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... Because this motherfucker is ready to rock and roll in the bleachers!! Probably going to be leading the roll call in the top of the 1st tonight. It ain't the best beer choice, kid, but kudos to you anyway.
Enjoy the game tonight, Yankee fans. I won't be able to watch it but I'll be getting hammered anyway. Check back tomorrow and all weekend for hastily-thrown-together recaps and childish analysis of each game.