(BOOOOOOOO!!! Courtesy of The AP)
Rafael Soriano, COME ON DOWN!!!! You've just been elected the newest member of the AB4AR Shit List!!
/standing ovation from everybody who hates Soriano right now
After 10.1 innings of 12-hit, 8-walk, 9-earned run baseball with a 7.84/5.55/6.58 ERA/FIP/xFIP tripleslash and a BB/9 rate that is HIGHER than your current K/9 rate, all adding up to -0.2 WAR, I think you've more than earned this honor. And the mopey, seemingly indifferent attitude that you have carried with you along with this horrible performance should help ensure that you stay on the List for some time to come.
Congratulations, jackass.
Updated List:
A.J. Burnett
Damaso Marte
Kei Igawa
Nick Johnson
Randy Levine
Joe's Match-up Binder
** Rafael Soriano** (Inducted 4/27/11)
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2 comments:
Rafael is a good addition to the list; he really has stunk up the joint recently. I'm also wondering if it's too late to put Carl Pavano on that list. I'm still bitter about the amount of money we gave him to sit around and nurse his injuries.
I don't have as much hatred for Pavano as I used to. It's been a few years since he screwed the Yankees. But the wounds of Igawa and Johnson are still fresh.
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