Big Sloppi to ESPN about joining the Yankees:
“That’s something I gotta think about,” Ortiz said. “I’ve been here on the Red Sox a long time, and I’ve seen how everything goes down between these two ballclubs.”
Ortiz stopped well short of saying he wanted to play for the Yankees, but did express respect for the organization.
“It’s great from what I hear,” Ortiz said of the Yankees. “It’s a good situation to be involved in. Who doesn’t want to be involved in a great situation where everything goes the right way?"
Yeah, thanks Dave. Appreciate the love. But no amount of Yankee dick sucking you could do is going to get you into pinstripes. Part of the reason the situation is good here is because you're not here. So sorry about the sinking ship up north and all, but don't think for one second that this lifeboat has any room in it for your fat fucking ass. The only time I ever want to read "David Ortiz" and "the Yankees" in the same sentence is when that sentence is describing somebody from the Yankees drilling David Ortiz right in the ribs.
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