I could have sat here over the last couple days and written a bunch of stuff about how I resolve to swear less in the blog in 2011 and resolve to be a little less harsh on A.J. Burnett, but you and I both know that's not going to happen. Shit, it probably wouldn't even take a week for me to break both of those resolutions. So instead, I'm just going to go to a party and get hammered drunk and have a good time tonight and then sit on my ass hungover all day on Saturday watching college football.
2010 wasn't the season the Yankees and their fans wanted, but it also wasn't a complete failure. And despite the current state of the rotation, I'm still very much looking forward to what 2011 has in store. Happy New Year, everybody! Have a good time tonight and I'll see you on the other side.
Take it away, Frankie...
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