"It's OK, guy. We know you suck."
That's some pretty heavy shit right there, people. Teix and Swish look so distraught that they are currently receiving aid from FEMA. But that's what happens when you're playing in the shittiest stadium in professional sports and have a big left-handed doofus on the mound who can't make a play most kids in Little League make on the reg. I'm chalking the 7th inning up to the baseball gods balancing things out after the Yankees benefited from all the walks on Monday night.
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