WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OHHHHHHHHH WOW!!!! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!! WHOOOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!!
It's SO bright and vivid!!
In case you weren't already aware, there's a doubleheader today to make up for the rainout last night. You got Freddy Garcia vs. Mike Leake at 12:35 EST/11:35 Central, and Brian "Killface" Gordon vs. Johnny Cueto in the nightcap at 7:10 EST/6:10 Central.
It's almost starting to look like a tripleheader!!
/starts hysterically crying
"The Post once claimed that after sleeping with women, Jeter would leave a gift basket of signed memorabilia in the car taking the “conquest” home. He’s avoided commenting on the item for three years. But he’s still annoyed. “Like I’m giving them signed baseballs and pictures of myself on the way out! Who comes up with a story like that?” He laughs, incredulous. “It said the reason people found out was because I gave the same girl the same basket and I had forgotten I’d given her one—like there are so many people coming through I forgot!” Even if Jeter were cheesy enough to have handed out souvenirs, he’s far too careful to have made that kind of mistake."
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