"A.J. Burnett is having his typical terrible August. For whatever reason, he can't pitch in August, I don't know why. It is what it is. August is obviously not an effective month for him."
STOP THE FIGHT!!!! STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT!!!!!!! IT IS ALL OVER!!!!!!!
Cash just dominated whatever was left of A.J.'s manhood right there. I don't even care if he meant that as serious or sarcasitc because it's so sad and so awesome and so hilarious and so disappointing and so true all at the same time. And that's just the type of objective pipe-hitting comment I'd expect from Cash, not the cookie cutter garbage he said about A.J. the previous week. After this, I really have no hope for A.J. for the rest of the way in any situation, but who cares? Re-sign Cash to a deal right now, and just demote A.J. to High-A Tampa. Sorry, A.J., but your candyass got...
P.S.- My new excuse for every mistake I ever make for the rest of my life is the "not an effective (blank) for me"excuse. Straight money.