Suck it, Boston!!! Suck it long and suck it hard, you whiny fairweather bitches. You can complain all you want about your injuries and how losing tha Yookah and the haht of your team, Pehdroiaaaaah, killed your season, but the fact of the matter is Theo's "defense and pitching" offseason plan didn't work at all, your team sucked, and they got beat by 2 teams that were better than them.
So put away your Varitek jerseys and move on to Tawm Brady and the Pats, because that's all you have left this year. And don't worry, we'll let you know how the clubhouse Korbel and Bud Light tall cans taste. They taste like victory.
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P.S.- Enjoy having Josh Beckett's corpse stinking up your rotation as your version of A.J. Burnett for the next couple years. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!