OK, so Jorge is out with a stiff neck and Cervelli has a strained hammie. I know I've joked for the better part of the last couple months about the road being paved for Jesus and all the signs being there, but now I think I might have fucked up and jinxed the 2 guys that the Yankees already have. I'm sorry, God, I didn't mean to piss you off. Especially on the anniversary of your son getting his driver's license or whatever the hell Good Friday is for. You can cut the shenanigans now.
Seriously, who the fuck is the 3rd-string catcher?
And can somebody get Jorge and Frankie some ice?