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You suck. You officially fucking suck.
Seriously, get fucked and then go step in front of one of those double decker tour buses in the city. Because that's the only way you're going to be able to consistently help this team.
I know there are going to be roster decisions to make when Andy comes back in a few weeks, but I, for one, would keep Dustin Moseley around. With the complete wildcard that A.J. has become, there is no way to count on him for anything. If he's going to keep this shit up, I would dump his ass on the DL with a phantom injury down the stretch and go to battle with CC, Andy, Javy, Hughes, and Moseley.