And I couldn't be happier. Congratulations, Fraud Sawx Nation. Embrace your new savior. Judging by his past choices of dugout wear, he should fit right in with the biggest group of phonies and phony fans in the world.
I'm especially loving the details from the story that seem to indicate ownership and the GM might not have been on the same page on this decision too. Because nothing helps start the recovery process from the biggest collapse in baseball history like having a fractured decision-making group making major personnel decisions. Especially when that fractured group is bringing in a known question mark when it comes to dealing with players. Things are already looking up in Beantown!
P.S.- I really hope Cash comes out of left field some time in the next 48 hours with a monster trade just to steal the Fraud Sawx's thunder here.
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