(Courtesy of MLB.com)
I mean come on, dude. You know we live in a world of HD television cameras, right? Did you think you weren't going to be checked? Did you think slapping it on the side of your neck was going to make it less noticeable than it would be on your hand? Please don't tell me you're stupid enough to think that nobody would notice because you're darker skinned.
I almost don't want to know what Pineda's explanation for this is because there simply can't be one that's not completely and utterly idiotic. He might as well have jogged back out on the mound in the 2nd with pine tar under his eyes like eye black and under his chin like a fake goatee. Just next level mental midgetry right there. Dude deserved to get ejected and he deserves all 10 games of the suspension he's probably going to get.
P.S.- When Gerry West touched his neck and said "that's pine tar", my mind flashed back to that episode of "The Fresh Prince" where Will pretends to be Ashley's father and the teacher calls him out for having a fake mustache. I would have given Pineda a small sliver of props if he would have hit Davis with the "No it's not!" response and just stood there.