Yankee 5th Starter Situation Reaches Def Con 2

A nation sits breathlessly waiting as the Yankee heads, bigwigs, and decision makers prepare to gather at some secret, underground location over the next few days to decide who the 5th starter will be, and with that decision decide what path our country takes as we move forward into the new decade.

Fuck the new Health Care plan, THIS is the most important story in America right now. How the next few days were not declared national holidays is beyond me. The future of the very fabric of our country is at stake here. Airport security has been tightened, the threat level has been increased to orange, and buttholes have been tightened in anticipation. And all we are left to do is wait and ponder...


P.S.- Are the Yanks planning on doing some kind of Pope-like announcement of the decision? Blue smoke if it's Hughes? White smoke if it's Joba? What's the deal with this? Something this monumental needs more than just a press release and a Tweet confirmation from Tom Verducci.