No plate appearances since September 9th? No big deal. No starts since September 4th? Big freakin' whoop. Relegated to simple pinch runner and late-game defensive specialist duty, AKA roster expansion bitch work? Ain't no thang.
Because Chris Dickerson is a bad man, plain and simple. Dude's been worth close to half a win above replacement in just 14 PA. He walks, he rakes, he steals, he fields, and he's basically an all-around boss. I like to think I was the first in the blogosphere to coin the "C-Dick" nickname, and in keeping with that trendsetting reputation I am officially declaring that C-Dick as you know him is dead. Chris Dickerson is now just, "The D."
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