AB4AR would like to be the first to congratulate Kei Igawa for setting the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankee all-time record for more innings pitched and most home runs allowed. These records are a testament to Igawa's pedestrian stuff and dedication to being mediocre that have allowed him to be a constant staple of the Triple-A roster over the years.
So congrats, Kei. I hope your teammates gave you the proper champagne shower in the locker room after the game. You earned it, buddy. I think we can now safely say that this was $46 million well spent.
TOO MUCH CHAMPAGNE, NOT ENOUGH HEART
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