(Photo courtesy of somebody)
And he looks fucking PUMPED to be a Yankee!
Seriously, bro, lighten up. You look like you're about to get sentenced to death. You're a Yankee now! King of the hill, top of the heap! Don't be afraid to crack a smile.
No word yet on what Soriano had to pay Frankie Cervelli for the right to wear #29 this season. But given that it was Cervelli wearing that number, I would bet it didn't go for more than 100 bucks.