Tim Beckham Feels The Power

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Can you feel it, Tim Beckham?  Can you FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL it???  Can you feel the POWAH of The Jesus?!?!  Can you feel the GLORAY of The Jesus?!?!

Can you, Tim Beckham, feel the powerful glory of The Jesus flowing through your humanly veins as he tags your candyass OUT at home plate?!!  Can you?!?!?!  CAN YOU, TIM BECKHAM?!?!?!?!

ARE YOU READY TO BE SAVED FROM YOUR SINS OF TRYING TO SCORE ON THE JESUS, TIM BECKHAM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Good.  Then go sit your ass on the bench where you belong.  And never cross The Almighty again, lest thee wish to feel his wrath another time.