"You fahckin' New Yawk quee-yahs did nawt believe in the powah of Red Sawx Nation! Everybody doubted us and ow-uh ability to ovahcome awbstacles and make it back to the prawmised land, but we fachkin' did it so fahck you!!
And I'm nawt tawlking about the Bruins, even though they ahh the best. I'm tawlking about the fahckin' hahht and soul of ow-uh city, the fahckin' Saaaawwwwwx, baby! Back in first place where they fahckin' bee-lawng. It's been a lawng, hahhd road back from the 0-6 stahht, but the scrappiness and grit of this team has ovahcome everything else to get back to the tawp.
It just goes to show what hahht and detehhmination (and $170 million dollahs) will get you. And those fahckin' Yankee faggots ahh going down!"
When the first thing on the ESPN bottom scroll is "Sox move into first place for first time this season" over a Game 7, you know it's going to be an even bigger celebration in Boston. It's days like today that I'm thankful I moved to the midwest.
"According to... LEYRITZ???"
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