You've got to be fucking kidding me, right?
Seriously? This is a joke, right?
** UPDATE: 11:37PM- Sounds like this shit is really happening. If so, more power to the Phillies. Out of all the teams that could have been this mystery 3rd team, I didn't think it would be them. Time for the Yanks to move on to Plan B, huh?
When should I start preparing my "Goodbye, Jesus" post and retiring him to the AB4AR Photoshop Hall of Fame?
ORIOLES COULD STEAL AWAY ICHIRO
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