... I mean I could be a fucking Mets fan. Check this out from David Lennon's Twitter feed:
Yikes! It's bad enough that the Mets are playing like complete dog shit right now, but they're also getting things stuck up their ass in the process? No wonder nobody on that team can hit. It's hard to generate any power on your swing when you're out there playing with a shredded rectum.
So maybe things aren't so bad. I got the rant out of my system this morning, and now I'm OK. The Yanks are still the best team in baseball, they're still leading the division by the same amount of games they were before last night, and they're doing it all without any kind of anal trauma and team infighting due to that trauma. In other words, it's all good. Woosah, woosah.
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