The Jesus had ankle surgery??? For an infection??? How in his father's name does that happen??? He's The Almighty, The Savior, The Chosen One. Regular human injuries should not even happen to his celestial, otherworldly body. And if they do, one would think that The Jesus could just heal himself, no?
Light a candle and say a prayer tonight for The Almighty, Yankee fans. He needs our love and faith now more than ever.
Get well soon, sweet prince. Rest and heal and return in 2011 ready to begin your legacy.
Beltran (oblique) joins Ellsbury on DL for Yanks
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