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Were people really that riled up over the weekend about the Yankees trading for Dan Haren? Dan Fucking Haren? The guy is having the worst year of his career, has a spotty history against the AL East, and, as last night showed, clearly can't field his position to save his life. And the Yankees were considering trading Joba, Ivan Nova, Z-Mac, AND Dellin Betances for this dude?? Give me a fucking break.
I know Mitre sucked over the weekend, but there's no reason to jump off a bridge and panic about the rotation. The Yankees didn't need Dan Haren, and they don't need Roy Oswalt. They can patch it together for a few weeks and hold the lead until Andy comes back. At least he knows how to field a comebacker, it's just the throwing to first that gives him problems.
Get up, you candyass, and stop crying. You got hit in the arm. Pussy.