The Horse In Human Form!

 (Photo used courtesy of EJ Camp)

I don't know how I missed this over the weekend, but check it the F out!

It's The Horse!  In his human form!!  Off the baseball field!!!  Such a sight is truly something to behold.  It's like seeing the Hale-Bopp comet while picking up a 4-leaf clover and then having the winning PowerBall numbers in your pocket!  And not only that, but he's holding kale, the MVP of the green vegetables.  I took it in the first round of my vegetable fantasy draft last week.

And now it makes perfect sense why he's off to such a great start this year.  He's upped his veggie intake.  Anybody who knows horses knows they have very finicky digestive systems (I can't prove this).  Now that he's getting his daily value of greens like kale and broccoli and what have you, his system is more regular and he can have a more balanced swing without worrying about any gastrointestinal distress he may cause himself by swinging.  Ahh, the beauties of science.  And the benefits of a well-balanced diet.  All taught to us by the greatest centaur athlete in American sports history.

Is there anything this guy/horse can't do?