Did I miss something? Did Jerry Hairston steal Brian Cashman's girlfriend or something? Did he and Johnny Damon bump into each other at a restaurant and it got awkward? Is Cash going to talk shit about Hairston to LC and Heidi now?
All I know is I can't wait for next week's episode of "Jersey Shore" to see what happens when Jerry finds out Johnny hooked up with J-Woww and Cash saw it happen and didn't tell him. Truly riveting stuff.
And by the way, somewhere in the middle of all this nonsense, the possibility of Johnny Damon returning at a super-mega discount gets buried. Stay tuned, Yankee fans.