I'm not even going to waste time talking about the Eric Chavez and Ronnie Belliad signings because, quite frankly, I don't care.
I'm still recovering from the Andy Pettitte retirement announcement. And also trying to accept the fact that he didn't give me enough time to use the new Jedi Photoshop. Come on, Andy!! You couldn't come back for one more year and give me some mileage out of that Photoshop?!? If you don't have the hunger to come back and pitch for your team, at least do it for me, bro!
Screw it, I'm putting it up again anyway.
Now I'm going to light some candles, curl up on the couch, and cry while I think about the good times.
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