I mean, 18 fans? 18??? That's just turribull (copyright: Charles Barkley). Those 18 fans includeme, and about half of the rest of the people aren't even Yankee fans. Some of them aren't even baseball fans! They're just friends of mine or family members who were nice enough to like it through their association with me. And don't get me wrong, that's all well and good to get the train pulling out of the station, but now I need to start stocking the Facebook fan shelves with some legit Yankee fans. I've got d-bag fans of other garbage teams using up valuable comment space to swear at me for speaking the truth and nobody coming to my (or the Yankees') defense. And that just cannot be allowed to happen.
If you're a Yankee fan and you haven't already, "Like" AB4AR on Facebook. And if you have family members and friends who are Yankee fans, get them to do the same. I'll even extend the invite to some Met fans, since they clearly have nothing better to do than like the site. There's plenty of room on the Yankee bandwagon, people. It's time to start building up the AB4AR army. Make it happen.
(Dr. Long recommends AB4AR to all his patients.)