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CC! Good to see you. Especially so late in the game. I didn't think you were allowed to be in the game this late anymore. Musta almost forgotten what the 7th inning felt like, huh? Still rocking the parachute pants and custom Air Jordan baseball spikes, I see.
Well it's good to have you back, buddy. Let's keep these quality 7-inning, 7-K, 1-walk outings coming, alright?
How the fuck are the Orioles still a professional baseball team? Somebody hust disband them already, burn that stadium down and distribute their players to the rest of the franchises still left in Major League Baseball. And when you're done doing that, do me a favor and start spreading the fucking news.