A bunch of bullpen pitchers are dinged up. Freddy Garcia sucked his last time out. Ivan Nova didn't. A.J. was pretty awful in his outing today. Now nobody thinks Jesus can catch again. Joe Torre is participating in Old Timers' Day this year. Rafael Soriano is a baby and doesn't want to pitch against any AL East opponents until the season starts. And The Horse is still hitting the cover off the ball.
That pretty much covers everything, right? Good. Here's Mastodon's "The Czar." Surprising as this may be, the song is actually NOT about A-Rod. I know, I didn't believe it either when I first found out.