(Photo courtesy of The AP)
Seriously, check out what I wrote in Thursday's second half preview post:
"In the second half of the season, when all the bumps and bruises and soreness really set in for everybody, they might not be so lucky, particularly with their older players (cough, cough, Jorge). The key will be keeping the starting rotation intact. So far, that has been the only part of the team not to be bitten by the injury bug."
And so what happens this weekend? A.J. goes all "wax on, wax off" on the clubhouse doors and cuts his hands up on Saturday, Damaso Marte gets put on the DL with a shoulder strain, and Andy is taken out of yesterday's game with a groin strain, which was later diagnosed as a Grade 1 strain that will have him on the shelf for at least a month.
I just don't understand how I could have possibly jinxed them. I even wrote "knock on wood" after writing that little blurb and a literally did knock on my desk as I wrote it. Doesn't that automatically cancel out any bad karma, evil vibes, and the Dark Side of the Force? Sure, A.J. will probably make his next start, but with the way he pitched on Saturday that might not be a good thing. Thank God that Sergio Mitre is off the DL and can step in for Andy while he's out (I can't believe I'm saying that).
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go consult my Tarot cards and see if I can switch the target of my new-found dark powers and put a hex on Kevin Youkilis.