Doesn't Bartolo Colon look like that weird little midget, Chuy, from Chelsea Handler's horrendous late night show?
Maybe? Kinda? Sorta? Am I reaching too far there? I mean, that's a picture of Colon from a few seasons ago and he looks like complete dog mess. Who knows what he looks like now?
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