A Baseball Blog Attempting To Balance Rationality, Basic Logic, And Statistical Analysis With Rabid Yankee Homerism
Saturday, September 19, 2009
This Guy Sucks
Down 17-16 to Michigan St. at halftime on your home field?
7 first half penalties a week after your 9 against Michigan contributed to your team blowing the game??
A defense that, for the 5th consecutive year since you waddled onto campus, can't cover or tackle anybody???
Somebody gather up all his extra Hostess cakes, Hot Pockets, and vats of nacho cheese from his office and donate it all to local food shelters, and then get a forklift and a flatbed truck to dump him on because this fat fuck has to go.
And if that doesn't work, find Carrie Fisher to choke him to death with her chain...
P.S.- That's not even Jabba The Hutt; that actually is Charlie Weis.