Well, the Rule 5 Draft that was this morning, but still. I mean, look at the 2 names they got. Daniel Turpen and Robert Fish. Robert Fucking Fish!!! This is big news!
Listen to some of these details. Fish had an 8.93 ERA and a .365 BAA last season in Double-A. And one profile on Turpen described him as not being "typically overpowering." One righty who isn't overpowering and a lefty who can't seem to get anybody out? When do I get to start popping the champagne.
Fuck Carl Crawford. I think these 2 moves today might have put the Yankees over the top for 2011 and beyond.
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