Hey Jon, Tell Me How C-Grand's Ass Tastes!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Looks like all that working out while watching the replay of your Game 3 meltdown against the Angels didn't do shit, huh?  Unless you count mastering the ability to repeat that meltdown over and over again.

Even in just the 3rd game of the year, there is something so gratifying about watching Papelbon have to give up the ball and walk off the field with his head down.  If I had a magic lamp with a genie inside, my first wish would be to have the ability to conjure up that image of a beaten and defeated Papelbon whenever I wanted.

** Check back for series recap and early snap judgments tomorrow morning. **