With Kim Jong-Il dying today, that has to put the New York Yankees back at #1 on the list of Evil Empires in the world, right? I mean, they haven't exactly been bullying other teams around and flexing their evil muscles this offseason, but they're still pretty evil. And true evil sometimes stays low on the radar, to lure others into a false sense of security. No doubt that's what the Yankees have been doing, just biding their time, letting old KJ
mentally and physically over-work himself to death and then swooping in once he croaks to re-assume the evil throne that is rightfully theirs. Jong-il's goofy little son may be running the show in North Korea now, but that goober doesn't hold a candle to Hank and Hal, or Cash for that matter.
It wouldn't shock me at all if it turned out the Yankees had a hit man on that train with Kim, and Cash gave the go word on the hit personally. It'd certainly be the biggest move by the Yankees so far this offseason if he did.
P.S.- If anybody from North Korea is reading this, I'm just playin'.
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