Herm.
It’s not always going to (be) pretty, and there will be plenty of times when such an audition costs the team a game, which is exactly what happened last night.
Plenty of times? Plenty??? There damn well better not be plenty. Pretty much every reputable Yankee blog, including RAB, and some of the disreputable ones, like this one, predicted the Yankee bullpen to be a strength for the team this year. So why are we now being told that there are going to be "plenty" of times where these guys fuck up and it's OK because the bullpen rotation has to get figured out?
But as we’ve seen in the past two years, we’re looking at short-terms losses for long-term gains.....
Actually, what we've seen the last 2 years is that certain guys couldn't get the job done, they cost the team many potential wins, and they got their sorry asses shipped outta town for guys that could. We shouldn’t have to be dealing with that nonsense this season. We should be skipping the short-term losses and heading right to long-term gains because on paper we have a group of talented, composed, veteran relievers who have gotten the job done before. And instead of screwing around and getting everybody playing time like this is the Little League World Series, we (Joe) should be sticking with guys who are playing well and work towards holding leads and winning games.
Easing Park into it by starting him out in lower leveraged innings may sound like a good idea, but that just prolongs the process. He’s 36-years-old, not some rookie that has to learn the ropes. He should know the routine and know what’s expected of him. There’s no sense in dragging this out, run Park out there in this big spots in April and let’s see what he’s got.
That logic is precisely why Park should have never been brought into the game last night. He isn't some greenhorn kid out of Triple-A that needs to be tested. He's a veteran who should know how to pitch and how to pitch in pressure situations. He doesn't need to be eased into this situations just like nobody in the Yankee bullpen should need to be eased into situations.
In case everybody's forgotten, except for Mitre all of these guys pitched in the playoffs last year!!! They all pitched in the World Series!!! And some of them pitched WELL!!!! Joe shouldn't have to "run anybody out there" from this group. He should be sticking with who's pitching well until that guy gets into trouble or faces an unfavorable matchup that dictates a change.
Is there a chance he’s the next LaTroy Hawkins? Sure, but right now we have no idea. He didn’t get off to a good start last night, but one outing and 22 pitches isn’t enough of anything to base a decision on. He’ll get another chance to prove himself, probably this series, and that’s just the next step in determining his value to the 2010 New York Yankees.
Fair enough, but that shouldn't be the point when it comes to a guy like Park and Joe should know that. We, and he, should know what to expect from Park and what to expect from all the guys in the bullpen. Sure Park sucked the big one last night, but that's not the point either. The point is that this discussion about guys figuring out their roles is not a discussion we should be having.
The time for open tryouts has come and gone with the passing of March; now it's the time to focus on winning games and last night Joe did not make managerial decisions that helped his team win the game when it came to his pitching staff. Whether he did it on purpose to test Park or not is irrelevant. The important thing is that Joe could have, and probably should have, stuck with a pitcher who had only thrown 6 pitches and who has shown multiple times that he's got the stuff to get out of trouble and hold leads and he didn't.
Now I know there's a ton more baseball to be played and I have all the confidence in the world that the bullpen will be fine, but we can't all sit here and play off bad managerial decisions and then justify them with this kind of weak, babying logic when it comes to Chan Ho Park or any of the guys in the bullpen. We aren't dealing with Jeremy Bleich and Humberto Sanchez out there. The bullpen sucked last night, plain and simple, and it was the one decision made by Joe that triggered the start of all that suckiness. Call it what it was and hand out criticism appropriately.
- To the untrained eye it probably looked like CC was cruising last night when it was 5-1 Yanks after 5 innings. But in reality, Sabathia struggled all night and his final line (5.1 IP, 6 H, 2 BB, 5 ER, 4 K, 104 pitches, 58 strikes) didn't look much better than Josh Beckett's. He was inconsistent with his fastball command all night and got behind in too many counts. And with his off-speed stuff not being at its best yet, that's not something you can afford to do against a veteran Major League lineup.
- By the time the end of the 5th and early 6th inning came around, it was clear even to the untrained eye that CC was done. His control was completely gone, his velocity was down, and his mechanics were awful as he was falling off to the right way more than usual. If it was that obvious to me sitting at home watching on ESPN, then why the hell wasn't it obvious to Joe Girardi, who had a front row seat?
I can appreciate wanting to get your ace lefty another matchup against a lefty hitter. But when he's just given up a leadoff walk and a hard hit ball for a double and now he's facing the most dangerous righty hitter in the lineup, you have to take him out. This "one game either way" stuff that Joe is spouting in the papers today is the classic sound of a guy trying to gloss over his mistake. The bottom line is, Joe left CC out there too long and the 3rd, 4th, and 5th runs given up in the 6th inning are on Joe. It may only be one game, but it's a game that could have, and should have been won.
- Joe's other blunder was taking Robertson out after the 6th and going with Chan Ho Park. I get that Park is the big free agent signing, and I get that everybody on the Yankees management team wants to suck his dick after the World Series last year, but sooner or later people need to realize that Dave Robertson is a beast. Sure he gave up the leadoff single to Adrian Beltre, but that run was probably going to score anyway. His stuff looked great and he got out of the inning with minimal effort. He's young, he's tough, and he's got a killer fastball-curve combination; he should have been starting the 7th inning. How quickly everyone forgets that Robertson led the AL in K/9 IP last season. Let Robertson pitch and maybe that 2-run homer from Pedroia never happens.
- OK, now onto some positive things. Nick Johnson and Curtis Granderson both looked pretty good in their first games with the Yanks. Johnson was 0-3, but drew 2 walks and saw a lot of pitches and Granderson took a lot of good swings (especially his homer in the 2nd) and seemed to see the ball well from both righties and lefties. His play in center was also strong. Not a bad debut at all.
- Cano looked good hitting in the 5-hole last night, going 2-5 with a run scored, a ribbie, and a double. But he saw only 9 pitches in his 5 at-bats, so he still needs to work on his patience at the plate in certain situations.
- Getting some range to his right also wouldn't hurt if Cano is trying to win a Gold Glove this year. Seriously, how many balls hit up or near the middle just made it under his glove? That ain't gonna help the old UZR right there.
- Jorge looked every bit the player he has been for the majority of his career last night, and that's both a good and bad thing. He was 3-4 with a HR, 2 RBIs, and a walk at the plate, and had a brutal passed ball that allowed the eventual game-winning run to score in the 7th. I love Jorge as much as anybody on the Yankees, but you can't try and tell me that Jesus Montero is going to be a worse defensive catcher than Jorge.
-And what the hell got into the bottom of both teams' lineups last night? Mike Cameron and Marco Scutaro getting clutch hits? Brett Gardner smacking RBI singles and stealing home? It was like bizzaro world with all these "defensive" guys putting up big numbers.
- The Red Sox bullpen, despite nailing down the game in the 8th and 9th when they had to, looked very beatable last night, giving up 4 hits, 3 walks, and 2 earned runs over 4.1 innings while striking out only 1 batter. Ramon Ramirez was awful, Hideki Okajima's stuff has dulled like a golf pencil over time, and even Daniel Bard still doesn't seem to have it all figured out, as evidenced by his 4-pitch walk to Nick Johnson in the 8th last night. All indications are Manny Delcarmen isn't at his best yet this year either, so that at least bodes well for the Yankees as this series and season moves forward.
- The Yankee 'pen wasn't much better last night, allowing 6 hits, 2 walks, 4 runs (3 ER), and also just 1 K over 2.2 IP. The big holes were Park and Marte, both of whom looked scared to death out on the mound and could not command their fastballs at all. Joba started off OK but then got into trouble when he allowed a base runner and focused too much on him instead of the batters. If he's going to lock down the 8th-inning spot he needs to improve that facet of his game and get back to blowing people away instead of throwing over to first and picking corners.
- There is truth to Girardi's statement that "it's one game either way" and last night certainly isn’t going to make or break the season. But it's never good, especially in the shark-infested media waters of NY, to start off the season with such a poor pitching effort. Marte and Park will get it together and CC will be fine moving forward; you just hate to see leads given up like that.
6:55PM- And we're live from the living room of my apartment that still smells a little bit like deep fry from the mound of dishes in my sink that haven't been washed since Friday. I'm joined by approximately 50 beers (let's hope I don't have to drink all of them) and the boys at Baseball Tonight with Jon and Joe soon to follow.
Just a quick aside before we get into the game. I know they had some serious Red Sox ass kissing to replace with the loss of Peter Gammons, but ESPN hiring Nomar and now Curt Schilling is just ridiculous. At this point, they might as well sign Terry Francona to be the guest host and do every show live from the Green Monster.
7:00PM- Nomar picks Boston to win the World Series. Just go home, you clown. Even more of a shocker, One Nut Kruk actually picked the Yankees. They cut the cameras away from the BBTN set just before Nomar and Ravech started beating Kruk over the head.
7:01PM- That animated opening on ESPN could not have been worse if they tried. Seriously, is this game being played at the Disney complex? This is serious goddamn business here!
7:02PM- Thank God we've got Orel Hershiser in the booth tonight to provide some levity and some intelligent insight for a change. I guess not all of ESPN's baseball-related personnel decisions are bad ones.
7:08PM- The obligatory Fenway Park montage with "Shipping Up To Boston" in the background. That's become almost as big a Boston sports tradition as "Sweet Caroline" in the 7th inning stretch.
7:11PM- Morgan tries to justify Beckett's higher ERA last year by saying it was because of his poor starts where he allowed 5, 6, or 7 earned runs. According to Joe, somehow those starts don't count and Beckett's numbers were actually better than that. Whatever, Joe. Whatever.
7:13PM- Jeter, Johnson, and Teix go down 1-2-3 on 7 pitches and Beckett's 2010 ERA is perfect!! At least Johnson didn't hurt himself.
7:17PM- Now Morgan is comparing CC and Beckett to Sandy Koufax and Juan Marichal. I know it's Opening Night, Joe, but tone it down a little. Let's see how these 2 pitch for more than an inning before we start comparing them to the all-time greats.
7:22- CC looks good early. Pounding the strike zone with fastballs to get ahead and the off-speed stuff looks pretty good for a first start. He sets the Sox down in order in the bottom of the 1st.
7:27PM- ESPN breaks in to tell us Donovan McNabb has been traded to the Redskins. Who gives a fuck? Fuck you, Philadelphia Eagles and fuck you, Adam Schefter. How dare you conduct important sports business on this, the most holiest of days? Nothing should be more important than Yankees-Red Sox, even if it is only the first game of the year. And don't even get me started on the women's NCAA Tournament. That's hardly even a sport.
7:29- Just as I was getting ready to write about how the Yankees aren't putting good swings on hittable pitches, Jorge juices a 2-1 fastball off Pesky's Pole and the Yanks lead 1-0. Thanks, Jorge. Good to see somebody doesn't have too much adrenaline going.
7:31PM- BOOOOOOM!!!! C-Grand jacks one to deep right center on a 3-2 fastball and it's 2-0. Beckett getting way too much of the plate with his fastball and the Yankees are just sitting on it right now. How's that for a first Yankee at-bat? Somebody tell me what Sterling's home run call for Granderson was.
7:35PM- Back-to-back singles by Swish and Gardner and it's back around to The Captain. Beckett can't find the plate with his off-speed pitches and the Yanks are teeing off on the fastball. Not exactly Koufax-ish or Marichal-esque if you ask me.
7:38PM- Beckett is finally out of it after almost 30 pitches in the inning. Brett Gardner almost beat out the play at 2nd. That dude is fast.
7:46PM- Leadoff double by Youk and a groundout by Big Sloppi. The long rest between innings might have hurt CC. His fastball command isn't what it was in the first inning and he's fallen behind both guys 3-1. Understandable when he still isn't fully stretched out from Spring Training, but certainly not something you want when you just gave him a 2-run lead.
7:50PM- After his run-scoring sac fly, Jon and Joe can't stop waxing poetic about Adrian Beltre and his supposed power. Newsflash, fellas. His only good year was in 2004 when he was playing for a new contract. He's never hit over .300, never hit more than 30 HRs, and never driven in more than 100 runs since that because he's lazy and he fucking sucks.
7:51PM- Sabathia gets Drew on a 3-2 fastball on the corner and gets out of the inning with the lead intact. After a leadoff double you'll take that if you're a Yankee fan. Especially with the 2-3-4 hitters coming up.
8:00PM- The Yanks waste a leadoff walk by Nick Johnson with a pop up by Teix and a GIDP by A-Rod. So much for setting the table. GET A-ROD OUTTA HERE!!! HE'S A BUM!!!!
8:02PM- Don't know if anybody noticed or even cares, but CC changed his spikes between innings. He was wearing gray ones and now he's got black ones on. Someone tell the trio in the booth to stop talking about nothing and get somebody on that story! How is there no on-field reporter for this?
8:03PM- The new cleats didn't seem to help. CC walks Mike Cameron on 5 pitches.
8:04PM- Can someone explain to me how Nick Green is a key departure for the Red Sox? Or how Bill Hall is a key addition? From living out here in the greater Milwaukee area now, I can tell you for a fact that nobody was sad to see Bill Hall go. He's one of those rare breeds of third basemen who can't hit or field so if Boston is counting on getting big production from Bill Hall this year then they are in big fucking trouble.
8:06PM- A-Rod doubles off Cameron on a line drive out by Marco Scutaro. Cameron looked like he was safe. Hey, it's early in the season for the umps too.
8:11PM- One question: What the fuck is LeBron James doing in a private booth watching this game? How do the people at Fenway allow that to happen? He almost single-handedly brought the Cavs back to beat the Celtics today. Second question: What the fuck is he doing there with Dr. Dre? Doesn't he have to check that with Jay-Z first to make sure it's OK. And third question: Why the fuck is Dr. Dre wearing a Red Sox jersey? That ain't west coast, dawg. Sheeeeeeeeeeyiiiit!!
Oh BTW, Robinson Cano doubled off the left field wall and got moved over to 3rd by Jorge. Maybe I should pay attention to the game again.
8:16PM- Swish draws a 2-out walk and Gardy comes up with a chance to drive in a run. It's only the first game but you have to think everybody is judging every Gardner at-bat to determine if he can produce enough to play every day. I know Randy Winn is interested right now.
8:21PM- And Gardner comes through! RBI single to left after a brilliant 8-pitch at-bat. Winn and Marcus Thames better get real comfortable on that bench. Beckett follows up his loss in his battle with Gardner by almost hitting Jeter. Classy guy, that Beckett.
8:23PM- RBI single for Jeter and the Yanks lead 4-1. They are locked in on Beckett again. His command of his fastball and sharpness on his off-speed stuff just seem to come and go. Scott Schoenweis is now up in the Red Sox bullpen. I doubt I spelled his name right but he pitches for Boston so who cares?
8:25PM- And the Yankees pull a perfect double steal and Gardner takes home for a 5-1 lead!! When's the last time you saw the Yankees pull that move? Kudos to Victor Martinez for throwing down to 2nd. Thanks for that, chief. Johnson goes down on strikes but the damage is done. Let's see how CC responds in the bottom of the inning after another long break.
8:30PM- Great play by Teix at first and great play covering by CC to just get Pedroia at first. For a big fat guy CC can move and he's definitely a great athlete. Even in those parachute pants.
8:33PM- 3 up, 3 down for Carsten and we're onto the 5th inning. He's looking good for at least 6, maybe 7. Can't say the same for Beckett.
8:35PM- What's more useless? Interviewing NBA coaches between quarters or interviewing baseball managers between innings? I don't think I've ever gotten any valuable information from either and tonight's discussions with Joe and Terry Francona were no different.
8:37PM- FINALLY!!!! Some valuable info from the broadcast team as they tell us that Beckett has only gotten 2 swings and misses on almost 80 pitches to this point. That's less Sandy Koufax and more Carlos Silva for Beckett.
8:40PM- Teix and The Horse are a combined 0-6 tonight and both have popped up for outs on fastballs right down the middle. Thank God for Brett Gardner, huh?
8:46PM- A Cano single and a Posada walk and we've got us another 2-out rally. That's all for Beckett and now I'll get to see how good my spelling was on Scott Schoenweis.
8:49PM- Damn! Missed the second "e" in Schoeneweis. Oh well.
8:51PM- Schoeneweis fans Granderson and saves Beckett's bacon to get out of the 5th. In case you're keeping score at home, Granderson is now batting .000 against lefties this year.
8:56PM- I'll admit it, I do like the ESPN Axis thing. It's always cool when they switch from one camera view to another. Doesn't matter if it's baseball, basketball, football; it works every time to show the situation that the announcers are talking about. Well done, ESPN. Now give us fans more stuff like that and less Coors Light 6-Pack of Questions with Mark Schlereth.
9:04PM- CC gets the first 2 batters in the inning then forgets about getting the 7-8-9 hitters out, allows 3 straight singles, and Gardner throws one away to make it 5-2 Yanks with the runners moving up to 2nd and 3rd on the error. Big at-bat here for Ellsbury.
9:07PM- And CC freezes him with the curve. Jacoby didn't look too athletic right there. Suck it, Nike!
9:10PM- Final line on Beckett- 4.2 IP, 8 H, 3 BB, 5 ER, 1 K, 94 pitches, 54 strikes. "OOOF" and "DA!", ladies and gentlemen.
9:15PM- The Captain greets Ramon Ramirez rudely with a single up the middle and chops another digit off the countdown to 3,000 hits.
9:17PM- Johnson smokes one but right at Cameron in center and that's it for the top of the 6th. If there has been a more unathletic-looking player on the Yankees in the last 15 years than Nick Johnson, I can't think of who it is. He looks like the fat priest from "Constantine" who gets possessed and then freaks out and dies in the liquor store when all the booze starts coming out of him.
Whenever he retires from baseball, Johnson can definitely have a career playing "Fat Security Guard #2" in action movies.
9:21PM- CC walks Pedroia to lead off the bottom of the inning. His fastball command continues to be sketchy at best. Of course it doesn't help when the guy you're pitching to is so small that he barely has a strike zone.
9:22PM- Dangerous territory here for CC; 90+ pitches, a runner on, and the heart of the order coming up for Boston. He seems to be running of out gas pretty quickly and Dave Robertson is up in the 'pen.
9:27PM- A horrible decision by Joe leads to 2 runs for the Sox. CC gave up a double to Martinez on a terrible changeup and instead of taking him out, Joe sends Eiland out to talk to him and lets him pitch to Youkilis. Youkilis triples to right thanks to a terrible angle by Swish and it's 5-4 Yanks.
9:30PM- Somebody needs to tell Joe that this isn't Spring Training anymore. You can't fuck around and try to set up a lefty-lefty matchup when you have a dangerous righty who also happens to be the best hitter on the other team at the plate with 2 runners on in scoring position. Awful. Just awful.
9:33PM- Robertson gives up a first-pitch single and CC gets his 5th run tacked onto his total. Not much Robertson could do there. It's already been 2 1/2 hours and now we're back to square one. I'd be more upset if I didn't have 3 more innings of the Red Sox bullpen to look forward to.
9:36PM- Robertson gets out of the rest of the inning unscathed. Yanks have 3-4-5 hitters coming up in the 7th.
One last bit on CC. He looked like he was rolling along with a 5-1 lead. But the truth was he was struggling with his command just as much as Beckett did and his high pitch count was indicative of that. It's obvious he isn't at full strength yet with how quickly he tired and lost it in the 5th and 6th innings and as the manager, Joe needs to see that and get him out immediately.
There's no need to work on a lefty-lefty matchup when your guy isn't out there with anything. You risk getting him hurt with a muscle pull or taking a comebacker off the body, and more imporantly, you risk blowing the lead. Thankfully CC didn't get hurt, but now the 4-run lead is back to a tie, the crowd is back in the game, and the Red Sox have a little confidence going forward. A Spring Training move in a regular season game by Joe and it cost his team the lead.
9:40PM- A leadoff walk to Teix, a first-pitch double for The Horse, and the Yankees are back in business. He didn't miss a homer by much on that shot. And that'll be all for Ramon Ramirez as Okajima is coming in to face Cano. It may be the first game of the year, but this baby looks to have all the makings of a typical Yanks-Sox late-summer 4 1/2-hour epic.
9:44PM- Teix is running on contact and scores on the Cano groundout. It wasn't ideal but it gets a run in. A-Rod also moves up to third on the play. Lots of good base running by the Yankees tonight.
9:45PM- And the good base running is rewarded with an RBI single by Jorge. Just like that the Yankees are back up 7-5. Jorge doesn't look like he's lost any bat speed tonight, even at 38. His hands have looked quick through the zone and he's keyed in to everything the pitchers have been trying to do.
9:49PM- Orel telling it like it is as he calls the Red Sox 'pen out for "wetting the bed" in this inning. ESPN didn't cut his mic off so he'll probably get his wee-wee spanked after the game by the suits for bad mouthing the socks. Swish-a-licious grounds into a DP to end the inning. Poo. Here comes the 7th inning stretch with Steven Tyler singing "God Bless America."
9:52PM- Jesus H. Christ, that was awful. I saw Aerosmith last summer and after that show I was pretty sure they were done. After watching Tyler struggle through that, I'm certain they are done. Dude just doesn't have the pipes anymore. A tip of the cap to that tight little number that harmonized with him on the ending though. Anybody know what her situation is?
9:58PM- Ellsbury goes down looking again and he's 0-4 with 2Ks. BUT DID YOU SEE HIS TIME IN THE 5-10-5 SHUTTLE DRILL?!?!?! ZOMG WHAT AN ATHLETE!!!!!!!!!!
10:00PM- And there's why you never put any value on Spring Training numbers. Park hangs one over the middle and Pedroia parks it in the Monster seats to tie it at 7. I don't want to get all racial here, but have the Yankees ever had an Asian pitcher who could handle the pressure of pitching in Boston?? Irabu couldn't do it. Wang couldn't do it. So far it doesn't look like Chan Ho Park can do it.
Is it too late to call up Mark Melancon?
10:04PM- Cano almost boots one at second and I almost shit my pants for the first time tonight. Between that and his little jog session on his single earlier tonight, I'm already starting to wonder if this fucking guy is ever going to get it.
10:05PM- Park gives up the longest double in Fenway Park history to Youkilis and that's all for him. Thank God. After the game Joe is going to have to explain why he didn't stick with Dave Robertson to at least start the inning. The guy is being talked about as the possible setup man for Mo and you're taking him out after 3 batters? Kid hadn't even thrown that many pitches!!
10:10PM- Marte hasn't looked much better. Wild pitch on the first one and then a high and tight ball on 2-1 that Jorge can't handle and the Sox take an 8-7 lead on the passed ball. Cue the walk to Ortiz and Joe makes the walk out to the mound again.
10:16PM- Joba comes in to stop the bleeding and we go to the 8th. I never should have stopped drinking. Everything was fine when I was drinking. Damn you, work!! Why do you have to make me such a responsible person?!?
10:25PM- After getting Gardner and Jeter to start the inning, Daniel Bard loses it and walks Nick Johnson on 4 straight pitches. Now he has to face Teix and possibly A-Rod with men on base. In related news, I just opened another beer.
10:27PM- Teix shatters his bat and grounds out to end the inning. The rally beer failed. Fuck.
10:34PM- Oh gee! Orel Hershiser thinks Joba looks better on the mound as a reliever. What a concept!
10:36PM- Can somebody please test Mike Cameron for PEDs again? The dude's gotta be on something.
10:40PM- Joba slowing down and getting picky with a runner on first. Some things never change. Ball 4 to Scutaro.
10:44PM- RBI single to right by Pedroia straight out of the Derek Jeter School of Going The Other Way. There's the insurance run Boston needed. Yanks are really going to need some magic to get 2+ runs off of Papelbon. Even though he is the same guy who choked away Game 3 of their ALDS series against Anaheim last year.
10:54PM- Base hit from Jorge and there's still life for the Yankees with C-Grand coming up. He could become a fan favorite already right here if he can do something big.
10:56PM- Granderson grounds out and that'll do it.
Great start but CC ran out of gas quick, Joe couldn't pull his head out of the sand fast enough to realize it, and the bullpen put up an absolutely horrid performance.
That's all I care to say about the game right now. Check back tomorrow morning for more Opening Night analysis. Thanks for playing along tonight, kids. I'm out.
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