AB4AR's Opening Night Yanks-Sox Live Blog

6:55PM- And we're live from the living room of my apartment that still smells a little bit like deep fry from the mound of dishes in my sink that haven't been washed since Friday.  I'm joined by approximately 50 beers (let's hope I don't have to drink all of them) and the boys at Baseball Tonight with Jon and Joe soon to follow.

Just a quick aside before we get into the game.  I know they had some serious Red Sox ass kissing to replace with the loss of Peter Gammons, but ESPN hiring Nomar and now Curt Schilling is just ridiculous.  At this point, they might as well sign Terry Francona to be the guest host and do every show live from the Green Monster.

7:00PM- Nomar picks Boston to win the World Series.  Just go home, you clown.  Even more of a shocker, One Nut Kruk actually picked the Yankees.  They cut the cameras away from the BBTN set just before Nomar and Ravech started beating Kruk over the head.

7:01PM- That animated opening on ESPN could not have been worse if they tried.  Seriously, is this game being played at the Disney complex?  This is serious goddamn business here!

7:02PM- Thank God we've got Orel Hershiser in the booth tonight to provide some levity and some intelligent insight for a change.  I guess not all of ESPN's baseball-related personnel decisions are bad ones.

7:08PM- The obligatory Fenway Park montage with "Shipping Up To Boston" in the background.  That's become almost as big a Boston sports tradition as "Sweet Caroline" in the 7th inning stretch.

7:11PM- Morgan tries to justify Beckett's higher ERA last year by saying it was because of his poor starts where he allowed 5, 6, or 7 earned runs.  According to Joe, somehow those starts don't count and Beckett's numbers were actually better than that.  Whatever, Joe.  Whatever.

7:13PM- Jeter, Johnson, and Teix go down 1-2-3 on 7 pitches and Beckett's 2010 ERA is perfect!!  At least Johnson didn't hurt himself.

7:17PM- Now Morgan is comparing CC and Beckett to Sandy Koufax and Juan Marichal.  I know it's Opening Night, Joe, but tone it down a little.  Let's see how these 2 pitch for more than an inning before we start comparing them to the all-time greats.

7:22- CC looks good early.  Pounding the strike zone with fastballs to get ahead and the off-speed stuff looks pretty good for a first start.  He sets the Sox down in order in the bottom of the 1st.

7:27PM- ESPN breaks in to tell us Donovan McNabb has been traded to the Redskins.  Who gives a fuck?  Fuck you, Philadelphia Eagles and fuck you, Adam Schefter.  How dare you conduct important sports business on this, the most holiest of days?  Nothing should be more important than Yankees-Red Sox, even if it is only the first game of the year.  And don't even get me started on the women's NCAA Tournament.  That's hardly even a sport.

7:29- Just as I was getting ready to write about how the Yankees aren't putting good swings on hittable pitches, Jorge juices a 2-1 fastball off Pesky's Pole and the Yanks lead 1-0.  Thanks, Jorge.  Good to see somebody doesn't have too much adrenaline going.

7:31PM- BOOOOOOM!!!!  C-Grand jacks one to deep right center on a 3-2 fastball and it's 2-0.  Beckett getting way too much of the plate with his fastball and the Yankees are just sitting on it right now.  How's that for a first Yankee at-bat?  Somebody tell me what Sterling's home run call for Granderson was.

7:35PM- Back-to-back singles by Swish and Gardner and it's back around to The Captain.  Beckett can't find the plate with his off-speed pitches and the Yanks are teeing off on the fastball.  Not exactly Koufax-ish or Marichal-esque if you ask me.

7:38PM- Beckett is finally out of it after almost 30 pitches in the inning.  Brett Gardner almost beat out the play at 2nd.  That dude is fast.

7:46PM- Leadoff double by Youk and a groundout by Big Sloppi.  The long rest between innings might have hurt CC.  His fastball command isn't what it was in the first inning and he's fallen behind both guys 3-1.  Understandable when he still isn't fully stretched out from Spring Training, but certainly not something you want when you just gave him a 2-run lead.

7:50PM- After his run-scoring sac fly, Jon and Joe can't stop waxing poetic about Adrian Beltre and his supposed power.  Newsflash, fellas.  His only good year was in 2004 when he was playing for a new contract.  He's never hit over .300, never hit more than 30 HRs, and never driven in more than 100 runs since that because he's lazy and he fucking sucks.

7:51PM- Sabathia gets Drew on a 3-2 fastball on the corner and gets out of the inning with the lead intact.  After a leadoff double you'll take that if you're a Yankee fan.  Especially with the 2-3-4 hitters coming up.

8:00PM- The Yanks waste a leadoff walk by Nick Johnson with a pop up by Teix and a GIDP by A-Rod.  So much for setting the table.  GET A-ROD OUTTA HERE!!!  HE'S A BUM!!!!

8:02PM- Don't know if anybody noticed or even cares, but CC changed his spikes between innings.  He was wearing gray ones and now he's got black ones on.  Someone tell the trio in the booth to stop talking about nothing and get somebody on that story!  How is there no on-field reporter for this?

8:03PM- The new cleats didn't seem to help.  CC walks Mike Cameron on 5 pitches.

8:04PM- Can someone explain to me how Nick Green is a key departure for the Red Sox?  Or how Bill Hall is a key addition?  From living out here in the greater Milwaukee area now, I can tell you for a fact that nobody was sad to see Bill Hall go.  He's one of those rare breeds of third basemen who can't hit or field so if Boston is counting on getting big production from Bill Hall this year then they are in big fucking trouble.

8:06PM- A-Rod doubles off Cameron on a line drive out by Marco Scutaro.  Cameron looked like he was safe.  Hey, it's early in the season for the umps too.

8:11PM- One question:  What the fuck is LeBron James doing in a private booth watching this game?  How do the people at Fenway allow that to happen?  He almost single-handedly brought the Cavs back to beat the Celtics today.  Second question:  What the fuck is he doing there with Dr. Dre?  Doesn't he have to check that with Jay-Z first to make sure it's OK.  And third question:  Why the fuck is Dr. Dre wearing a Red Sox jersey?  That ain't west coast, dawg.  Sheeeeeeeeeeyiiiit!! 

Oh BTW, Robinson Cano doubled off the left field wall and got moved over to 3rd by Jorge.  Maybe I should pay attention to the game again.

8:16PM- Swish draws a 2-out walk and Gardy comes up with a chance to drive in a run.  It's only the first game but you have to think everybody is judging every Gardner at-bat to determine if he can produce enough to play every day.  I know Randy Winn is interested right now.

8:21PM- And Gardner comes through!  RBI single to left after a brilliant 8-pitch at-bat.  Winn and Marcus Thames better get real comfortable on that bench.  Beckett follows up his loss in his battle with Gardner by almost hitting Jeter.  Classy guy, that Beckett.

8:23PM- RBI single for Jeter and the Yanks lead 4-1.  They are locked in on Beckett again.  His command of his fastball and sharpness on his off-speed stuff just seem to come and go.  Scott Schoenweis is now up in the Red Sox bullpen.  I doubt I spelled his name right but he pitches for Boston so who cares?

8:25PM- And the Yankees pull a perfect double steal and Gardner takes home for a 5-1 lead!!  When's the last time you saw the Yankees pull that move?  Kudos to Victor Martinez for throwing down to 2nd.  Thanks for that, chief.  Johnson goes down on strikes but the damage is done.  Let's see how CC responds in the bottom of the inning after another long break.

8:30PM- Great play by Teix at first and great play covering by CC to just get Pedroia at first.  For a big fat guy CC can move and he's definitely a great athlete.  Even in those parachute pants.

8:33PM- 3 up, 3 down for Carsten and we're onto the 5th inning.  He's looking good for at least 6, maybe 7.  Can't say the same for Beckett.

8:35PM- What's more useless? Interviewing NBA coaches between quarters or interviewing baseball managers between innings? I don't think I've ever gotten any valuable information from either and tonight's discussions with Joe and Terry Francona were no different.

8:37PM- FINALLY!!!! Some valuable info from the broadcast team as they tell us that Beckett has only gotten 2 swings and misses on almost 80 pitches to this point. That's less Sandy Koufax and more Carlos Silva for Beckett.

8:40PM- Teix and The Horse are a combined 0-6 tonight and both have popped up for outs on fastballs right down the middle. Thank God for Brett Gardner, huh?

8:46PM- A Cano single and a Posada walk and we've got us another 2-out rally. That's all for Beckett and now I'll get to see how good my spelling was on Scott Schoenweis.

8:49PM- Damn!  Missed the second "e" in Schoeneweis.  Oh well.

8:51PM- Schoeneweis fans Granderson and saves Beckett's bacon to get out of the 5th.  In case you're keeping score at home, Granderson is now batting .000 against lefties this year.

8:56PM- I'll admit it, I do like the ESPN Axis thing.  It's always cool when they switch from one camera view to another.  Doesn't matter if it's baseball, basketball, football; it works every time to show the situation that the announcers are talking about.  Well done, ESPN.  Now give us fans more stuff like that and less Coors Light 6-Pack of Questions with Mark Schlereth.

9:04PM- CC gets the first 2 batters in the inning then forgets about getting the 7-8-9 hitters out, allows 3 straight singles, and Gardner throws one away to make it 5-2 Yanks with the runners moving up to 2nd and 3rd on the error.  Big at-bat here for Ellsbury.

9:07PM- And CC freezes him with the curve.  Jacoby didn't look too athletic right there.  Suck it, Nike!

9:10PM- Final line on Beckett- 4.2 IP, 8 H, 3 BB, 5 ER, 1 K, 94 pitches, 54 strikes.  "OOOF" and "DA!", ladies and gentlemen.

9:15PM- The Captain greets Ramon Ramirez rudely with a single up the middle and chops another digit off the countdown to 3,000 hits.

9:17PM- Johnson smokes one but right at Cameron in center and that's it for the top of the 6th.  If there has been a more unathletic-looking player on the Yankees in the last 15 years than Nick Johnson, I can't think of who it is.  He looks like the fat priest from "Constantine" who gets possessed and then freaks out and dies in the liquor store when all the booze starts coming out of him.

Whenever he retires from baseball, Johnson can definitely have a career playing "Fat Security Guard #2" in  action movies.

9:21PM- CC walks Pedroia to lead off the bottom of the inning.  His fastball command continues to be sketchy at best.  Of course it doesn't help when the guy you're pitching to is so small that he barely has a strike zone.

9:22PM- Dangerous territory here for CC; 90+ pitches, a runner on, and the heart of the order coming up for Boston.  He seems to be running of out gas pretty quickly and Dave Robertson is up in the 'pen.

9:27PM- A horrible decision by Joe leads to 2 runs for the Sox.  CC gave up a double to Martinez on a terrible changeup and instead of taking him out, Joe sends Eiland out to talk to him and lets him pitch to Youkilis.  Youkilis triples to right thanks to a terrible angle by Swish and it's 5-4 Yanks. 

9:30PM- Somebody needs to tell Joe that this isn't Spring Training anymore.  You can't fuck around and try to set up a lefty-lefty matchup when you have a dangerous righty who also happens to be the best hitter on the other team at the plate with 2 runners on in scoring position.  Awful.  Just awful.

9:33PM- Robertson gives up a first-pitch single and CC gets his 5th run tacked onto his total.  Not much Robertson could do there.  It's already been 2 1/2 hours and now we're back to square one.  I'd be more upset if I didn't have 3 more innings of the Red Sox bullpen to look forward to.

9:36PM- Robertson gets out of the rest of the inning unscathed.  Yanks have 3-4-5 hitters coming up in the 7th.

One last bit on CC.  He looked like he was rolling along with a 5-1 lead.  But the truth was he was struggling with his command just as much as Beckett did and his high pitch count was indicative of that.  It's obvious he isn't at full strength yet with how quickly he tired and lost it in the 5th and 6th innings and as the manager, Joe needs to see that and get him out immediately.

There's no need to work on a lefty-lefty matchup when your guy isn't out there with anything.  You risk getting him hurt with a muscle pull or taking a comebacker off the body, and more imporantly, you risk blowing the lead.  Thankfully CC didn't get hurt, but now the 4-run lead is back to a tie, the crowd is back in the game, and the Red Sox have a little confidence going forward.  A Spring Training move in a regular season game by Joe and it cost his team the lead.

9:40PM- A leadoff walk to Teix, a first-pitch double for The Horse, and the Yankees are back in business.  He didn't miss a homer by much on that shot.  And that'll be all for Ramon Ramirez as Okajima is coming in to face Cano.  It may be the first game of the year, but this baby looks to have all the makings of a typical Yanks-Sox late-summer 4 1/2-hour epic.

9:44PM- Teix is running on contact and scores on the Cano groundout. It wasn't ideal but it gets a run in. A-Rod also moves up to third on the play. Lots of good base running by the Yankees tonight.

9:45PM- And the good base running is rewarded with an RBI single by Jorge. Just like that the Yankees are back up 7-5. Jorge doesn't look like he's lost any bat speed tonight, even at 38. His hands have looked quick through the zone and he's keyed in to everything the pitchers have been trying to do.

9:49PM- Orel telling it like it is as he calls the Red Sox 'pen out for "wetting the bed" in this inning. ESPN didn't cut his mic off so he'll probably get his wee-wee spanked after the game by the suits for bad mouthing the socks. Swish-a-licious grounds into a DP to end the inning. Poo. Here comes the 7th inning stretch with Steven Tyler singing "God Bless America."

9:52PM- Jesus H. Christ, that was awful. I saw Aerosmith last summer and after that show I was pretty sure they were done. After watching Tyler struggle through that, I'm certain they are done. Dude just doesn't have the pipes anymore. A tip of the cap to that tight little number that harmonized with him on the ending though. Anybody know what her situation is?

9:58PM- Ellsbury goes down looking again and he's 0-4 with 2Ks.  BUT DID YOU SEE HIS TIME IN THE 5-10-5 SHUTTLE DRILL?!?!?!  ZOMG WHAT AN ATHLETE!!!!!!!!!!
 
10:00PM- And there's why you never put any value on Spring Training numbers.  Park hangs one over the middle and Pedroia parks it in the Monster seats to tie it at 7.  I don't want to get all racial here, but have the Yankees ever had an Asian pitcher who could handle the pressure of pitching in Boston??  Irabu couldn't do it.  Wang couldn't do it.  So far it doesn't look like Chan Ho Park can do it.
 
Is it too late to call up Mark Melancon?
 
10:04PM- Cano almost boots one at second and I almost shit my pants for the first time tonight.  Between that and his little jog session on his single earlier tonight, I'm already starting to wonder if this fucking guy is ever going to get it.
 
10:05PM- Park gives up the longest double in Fenway Park history to Youkilis and that's all for him.  Thank God.  After the game Joe is going to have to explain why he didn't stick with Dave Robertson to at least start the inning.  The guy is being talked about as the possible setup man for Mo and you're taking him out after 3 batters?  Kid hadn't even thrown that many pitches!!

10:10PM- Marte hasn't looked much better. Wild pitch on the first one and then a high and tight ball on 2-1 that Jorge can't handle and the Sox take an 8-7 lead on the passed ball. Cue the walk to Ortiz and Joe makes the walk out to the mound again.

10:12PM- That preview I wrote for the bullpen earlier this week? Yeah, you can forget about that.

10:16PM- Joba comes in to stop the bleeding and we go to the 8th. I never should have stopped drinking. Everything was fine when I was drinking. Damn you, work!! Why do you have to make me such a responsible person?!?

10:25PM- After getting Gardner and Jeter to start the inning, Daniel Bard loses it and walks Nick Johnson on 4 straight pitches. Now he has to face Teix and possibly A-Rod with men on base. In related news, I just opened another beer.

10:27PM- Teix shatters his bat and grounds out to end the inning. The rally beer failed. Fuck.

10:34PM- Oh gee!  Orel Hershiser thinks Joba looks better on the mound as a reliever.  What a concept!

10:36PM- Can somebody please test Mike Cameron for PEDs again?  The dude's gotta be on something.

10:40PM- Joba slowing down and getting picky with a runner on first.  Some things never change.  Ball 4 to Scutaro.

10:44PM- RBI single to right by Pedroia straight out of the Derek Jeter School of Going The Other Way.  There's the insurance run Boston needed.  Yanks are really going to need some magic to get 2+ runs off of Papelbon.  Even though he is the same guy who choked away Game 3 of their ALDS series against Anaheim last year.

10:54PM- Base hit from Jorge and there's still life for the Yankees with C-Grand coming up.  He could become a fan favorite already right here if he can do something big.

10:56PM- Granderson grounds out and that'll do it.

Great start but CC ran out of gas quick, Joe couldn't pull his head out of the sand fast enough to realize it, and the bullpen put up an absolutely horrid performance.

That's all I care to say about the game right now.  Check back tomorrow morning for more Opening Night analysis.  Thanks for playing along tonight, kids.  I'm out.

Tonight's Starting Lineups

We're 4 1/2 hours away.  Here are the lineups for each team tonight:

Boston Red Sox-

1) Jacoby Ellsbury- LF

2) Dustin Pedroia- 2B

3) Victor Martinez- C

4) Kevin Youkilis- 1B

5) David Ortiz- DH

6) Adrian Beltre- 3B

7) J.D. Drew- RF

8) Mike Cameron- CF

9) Marco Scutaro- SS

SP- Josh Becket- RHP

New York Yankees-

1) Derek Jeter- SS

2) Nick Johnson- DH

3) Mark Teixeira- 1B

4) Alex Rodriguez- 3B

5) Robinson Cano- 2B

6) Jorge Posada- C

7) Curtis Granderson- CF

8) Nick Swisher- RF

9) Brett Gardner- LF

SP- CC Sabathia- LHP

Little curious as to why Francona would bat Drew 7th behind Ortiz and Beltre instead of 5th ahead of them, but hey, whatever works for him.

Be back at 8/7 for the live blog...

Yankee Blogosphere Linkapalooza For The Week That Was (March 29-April 4)

Game starts in a little over 8 hours.  Can't even focus enough to write an intro for this week's batch 'o links.  Here they are.

- Chad Jennings at LoHud breaks down the early season plan for Phil Hughes.  The Yankees seem to have learned from their mistakes with Joba last year and I expect this season to go a lot more smoothly with Hughes.

- River Ave. Blues puts all of their season preview posts together for your viewing pleasure.  I had already read all of them so I was up to date.  But if you haven't, and shame on you if you haven't, feel free to check them out so you know what the F is going on before the first pitch tonight.

- Mike Axisa at River Ave. Blues takes a look at all the potential milestones on the horizon for certain Yankees this year.  Sure the A-Rod and Jeter ones are a big deal, but I personally like the ones that Jorge could reach and the company it would put him in as a catcher.  Should be interesting to see how much HOF talk Jorge generates after he finally retires.

- Dan Reiner at Bronx Baseball Daily examines the Yankees' season schedule and points out the easier stretches and more difficult patches that await them as well as highlighting key series.  I love how the season starts and ends in Boston.  Hopefully by the time October 1 rolls around the Yankees have already reached their magic number.

- Jay at Fack Youk collects all the AL East previews they did this week with great interviews with guests representing each team.  Of course, the most important feature of this post is the fact that everybody picked the Yankees to win the division.

- Fernando Alejandro at the always hilarious Respect Jeter's Gangster discusses the last-minute preparations that some of the Yankees are going through for tonight.  Sometimes those little things are the difference between winning and losing.

- Moshe Mandel at The Yankee U checks out the group of writers who will be covering the Bombers for the new ESPN NY and he is not impressed.  I'm just shocked ESPN even allowed this site to go up.  After all, their MO is always to trash the Yankees and slurp the Red Sox, so why didn't they just go with a second ESPN Boston?

- Moshe's colleague at TYU, Chris H., discusses something once considered unthinkable in Yankeeland, that being trading Joba Chamberlain.  I wouldn't trade Joba right now, especially with the lingering injuries to Ace and Marte, but since the Yankees have made it clear that they have absolutely no clue what they're going to do with Joba long-term, talking about trading him makes just as much sense as anything else.

It ain't my best batch, but come on, it's Opening Night.  There are bigger things on the horizon today.

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It's Almost Here...

Since I'm still trying to recover from yesterday and don't feel up to making any witty remarks about how the Yankees are going to shit on Boston's face tomorrow, I'll just use this time to provide some updates on today's news.

- The 25-man roster was officially announced today and it's pretty much what everybody expected.  Boone Logan, Mark Melancon, and Jesus Montero will be on standby for now.

- Speaking of Montero being in the on-deck circle, Jorge looks to be good to go for tomorrow night, so that's a relief.

- Nick Johnson should also be G2G after fouling a ball off his leg yesterday.

One last reminder, we'll be here doing the live blog tomorrow during the game so check it out.

Ummm, Catchers Anybody?

OK, so Jorge is out with a stiff neck and Cervelli has a strained hammie.  I know I've joked for the better part of the last couple months about the road being paved for Jesus and all the signs being there, but now I think I might have fucked up and jinxed the 2 guys that the Yankees already have.  I'm sorry, God, I didn't mean to piss you off.  Especially on the anniversary of your son getting his driver's license or whatever the hell Good Friday is for.  You can cut the shenanigans now.

Seriously, who the fuck is the 3rd-string catcher?

And can somebody get Jorge and Frankie some ice?

Yankees 2010 Season Preview: The Bench

In keeping with the tradition of the last few seasons, the 2010 Yankee bench will not be stocked with All-Star or even above-league-average players.  In staying committed to their plan to keep the payroll at or near $200 million, the Yanks looked to fill the 25-man roster with young players from within the system who they believe can be productive players in limited roles and bargain basement veterans with a track record of success.  With the team almost certain to carry 12 pitchers to start the year, that leaves 4 spots open on the pine.

It starts behind the plate, where the Yankees pass the backup catcher torch to Francisco Cervelli.  We've seen cameo appearances by Cervelli before and the question has always been whether he could hit enough at the Major League level to hold a spot as a backup catcher.  When injuries to Jose Molina allowed him to get some full-time action last year, Cervelli impressed coaches and management with not only his rapport with the pitchers and ability to defend and call a good game, but also with his bat, which showed just enough pop to convince the team that he could be a full-time player.  Cervelli's role will be more important than that of your average backup catcher this year as the Yanks are looking to limit Jorge to 100-110 games so we'll have to see if his offensive numbers can hold up over more plate appearances.

The backup spots around the infield will be handled by Ramiro Pena.  With Nick Johnson, Nick Swisher, and Jorge Posada all capable of spelling Teix at first, it is the other 3 infield positions that need covering and Pena's terrific defensive abilities make him more than capable of playing second, short, and third well.  He, like Cervelli, had questions about his bat, but showed some surprising pop in limited at-bats last year.  Barring serious injury to any of the starters, Pena will only be needed to ensure that A-Rod and Jeter can get rest when they need it, so there shouldn't be much worry about whether or not Pena can produce in his at-bats.  And with the depth the lineup already has, Pena's defense should be enough to cancel out any 0-for days he has at the plate.

The outfield is where we find our last 2 bench players.  Randy Winn was a free agent brought in to compete with Brett Gardner for the everyday left fielder spot.  Gardner's terrific speed, improved bunting, and Winn's weak-hitting spring all contributed to Brett winning the spot and Randy getting the 4th outfielder role.  While he isn't expected to light the world on fire at the plate, Winn should bounce back a little from last year's horrible numbers and his ability to play above-average defense in all 3 outfield spots gives the Yankees solid defensive coverage in case of injuries or off-days.

One thing Winn does just as poorly as Gardner and Curtis Granderson is hit left-handed pitching, and that's where Marcus Thames comes in.  Thames, a former Yankee, was brought in to compete with Jamie Hoffmann for the 5th outfielder role and despite a poor showing in the spring, did just enough to earn that last spot.  Thames, a righty, will be used mostly to match up with lefties, and his past success in the Majors more than likely gave him the boost over Hoffmann.  He is a below-average outfielder, so expect to see Thames mainly as a late-game situational pinch hitter or getting starts on days where Gardner has a bad matchup.

If any of these 4 underperform or get hurt, there are viable options in Triple-A to cover them.  Kevin Russo had an impressive spring and could give Pena a run for his money if Pena doesn't hit well enough to justify his spot.  Juan Miranda has always shown promise as a hitter, but would need a lot of injury help to crack the lineup as a 1B or DH.  And guys like Greg Golson, David Winfree, and Jon Weber could see time in the outfield if injuries start piling up. 

The one wild card is The Almighty, Jesus Montero.  The Yankees don't plan to use him this year as they want him to continue to work on his catching at Triple-A.  But with Nick Johnson and Jorge Posada playing the positions he would play and both being prone to injuries, there is a chance we could see The Son in the big leagues this year.

As usual, the Yankees aren't expecting much out of their bench other than to fill in for players that need rest.  None of these 4 guys would be penciled in anywhere above 8th in the lineup, so as long as they know their roles and perform admirably when called upon, the Yanks will be happy with that.  Here's hoping that that's all these guys need to do this year.

It's Almost That Time...

Ahh yes, time to break out the music as we draw ever so close to Opening Night.  And nothing says spring time like a little Y-A-N-K-E-E-S.  Over the wall indeed.

Seriously though, can somebody put together an up-to-date picture montage for this song?  Why the hell am I still looking at Jason Giambi and Chien-Ming Wang??


P.S.- Did anybody catch AFB and Nomar on SportsCenter tonight?  Boonie picked the Yankees to make the World Series (and lose, WTF?), and Nomar picks the Red Sox.  Way to go out on a limb and be objective, fellas.  Why don't you just wear your team hats and old jerseys the next time you're on the air?

Yankees 2010 Season Preview: The Bullpen

In 2009 the Yankee bullpen was like the awkward, late-bloomer chick who flies under the radar in the looks and personality department all through high school only to go to college, grow into herself, and show up at the 5-year reunion an absolute dick wrecker. Jose Veras, Brian Bruney, and Edwar Ramirez were the bad skin, split ends, and ill-fitting clothes of the bullpen that started the year and Phil Hughes, Dave Robertson, and Damaso Marte were the makeover the team needed for the 5-year reunion.

In 2010 things are expected to be far different, as the Yankees have strengthened their bullpen that finished last season both internally and through a shrewd last-minute free agent signing. With the depth and stuff out there beyond the right field fence, the Yankees are coming into this season with the bullpen not only not being a question mark for the first time in a long time, but with it actually being considered a strength for the team.

As always, the 'pen starts off with the man, the myth, the legend, Mariano Rivera. Mo's numbers were other worldly last season when he was coming off of shoulder surgery and even though he's 40 I expect those numbers to be just as good, if not better, this season. It has been documented that Mo's velocity was down and his contact rates were up last year, both more than likely attributed to his shoulder not being at full strength due to surgery. Now that he's had time to fully recover from that, it would be logical to expect those numbers to at least hold the same rather than drop off this season, even if he is an old man. Mo is playing for a new contract and it will be interesting to see how many years the Yanks feel comfortable giving him based on this year's performance. But for the immediate future, we can all sit back, relax, and enjoy watching the best in the business continue to be just that.

The setup man position has been a revolving door since Mo took over as the full-time closer. Last year it was solidified in June with the arrival of Phil Hughes to the 'pen, but with him in the rotation this year it is once again an open competition. However, unlike years past, this year presents a crop of good, viable options to bridge the gap to Mo in the 9th. The first would be Joba Chamberlain, and although it has been confirmed that he is not guaranteed the 8th-inning spot, his track record in that role shows that he is the ideal candidate. His fastball and slider should both see their zip increase as he gets re-acquainted with the reliever's position and his adrenaline and emotion are well-suited to be a one or two-inning shutdown guy. The other guy from that same mold who could step into the setup role is Dave Robertson. Like Joba, he is a two-pitch reliever (fastball, curveball), and while he doesn't pitch with the open emotion that Joba does, his stuff is just as devastating and perfectly-tailored to be a late-game stopper.

Along with these 2 holdovers are 2 others who could see major time in late-game, shutdown situations. The first is Damaso Marte, who missed almost all of last season before coming back at the end of the regular season and then shining as arguably the Yankees' best reliever in the postseason. As the only lefty in the 'pen to start the year, Joe envisions Marte as more of a situational lefty-lefty matchup guy, but if there were a situation where multiple lefties were scheduled to bat in the 8th, Joe could very well use Marte over his other guys. Chan Ho Park is the only "new" member to the 'pen, but after pitching well against the Yankees in the World Series for Philly last year and looking fantastic in Spring Training, he has certainly shown that he could be capable of handling an 8th-inning role. As a former starter, there are lots of options with Park: one batter, one inning, two innings, etc. The most important thing about having all these options at his disposal is that it allows Joe the luxury of not over-working anybody, something he did a good job of managing last year, while still having the ability to play matchups or ride the hot hand.

The long man role is also well covered this year with the tag team of Alfredo Aceves and Sergio Mitre. They are both already stretched out from their participation in the 5th Starter Sweepstakes and can be counted on for 2+ innings in situations that call for it. Aceves is another Swiss Army knife-type pitcher who can give Joe anything from a batter or 2 to 3-4 innings. He is already experiencing some lingering back issues from last season, but with the proper rest and monitoring of his status it shouldn't be a huge deal. Mitre, despite not having the relief pedigree, has looked great in Spring Training, showcasing much better command of all his pitches and better zip and accuracy on his fastball, and appears fully recovered from Tommy John surgery. He will most likely be the first choice to provide spot starts if and when they are needed, but with his stuff he can also be a vital addition to the bullpen.

The cherry on top of this bullpen-depth-and-talent sundae may be what's waiting in the wings. If injuries or fatigue start to creep in, the Yankees are well stocked in the Minors to fill in. Mark Melancon has been groomed over the last couple years to be a Joba or Mariano-type stopper, and his two-pitch power will make him the first candidate to be called up. Boone Logan, a throw-in in the Javy Vazquez trade, and Royce Ring both performed well in the spring and would be solid options as either second lefties or replacements for Marte. And if worst came to worst, the Yankees could always go back to Jonathan Albaladejo, especially if they are looking for someone to raise the bullpen ERA and WHIP up a little bit.

The long and short of it (see what I did there?) is that the Yankees come into 2010 with a bullpen as stacked as it has been since the late 90s. On paper they have every conceivable situation covered from every conceivable angle and have enough talent and depth to confidently cover games once the starter is removed without worrying about overworking any one or two guys. Of course injuries will always cause changes to the plan, but the Yankees also have the depth to cover that as well. All in all, the bullpen should be considered a strength for the Yankees this year, and will be something that all teams have to prepare for when it comes to the Yankees shortening the game.

Is Joel Sherman Having a Bad Day?

As part of the Post's MLB season preview today, Joel Sherman had to write mini-columns about 6 things fans can expect from the Mets and the Yankees this year. I almost shit when I read Sherman's expectations for the Yankees. I'm not going to copy the whole article but you can find it here if you're looking for a downer to your day.

Holy Christ! Talk about doom and gloom. If you read through all 6 parts, basically what Joel is saying is that Joba, A.J., Andy, Granderson, Gardner, and Nick Johnson are going to play like shit.

Well thanks for that, Joel. Is anything good going to happen this season? If all that stuff came true I think the Yanks would be hard pressed to win 85-90 games let alone the division and World Series. Why don't you predict a plague of locusts and 40 days and nights of rain while you're at it?

Now I know Sherman has to write pieces like that as part of the previews and it's all meant to be in fun, but throw us a bone here, dude. You bury the point about A-Rod and Teix having MVP-caliber seasons and then don't even mention anybody else. What about CC? What about Jeter? What about Mo? What about the rest of the bullpen? Don't be afraid to make a few good predictions here and there. Have a little faith, Joel. Have a little faith!

I did like that bit about Jesus stepping in and mashing from Day 1 at catcher and at DH. You can feed me those goodies 25/8 and I'm eating all that shit up.

The power of Montero compels you!!

P.S.- If the Yankees traded Joba, Ace, and Austin Romine for John Danks I would send a pipe bomb to Brian Cashman's house.

Yankees 2010 Season Preview: The Rotation

After the disaster that was 2008, the Yankees went out in the '08-'09 offseason and spent nearly a quarter billion dollars to improve their starting pitching. The results of that spending spree (CC Sabathia, A.J. Burnett, and Andy Pettitte) were the key cogs in last season's rotation and the only cogs throughout the postseason, leading the Yankees to their first World Series title since 2000.

With the organization's new dedication to keeping their already astronomical payroll in line, there weren't any big blockbuster deals this offseason, but the Yankees still managed to strengthen their rotation for 2010 with a trade and a promotion from within. Those new faces combined with last year's Big 3 should form one of the strongest rotations in baseball.

CC Sabathia returns as the ace and anchor of the rotation after a great first year in pinstripes. His performance as the regular season progressed and even more in the postseason signified the completion of his transformation from hard-throwing kid to polished Major League pitcher. Gone are the days of CC just rocking and firing; now he has mastered his off-speed pitches, thinks more on the mound, and paces himself throughout each start, knowing there is always another battle to fight. That newfound approach to the game was especially important in keeping Sabathia fresh through last season as there were concerns about his size and conditioning becoming an issue.

Having already justified his $161-million contract with an ALCS MVP and a World Series ring in his first year, Sabathia should be even better in 2010. His cutter and changeup were vital pitches for him in the postseason and should serve him well this year as CC spent the better part of Spring Training working on getting the feel for those back. When his slider is on it's virtually unhittable, especially when it's diving to the back foot of right-handed hitters, and when needed, CC can still ratchet up the heat on his fastball. He's the most complete, dominant pitcher on the staff with a temperament perfectly suited to pitching under the bright lights of Yankee Stadium, and is looking at another season with 200+ innings, 15-20 wins, an ERA in the low-to-mid 3.00's, and more consideration for AL Cy Young.

A.J. Burnett had a season of ups and downs last year and will be looking for more consistency in 2010. While some of his overall peripheral numbers were good in '09, Burnett too often switched between throwing 7 or 8 shutout innings and then going out next time and getting yanked after giving up 6 or 7 runs in 3 innings. Burnett's issues were all based around command or lack thereof and those command problems were reflected in his high walk and wild pitch totals. Much like CC, A.J. has dynamite stuff and when he's on his fastball-curveball combo is as devastating as any in the game. Burnett's problem, as it's always been, is being on and staying on.

Burnett found a security blanket with Jose Molina after clashing with Jorge earlier in the year, but this year he won't have that benefit and has already made great efforts to work with Jorge and iron out their differences from last year. Early reviews from both of them and from observers are that they are on the same page and working together much better than last year. That fact, along with A.J. spending a lot of time working on improving his changeup during Spring Training should help him fix some of last year's problems. Burnett is a horse, so the innings and strikeouts are always going to be there. If he can cut down on the walks and wild pitches and use his changeup to keep batters off-balance and not sit on the heater or the curve, he can improve greatly on last year's numbers and potentially give the Yankees the best 1-2 punch in the league.

Just like Derek Jeter yesterday, there isn't much you have to say about Andy Pettitte. If A.J. Burnett is the Forrest Gump "box o' chocolates" in the Yankee rotation, then Andy is the pack of Bazooka bubble gum; you know exactly what you're going to get with him.

With his velocity long diminished, Andy has transitioned seamlessly to being primarily a finesse pitcher, kind of Tom Glavine-y if you will (and I think you will). His cutter is now his best pitch and Andy uses it to induce ground balls and swings and misses from righties. His curveball can still be a killer too when he's got good command of it, and Andy mixes in enough 4-seam fastballs, changeups, and some sinkers to keep batters on their toes every time they step in the box. Because he has the ability to throw any pitch at any time in the count, you've either got to guess right or have him miss his target completely to get good wood on the ball.

Andy is the elder statesmen of the rotation, but last season he got stronger as the season wore on, continuing all the way through the playoffs where he pitched on short rest. He is a big injury risk this year at his age and it would be a shock if he put up the same kind of numbers he did last year, but with improved depth behind him in the rotation and a stacked bullpen, the Yankees don’t need and probably aren't expecting him to. Anything close to what he did in '09 is gravy for the Yankees, as long as they have him as healthy as possible for the postseason.

The new guy to the party this year, Javier Vazquez, is someone who's been here before. After a night-and-day 2004, Javy was shipped out of town and now comes back after traveling to Arizona, Chicago, and Atlanta a more mature and polished pitcher than he was before he left.

Just like Burnett, Vazquez has always had the stuff to be successful. And just like Burnett, Javy's success comes down to being consistent and mentally focused. Now that he has spent some time working on his craft, Javy has changed his approach on the mound to include more off-speed pitches and that new approach brought him his greatest season of his career last year with the Braves. He likely won’t put up those numbers this year being back in the AL East, but it is certainly not out of this world to expect him to pitch in the mid-to-high 3.00's in ERA and log 200+ innings. Any team in baseball would kill to get that kind of production from their 4th starter and the Yankees would be ecstatic about that as well after what Chien-Ming Wang did last year. Nobody is expecting Vazquez to compete for the Cy Young, but an above-average year and 12-15 wins aren't out of the question.

Last but not least, the winner of the rotation sweepstakes, Phil Hughes. Phil has been one of the crown jewels of the Yankee system since what seems like about 1987, but between injuries, rotation depth, and competition, has never been able to firmly entrench himself on the staff. Last year Hughes found a home and great success (cue the Borat thumbs up) in the bullpen after being shifted there to make room for the returning CMW. While the fewer innings pitched as a result of being a reliever last year will force the Yankees to limit Hughes' innings this season, I feel like the experience and confidence he gained out of the 'pen should help him as he makes the transition back to the rotation.

Hughes, like many other Yankee pitchers, spent the better part of Spring Training working on his changeup, which will give him 4 pitches to work with as a starter. His cutter and curveball were both greatly improved last year, and if he can continue to master the changeup and develop consistent command of his fastball, Hughes can be a more than serviceable 5th starter.

He's still one of the youngest players in the AL (he's only 23; that's younger than me for Christ's sake!) so there's no rush to perform at an All-Star level, and we will undoubtedly see Sergio Mitre a/o Alfredo Aceves for a few starts to keep his innings down, but barring another injury setback I see Hughes finally settling into a starter's role this year and moving towards becoming the top-of-the-rotation stud that the Yankees have envisioned him as for the last 4-5 years.

Projected Rotation:

1) CC Sabathia
2) A.J. Burnett
3) Andy Pettitte
4) Javy Vazquez
5) Phil Hughes

Overall this rotation is much better than what the Yanks opened 2009 with. They have 3 guys capable of throwing 200+ innings and 2 other guys who can easily get 150-170 innings of above-league average output. The only lingering concern could be the after-effects of last postseason's workload on the top 3, but steps have already been taken this spring to limit workloads, especially Pettitte's, in an effort to ease that concern. One thing is for sure, this year the rotation has fewer question marks than last year, and with how last year turned out that's a good sign for 2010.

Yankees 2010 Season Preview: The Lineup

After making it back to the promised land and winning the World Series last year, the Yankees enter 2010 minus a few familiar faces and plus a few new (and old) ones. The 2 biggest departures were from the starting lineup in the form of Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui. But through a trade and a cash-friendly free agent signing, the Yanks were able to re-tool the lineup for this season and should sport a group potentially just as potent, if not more so, than last year's model. Here's how it breaks down:

Catcher: One position that had no turnover was behind the plate, where the Yankees will open another season with their unquestioned clubhouse leader, Jorge Posada, manning the dish. At an age where most catchers are taking positions in the broadcast booth or simply being taken out behind the old barn and shot, Jorge continues to put up solid offensive numbers, a true testament to just how tough and talented a player he is.

Jorge's decline is expected to take a more steep, dramatic turn this season and the Yankees have planned accordingly to try to limit his games behind the plate. Even with the decline and fewer at-bats, Posada should put up above-average numbers from the catcher position and the Yankees will work to keep his bat in the lineup as much as possible. His defense is a weakness, but it was never a strength to begin with, so as long as he continues to gel with A.J. Burnett and call a good game for the pitching staff, the Yanks will take the good with the bad and look forward to getting another productive season from Jorge in what could be his last as a full-time catcher.

Designated Hitter: The Yanks go from a slow, oft-injured, patient hitter with streaky power in 2009 to a slower, more often-injured, more patient hitter with even streakier power in 2010. Nick Johnson isn't new to the bright lights of the Bronx, and since leaving New York in 2003 he has proven himself to be one of the most patient hitters in the game. With Johnson, the Yankees know exactly what they're getting, the only question is how much of it will they get if Johnson spends a lot of the season on the DL.

Johnson's all-world eye at the plate makes him an ideal candidate to bat 2nd, which is exactly where the Yankees plan to use him. Kevin Long has already worked on tweaking his swing to build more leg drive into it, which should help increase Johnson's power and allow him to take advantage of the short porch in right field. He has next to no speed on the basepaths, but with the 2 mashers hitting behind him, there should be enough balls sailing into the gaps and over the fence to lessen the worry about Nick The Not Quick clogging the bases. If he stays healthy, and that is a BIG if, Johnson can easily replicate the production the Yankees got from Godzilla last season.

Infield: After putting up pretty spiffy numbers across the board last season, the Yankee infield is poised to have an even bigger year in 2010. Between Teix now being more comfortable and adjusted to New York, A-Rod's hip being back to full health, Cano being another year older and hopefully more mature, and Jeter just being Derek Jeter, the Yankee infield has the potential to put up historic numbers this season and make a case for "Best Infield of All-Time" status.

Teix had an MVP-caliber year in '09 and if he can avoid repeating the horrid April he had last year, his numbers could be even better this season; I'm talking .300/40/135-territory here. Throw in the fact that he's the best defensive first baseman in the game and that's really all you need to say about him.

Despite the steroid scandal and the hip surgery, The A-Horse still managed to hit 30 homers and drive in 100 runs last year playing on one leg. He followed that up with a monster postseason that erased all the talk of him being a choke artist and now he comes into 2010 with his hip back to 100% and his mind just as clear and carefree as it was last year. A-Rod has been mashing the ball of late this spring and all indications are he is heading back to more A-Rodian territory in the stats department, which could make the MVP debates this season even more intriguing.

The wild card in this 3-4-5 lineup trio is Cano. After years of putting up really good but not great numbers, 2010 is the year Cano is being looked at to finally put it all together and have the type of season everyone believes he is capable of. He is being given a big opportunity/responsibility as the 5th hitter in the order, and should get plenty of chances to shed his growing "can't hit in the clutch" label by hitting behind A-Rod. Cano has also been scalding the ball this spring, a good sign for someone who has been a notoriously slow starter his entire career. If Cano stays focused and a little more patient at the plate all season long, he could easily drive in 100-110 runs and compete for a Gold Glove. The toolbox is full, the foundation is set, now it's time for Cano to start putting the tools to work.

Last but not least is El Capitan, Derek Jeter. There isn't much to debate or guess about when it comes to Jeter. At this stage in his career, you know what you're going to get from him. With age starting to factor into his performance a bit, I don't expect Jeter to replicate last season's numbers offensively or defensively, but he should still produce at an above-average level and set the table for the heart of the order. Another .300+-average, 200+-hit, 100+-run season is not out of the question as he plays for his new contract.

Outfield: It's not quite a complete changeover from '09, but with the Granderson-Gardner duo replacing Damon-Melky, there will certainly be a new look to the Yankee outfield, a look that should result in better defense thanks to improved speed and arm strength in left and center.

Brett Gardner will start the season in left, but could see some time in center as the season progresses. He is still a bit of an unknown commodity and the Yanks signing Randy Winn and Marcus Thames is a sign of their questioning whether or not Gardner can be a productive full-time player. Defensively he is a whizz in outfield and will help a staff chock full of flyball pitchers. Offensively he doesn't have a lot of pop, but makes up for that with his blinding speed. When he is on base, Gardner can create havoc for the opposing team, and he has been working on his bunting this spring to maximize the value of that speed. Being fully recovered from last year's wrist injury should also help improve his hitting. Personally, I think Gardner is underrated and will end up being very productive this year from the 9-spot, but only time will tell.

Curtis Granderson takes over in center field and even at his worst he is an upgrade over Melky Cabrera. The 2 biggest questions about C-Grand were his route taking in the outfield and his ability to hit lefty pitching. So far this spring he has looked better than advertised in both of those departments, and working all year with Kevin Long should lead to continued improvement at the plate. Granderson cracked 30 homers last year and could hit even more in the right field jet stream at the new Stadium. I expect him to have a solid season and endear himself to the Yankee fans the same way Damon did during his time in Pinstripes.

The one holdover from last year is Nick Swisher in right. Last year, Swishalicious' production made him a steal with what the Yankees gave up to get him, and he has already worked with Kevin Long in the offseason to improve his swing and up his average this year. I don't expect another 29 homers and 82 RBIs from Swish in 2010, but he should still put up very good numbers from the 8-spot and play above-average right field. His patience at the plate should help Gardner in the 9-spot and create problems for opponents as walks will allow the lineup to turn back over to Jeter and Johnson at the top.

Projected Lineup:

1) Derek Jeter- SS
2) Nick Johnson- DH
3) Mark Teixeira- 1B
4) Alex Rodriguez- 3B
5) Robinson Cano- 2B
6) Jorge Posada- C
7) Curtis Granderson- CF
8) Nick Swisher- RF
9) Brett Gardner- LF

I just jizzed a little in my pants looking at that. My guess is most AL pitchers pooped in their's.

As The Joba Turns...

Does anybody know what to do with Joba? According to Mark Hale's article in today's Post, apparently not.

- On Saturday, Yankee senior director of pro personnel Billy Eppler... said on WFAN that he doubted Chamberlain... would even be in the rotation derby next season.

- Also, pitching coach Dave Eiland told the Star-Ledger of Newark yesterday that, in his mind, Chamberlain would not pitch in the rotation at all this season and that going forward "he's in the bullpen and he's there to stay, period."

- Cashman, though, insisted the Yankees had not come to any decision yet about Chamberlain's 2011 role.
"We haven't had any team meeting and said, 'All right, he's a reliever for the rest of his life,' " Cashman said. "No, we didn't do that. That's never been discussed."

- "Listen, if I'm asked the question, I'm not getting into '011. I'm dealing with '010," he said. "So is it possible he can be in the rotation? Yeah, I'd say it's all possible."

- Eppler did say on the radio that, "If we were in a different setting, a different situation, you might see Joba Chamberlain in a rotation."

- ... if one of the current Yankees relievers were needed to make a start at the beginning of the year, manager Joe Girardi said it's more likely to be Alfredo Aceves or Sergio Mitre than Chamberlain.

- "It sounds like the Joba starter-relief thing will be forever," he [Cashman] said. "How about we just add the little word to the shirt and have a new shirt -- Joba Rules Forever. Leave it like that."

So basically Joba is a starter pitching out of the bullpen this season and he isn't going to be in the rotation next year. He's going to be in the bullpen permanently, but a decision hasn't been made on his future and he might be in the rotation next year. The team isn't discussing plans for 2011 because they are focused on 2010 but it is possible Joba will be in the rotation in 2011 even though he won't be considered for a starting role this season and there is going to be a constant starter-reliever debate for his entire career, except the team isn't discussing the future yet. Everybody got that? Good.

At this point, the best thing to do with Joba might be to have him cryogenically frozen and stuck in some sub-zero temperature vault next to Ted Williams' head in Arizona until the Yankees can come to a conclusion as to what exactly he is and what exactly they plan on using him for moving forward. They've already fucked him up bad enough in the last 3 years and there's no sense in risking setting him back any further until everybody can come to a decision on what role he is going to be used in and then stick with that decision.

What's Coming Up This Week At AB4AR

Just in case nobody noticed yet, I'll out myself and admit that yeah, I haven't written any season preview stuff yet.  But you know what?  Why bother when Spring Training isn't over yet?  The official 25-man roster isn't official yet and people could still get hurt before then, so I'll let the other, more legitimate blogs with complete staffs handle the projections for everybody and I'll handle my business this week when I know exactly what the team is going to look like on Opening Night.

So there, I knew what I was doing all along.  With that, here's how the season preview posts will break down this week:

Tuesday: The Lineup

Wednesday: The Rotation

Thursday: The Bullpen

Friday: The Bench

And it all culminates with what will surely be an award-winning live blog during the Opening Night game against the Sawx.  So keep one eye glued to the tube that night and the other glued to your computer screen for the live updates as the game happens.  Don't be afraid to join in and comment as the game goes on.  Will all that focus on electronics be bad for your eyes?  Probably.  Will it put you at risk to get some kind of cancer from all radiation from the screens?  Maybe.  But it will be worth it for the level of entertainment you'll get.

So there's the schedule for this week.  Adjust your schedules accordingly.

Yankee Blogosphere Linkapalooza For The Week That Was (March 22-28)

Here's another quick run through of the best of the best of this week's offerings from Yankee Blogland.  Only one more week until the season officially starts and I still have to do all my season previews.  Oh well, let's get into it.

- Chad Jennings at LoHud sits down for 5 questions with the Almighty Jesus.  I love the kid's attitude: simple, straightforward, determined to work hard and do what he has to do to become a solid Major League catcher.  Woulda been awesome if he threw out a "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!" line though.

- Matt Imbrogno at TYU compares David Robertson to other past one-year bullpen wonders and projects Robertson's 2010 season.  I love Robertson and think he's poised for a big year, possibly big enough to grant himself a chance to become the full-time setup man, but goddamn did it scare me to see his name next to the likes of Brian Bruney and Jose Veras.

- Joe Pawlikowski at River Ave. Blues reviews Cash's greatest steals in the trade market and some of his biggest oopsies.  Shows just how tough the life of a GM is.  The line between striking gold and getting the equivalent to a flaming bag of dog shit is so thin.

- Dan Reiner at Bronx Baseball Daily delivers a quick profile of Freddy Sez, the old dude who constantly bangs the pot at all Yankee Stadium games.  Someday, I want that job.

-Jay at Fack Youk carves up MassLive writer Ron Chimelis FJM-style for Chimelis' ludicrous piece about how Spring Training is better than the regular season.  Anybody that actually believes that should have their right to watch, discuss, and write about baseball revoked.  Kudos to Jay for calling that out.

- Lenny Neslin from LenNY's Yankees gives us a sneak peek at Jeter's new Air Jordan cleats.  I don't even play baseball and I wish I had a pair of those.  I would wear the shit out of those cleats around the office.

- Mike Axisa at River Ave. Blues projects and analyzes the Yankees defense for 2010.  It should be interesting to see how much A-Rod, Jeter, and Jorge decline.  Overall, I expect the defense to be better than it was last year, just as the projections show.  The Yankees won't blow you away with Web Gems, but they shouldn't botch games because of their D either.

- Matt from TYU makes another appearance with an appropriately titled rant about the results of the Joba-Hughes situation.  I agree with his points about the Yankees mismanaging both of these guys over the years, but the fact is Hughes pitched better than Joba in Spring Training so he earned the spot over him.

- Cliff Corcoran at Bronx Banter delivers a dose of reality to all us common men and women who are Yankee fans in talking about his ordeal getting tickets to a game.  As much as I love the Yankees, it is a little disheartening to read stories like this and think about how difficult it is going to be to get tickets to a game on the rare times I am back home on the East Coast.

- And lastly, to end on a bit of a sad note, here's video of the last tier of the old Yankee Stadium grandstands coming down this week.  I'll never forget some of my experiences in the old Stadium, so in a way it's cool to have all those memories come flooding back into my head as I watch this, even if it is a sad sight to see.  Bittersweet indeed.



Enjoy the rest of your Sunday, Yankee fans.  Check back later tonight for the AB4AR season preview schedule for next week leading up the Opening Night.

What Now For Joba?

Now that the 5th starter question has been answered, the next obvious question is what becomes of Joba.  The first thought would be to put him in the bullpen where he could conceivably return to his role as Mo's setup man, the role in which he has had the most success.  But there has also been talk of possibly sending to Joba to Triple-A to stay stretched out in case he is needed in the rotation.  Brian Cashman had an interesting take on Joba yesterday.

"Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said Thursday he still considers Joba Chamberlain a starting pitcher even though the righthander will begin the season in the bullpen after being beaten out by Phil Hughes for the role of fifth starter.

"He's a starter in the bullpen," Cashman said in a telephone interview. "He can do both." (courtesy of News Day)

Huh?  No offense, Cash, but what the fuck are you talking about???  You can say whatever you want to say to try to help ease the bruises on Joba's ego.  I wouldn't expect anything less based on how the Yankees have handled him from Day 1.  But the cold, hard fact is Joba is not in the rotation and he's not a starting pitcher.  There is no such thing as a starter in the bullpen.  If you're in the bullpen, you're a reliever, period.

Since the time he rocketed up through the Yankees' system, there have been reasons/excuses for why Joba hasn't fourished as a starting pitcher.  After 2007 and in 2008 it was because he was getting re-used to pitching multiple innings and working on refining his off-speed stuff.  In 2009 it was that he wasn't attacking the strike zone and couldn't work his way through a lineup multiple times.  And in Spring Training 2010 it was that he still wasn't throwing enough strikes and now he can't replicate his delivery as he gets later into games.  Maybe I'm looking at it too simplistically, but none of those things seem to add up to making a quality starting pitcher, let alone a good or great one.

A lot of the issues Joba has had as a starter can be masked or eliminated as a reliever, and his track record coming out of the bullpen shows that.  As a reliever, Joba can rely primarily on his fastball and slider, and have more zip to both of them, so he doesn't need to worry about having a strong arsenal of 3 or 4 pitches.  As a reliever, he doesn't have to work his way through a lineup multiple times and doesn't have to think about what pitches to throw and when.  He can rock and fire and focus on his 2 strongest pitches, eliminating the possibility of throwing too many pitches for balls.  And as a reliever, Joba doesn't have to worry about replicating his delivery because he's only going to be out there for an inning or 2 at the most.  He can come out, work off of his adrenaline, and attack hitters with his best stuff without having to stop and focus on what he may have to do against a guy later on in the game.

Some people say that a pitcher's mentality has nothing to do with being a starter or a reliever, but I don't agree with that.  All you have to do is watch a game that Joba starts versus a game that Joba relieves in to see the difference.  The look on his face is different, his body language is different, the pace that he works at on the mound is different.  Everything about how Joba carries himself on the mound as a reliever projects  confidence whereas the way he carries himself as a starter suggests someone not quite comfortable and sure of himself in that role.

Long story short, Joba should be in the bullpen this year and for the rest of his career to come.  The experiment to make him a starter should be over.  The same logic that applies to Hughes belonging in the rotation to start the year also applies to Joba.  If he's going to be working out of the bullpen, where his skill set can be best utilized, Joba is undoubtedly one of the 12 best pitchers on the team.  And there is no point in sending him down to Triple-A to work on starting if it involves bringing up another pitcher in his place who is not better than him.

Nobody knows how long Mo is going to continue to pitch for, but the tandem of Joba and Mo in the 8th and 9th innings has the potential to be the most devestating in baseball, and the Yankees and Joba would be well served to keep them together in those roles and focus on grooming Joba to be Mo's successor rather than be the next ace of the rotation.

Buffalo: Come For Meetings With The FBI. Stay For The Wings.

So A-Rod is meeting with the Feds today in Buffalo, which, as everybody knows, is beautiful this time of year, to discuss all the steroids that Dr. Galea didn't give him and that he didn't take.

I still can't figure out why people are even wasting time speculating about what he did or didn't do or what kind of treatment he did or didn't receive from this Galea guy. There have been plenty of other athletes connected to this guy who haven't had steroids brought up, so why even bother bringing it up with The Horse? Past history, schmast history.

Unless the FBI wants to know about what kind of steroids this guy is taking...

...then there's no reason A-Rod should even be in Buffalo today (except for the wings).

Gus Johnson Is A Maniac

This has absolutely nothing to do with the Yankees, but I don't care.  Gus Johnson is the fucking man.  Seriously, I wish I had the money to hire him away from CBS just so he could follow me around and call the play-by-play of my daily life.

"Vietrogoski... looking to submit the next blog post....  CLICKS THE MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How To Handle Hughes

Since this morning's announcement, plenty of other sites have touched on the possible Hughes Rules to come this year.  Given his workload over the past few years and how they handled Joba last season, it's guaranteed that Hughes is going to be on some sort of innings limitation.  Here's 3 ways that Joel Sherman thinks they should do it:

1. Barring a rainout, the Yankees do not need a fifth starter until April 17, the 11th game of the year. So the Yankees can option Hughes to the minors until then, where it will be less controversial if they limit Hughes to a couple of prescribed, four-inning starts. At the same time, while their veteran starters also are still building up arm strength and stamina, the Yankees could add an eighth reliever, probably a second lefty in Boone Logan.

2. Again barring a rainout, the Yankees have every Monday in April off. That means they need a fifth starter just twice. So they can option Hughes to the minors for a month and use either Alfredo Aceves or Sergio Mitre to start those two games.

3. This is the one the Yankees seem to be leaning toward most: Limit Hughes to four-inning starts early, and take advantage that Aceves and Mitre are both stretched out, so one of them could back up those starts. Heck, even Chamberlain is stretched out and can give the Yankees some extra innings early, and Chan Ho Park has starting in his background and can give multiple innings early, as well. (courtesy of the NY Post)

I can kind of see where Sherman is going with this, and I agree with the foundation of his logic that because the Yankees have a favorable schedule to help work with Hughes' innings limit they should use it.  But the concept of sending Hughes to the Minors to throw limited innings after he just won the competition for the 5th starter role on the Major League team is completely insane.  If they are planning on sending him, or Joba for that matter, to the Minors then what the fuck was the point in holding this Spring Training competition?

Innings limit or no innings limit, the goal this season is still to win the World Series and in going with that goal, part of the strategy is to have your 12 best pitchers on your Major League roster.  Phil Hughes has shown himself to be well in that group of the 12 best pitchers in camp, so to immediately send him to Triple-A to pitch essentially weakens the Yankee roster along with de-valuing the work Hughes did through Spring Training.  Sherman mentions possible controversy over Hughes being limited pitching the Majors.  If you ask me, I would say it's more controversial to have a guy who was deemed by his team to be a Major League-level starter pitching in the Minors.  But that's just me.

Sure his changeup got rave reviews in Spring Training, but Hughes is still perfecting it and still learning how to effectively utilize all his pitches at the Major League level.  People need to remember that this kid has less than a season's worth of career starts in the Majors and needs to get as much experience as possible so he can continue to become a more valuable member of the staff this year and moving into the future.  To send Hughes to Triple-A just for the sake of controvery over innings is like putting an AP high school student into a 7th-grade English class; sure he's going to do well and get awesome grades, but he isn't going to learn anything.  You'd be better served sending the kid to take a college course so he can be challenged and learn from his mistakes.  The Majors are the challenging college course that Hughes needs.

As far as what Hughes' limit should be, I would set it at 160-170 innings, a reasonable extension of last year's innings total.  Some are saying because he has thrown 146 innings before he should have his limit this season based on that.  Those 146 innings were thrown in 2006 and since then Hughes has dealt with a handful of various injuries and being transitioned from the rotation to the bullpen.  And he's still just 23 years old, an age where most young pitchers are still being stretched out as far as innings goes, so the smart move is to be conservative and keep his innings extension in line with last season.  I would even take it a step further and focus more on pitch limits than innings limits.  A guy can throw 50 pitches and put more stress on his arm than a guy who throws 100, depending on what kind of pitches he's throwing and how much torque and OOMPH! he's putting into his delivery.  But again that's just me.

With the depth and talent they have in their bullpen, the Yankees can afford to let Hughes start out slow and get his 4-5-inning outings out of the way early so that he can be stretched out and pitching to his max level by the time the postseason rolls around.  Aceves and Mitre can both work as long men to handle Hughes' early outings, and with the group of Marte, Joba, Park, Robertson, and Mo, the Yankees can shorten the game even more to mask the effects of Hughes' short outings and do so without overworking anybody.  Not to mention that the Yanks still have Mark Melancon, Boone Logan, Royce Ring, and Jonathan Albaladejo in the Minors to come up and fill a spot if needed.  They are more than well equipped to handle The Hughes Rules.

And just because the Yankees don't "need" a 5th starter because of the schedule doesn't mean they shouldn't use one.  Sherman states in his 1st scenario that the other Yankee starters will still be building up their strength at the beginning of the year.  Don't you think they will welcome getting an extra day of rest as they're still trying to work the kinks out and get fully ready?  I know Andy Pettitte's creaky old left arm certainly would.  Pitching the regular 5-man rotation is just as beneficial to the entire staff as having an extra reliever is, but substituting that reliever for Hughes is worse for Hughes and the staff as a whole.

So the only logical thing to do, in the interest of winning and monitoring Hughes, is to let Hughes pitch as the 5th starter in the spot that he was given by Joe.  Limit him early on, maybe the first month, month and a half, work the bullpen schedule around him, and then extend him as the season progresses so that he's a regular member of the rotation by the time the season is winding down and he's reaching his 160-170 innings.  In other words, do Scenario 3 that Sherman proposes.  If he gets hurt, then this all goes out the window.  But for starters, the Yankees have to let Hughes be a starter.  In the Majors.

We Have A Winner

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2010 New York Yankees 5th starter in the rotation, Phil Hughes.

(Another big shout out to Swanny Duckson for a job well done)

I don't want to speak for Phil, but I'm sure he thanks all the people that helped make this possible, especially his parents for believing in him and telling him he could do whatever he wanted as long as he put his mind to it and never gave up.

Now that that’s over with, let's see what the kid can do. I feel confident that this is the year Hughes puts it all together, even if the Yanks have to get creative to manage his innings properly (we'll cover that later tonight).  And if he struggles or gets hurt again, we already know the Yanks have plenty of viable options to plug in for him.

Really? Javy Vazquez Did That??

That had to be what these guys were thinking in this picture from yesterday's game.  Here's Vazquez's line: 6IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 0 BB, 6 K on 77 pitches, 55 for strikes.  He kept hitters off balance all night with this off-speed stuff, which is light years better than what he threw in 2004.

Production like this from the "4th" starter makes me feel much better about the fact that A.J. Burnett can't get out of his own way as the 2nd starter.  Maybe this is a different guy than what we saw in the 2nd half of '04 after all.

Doc Gooden Arrested Again??? SHOCKER!!

According to police in Franklin Lakes, N.J and as first reported on Deadspin, Gooden has been charged with driving under the influence of unnamed drugs, leaving the scene of an accident and child endangerment after a two-car crash on Tuesday morning.

For good measure, he's also being charged with "failure to notify change of address regarding driver's license."

"I can't come back here," Gooden told the NY Post from jail. "I'd rather get shot than come back here. ... If I don't get the message this time, I never will."- May 2006 (courtesy of Big League Stew)

 
Well I guess somebody better load their handgun and go find Doc, because that motherfucker is going back to jail.  And you know what?  I don't feel a bit bad for the guy.
 
I'm sure this isn't going to be a popular post and most people might not agree with me, but fuck Doc Gooden.  Why is him getting arrested even newsworthy anymore?  The guy has been given more free lives than Catwoman and yet every time he gets picked up for possession or DUI he sings the same sad song about learning his lesson and needing to get his life together and we all get sucked into the "look at what a tortured soul Doc Gooden is; he's really a great guy with some problems" vortex of bullshit from people who can't look past his first few dynamite years with the Mets or his no-hitter with the Yankees in '96.
 
Don't get me wrong, I loved Doc when he was on the Yanks.  Even being just 11 at the time, I was old enough to understand that this guy had fallen flat on his face and it was good to see him get himself back together and reclaim a bit of his old magic on the mound.  One of my fondest Yankee memories is watching him pitch his no-hitter and seeing the sheer joy on his face as he basked in the atmosphere of the occassion after the 27th out had been recorded.  But those days are long gone, and with his rap sheet since then it's clear that those days were an aberration and the Doc Gooden who was picked up yesterday with a pocket full of pills at the scene of a car crash is the real Doc Gooden: a low-life, addict schmuck with no sense of responsibility as a man, no self-esteem, and no self-control.
 
So fuck him.  I'm done with Doc Gooden.  I don't care that he got arrested again.  I don't care that he's probably going back to jail.  And I really don't care if he ever gets his shit together because it's just plain not going to happen.  As the great Blake from Glengarry Glen Ross said, "A loser is a loser."  And Doc Gooden is a loser.  Period.  If I want to read about losers on my sports pages and blogs, I'll check how the Red Sox are doing.  I don't need Doc Gooden taking up space any more.

Yankee 5th Starter Situation Reaches Def Con 2

A nation sits breathlessly waiting as the Yankee heads, bigwigs, and decision makers prepare to gather at some secret, underground location over the next few days to decide who the 5th starter will be, and with that decision decide what path our country takes as we move forward into the new decade.

Fuck the new Health Care plan, THIS is the most important story in America right now. How the next few days were not declared national holidays is beyond me. The future of the very fabric of our country is at stake here. Airport security has been tightened, the threat level has been increased to orange, and buttholes have been tightened in anticipation. And all we are left to do is wait and ponder...


P.S.- Are the Yanks planning on doing some kind of Pope-like announcement of the decision? Blue smoke if it's Hughes? White smoke if it's Joba? What's the deal with this? Something this monumental needs more than just a press release and a Tweet confirmation from Tom Verducci.