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Can I call you Dave? Is that cool? First off, let me just say that I'm a huge fan. I've been a fan of yours ever since you first came up. Love the escape acts, love the high socks, love the strikeouts, love the whole deal. But you haven't really looked like yourself on the mound lately and I think I know what the problem is. It's the cutter. Look, I get that Mo is a great pitcher and a great teammate, and has the reputation of passing on the secrets of his cutter to any pitcher who wants to try and learn it. As a Major League Baseball player, I imagine getting advice from Mariano Rivera on throwing a cutter is equivalent to mere mortals sitting at the right hand of Zeus while he rules the cosmos and tosses lightning bolts down on people, and I certainly don't blame you for trying to drink from that fountain of cutter knowledge. But it's just not working for you, bro. You need to cut out the cutter and get back to what you do best.